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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄

@ralphy.bsky.social
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 22h
If I send you this, it means: there is no war in Ba Sing Se.
Julie/Judy trapped in a mar a lago body
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My biggest flex is when someone does not like me, they gotta build a village to try and tear me down.
Cartoon fish with blonde hair looking at her fish hand with puckered up lips
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The ibuprofen going into my body.
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just realizing it’s Jack’s first Halloween without Sally.
Sally and Jack on a snowy cliff with the big moon in the background
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Excessive rainfall will be penetrating really hard. Will you be soaked?
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Amidst all the bs happening, I finally found this 1st edition bad boy! Pls clap.
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
King popped off.
Hudson William posted a story of the Cornell 7 adding “arrest them. Fuck them and fuck Cornell too”
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Conversation comes to a halt when facts are introduced.
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This book I’m reading is a*s.
Troye Sivan eats a*s
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
First day of fall. Act accordingly.
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This and my peppermint mocha
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When he turns off his location.
Scrying from charmed. IYKYK
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Guess how many rounds of free bread I got at the Cheesecake Factory?
Mitchy throwing the deuce
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Conservative tourist h03s love acting like a b1cth in blue states.
Mitchy smiling (I think)
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gonna go shopping on my lunch break. I may not come back.
Mitchy throwing the deuce.
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Gonna tell my kids this is Ed Sheeran and P!nk.
Rupert GrintPDF james charles
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Had my first pumpkin spice latte of the season.
Pumpkin spice girly in a pumpkin patch while holding a pumpkin
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Kisses to my exes.
Martha Stewart puckering up her lips with the caption “I’ve been thinking about releasing my nudes”
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Basically this.
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My hair is not cooperating today.
Elizabeth Holmes looking disheveled. Hair fried to the gods.
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🕳️
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Catphisher on here and 90 of my moots are following him. 🥴
Dog with a judgmental sus look
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Better pulls than a hand job.
A screenshot of delphox A screenshot of team rockets bossA screenshot of team rockets hypnoA screenshot of a full art team rockets master plan card
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Imagine carrying this around. (The one cent is frying me)
Beyoncé’s limited edition bey keeper collectors box for $948.01
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Beyoncé smiling in a black sequin dress with the text “me” under her.

Solange in a creamsicle dress looking like she’s ready to throw hands with the text “my intrusive thoughts” under her.
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
*how to make munnies without working*
Girl on bed, thinking.
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A screenshot with of a conversation with Jolene that reads: 

If I find out you had ANYTHING to do with Dolly Parton passing away it won't be PRETTY!

Excuse me? Who the fuck are you.
And who is Dolly.

I got the wrong btch! My bad!
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
one of my faves tbh 😭😭😭
‘Hard Candy Christmas’ by Dolly Parton screenshot
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
💅
Cillian Murphy with an edited pink now in his hair while the text at the bottom reads: Capricorn never talk shit about people, they talk about people who are shit.
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I had to listen to lil miss grande’s album a couple times to really get into it.
lil Bambi grande with headphones, a high pony, and knee high boots
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
News: Two more tropical storms coming. Me:
Cameron Diaz wet with text saying, “I’m gonna be wet for hours”
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I grew up v gay. Hbu? Forever an ice princess.
Michelle and Hayden in Ice Princess
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Nightcrawler… #XMen97
Scarlet Witch sad looking at her phone
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Electrician:
A screenshot of Hilary Duff’s ‘So Yesterday’ lyrics: if the light is off, then it isn’t on
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If I spend more money, I get free shipping. Which is amazing, right?!
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
🐉
Sophie Anderson and her “f*ck it’s a Sunday” meme
Targaryen sisters with the caption, “B*tch, you better be watching.”
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
🎯
Millennials are the last generation that grew up with technology but learned to figure things out before Al. We can rotate a PDF, troubleshoot a printer, make a phone call without panicking, and hold eye contact. Literally what can't we do.
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
*le sigh
SpongeBob smoking with his booty cheeks out
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Gaslighting myself to buy stuff I don’t need.
Girl choking her shadow
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
My love for bread is infinite.
Focaccia
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
thicker than me ;(
A tree with some junk in the trunk
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Ever wondered what Hello Kitty taste like? Look no more.
Hello Kitty flavored spam
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I choose chaos today
Women releasing a bunch of butterflies into a classroom. There’s a little boy crying at the bottom photo.
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Me waiting for him to come back with a towel.
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
A walking green flag.
A daddy wearing a ‘sugar daddy’ jacket
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Yall use crystals, I use bricks to protect my peace. We’re not the same.
A drawing of a man throwing a brick with a pile of bricks behind him
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The squad is back July 25!!!
Avatar Aang and the gang screen shot
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