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Ralphie Cifaretto

@ralphcifaretto.bsky.social
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I’m just Bustin’ Balls. Get off my ass ;)

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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What the fuck
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ummmmm 👀
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuck Tiff
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Without an equal and opposite reaction of force from the electorate(‘s directly elected representatives) it’s clear that calling out dumpy has been the path of least resistance that the moderate-type dems of congress are taking, and it is actually scaring said electorate. Be scarier, Mr. Evers.
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@therealdvo.bsky.social hey DVO. Shut the fuck up. You walk like you got ass-rammed by antifa
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Voting for Hong. But you can vote any way you want to, it’s just probably wrong. This State is going to implode if the used diaper that is Tom Tiff wins.
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
News outlets that covered the US-Saudi nuclear deal without mentioning that Jared Kushner, Trump’s top foreign policy advisor, is getting paid by the Saudi government: WSJ NYT AP Reuters CNN NBC ABC CBS The Guardian Semafor Washington Post Fox News New York Post BBC Newsweek MS NOW
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A nuclear deal for the Saudis. A media blackout for Kushner’s corruption.
On Wednesday, the Trump administration signed a 30-year nuclear agreement with Saudi Arabia that paves the way for the kingdom to enrich its own uranium.
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Is Mitch McConnell Dead Yet? @ismcconnelldeadyet.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Idk.
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Where’s Mitch McConnell? He’d like to add that he helped set all this up, along with the christofascists behind P2025
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The hodge twins part has me scratching my.. head. Are they broken clocking this? They played every angle except the right one.
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Thanks Tony, now do tariffs, tax cut expys, inflation, energy rates (thanks to data centers) and a massive debt-to-gdp ratio at the national level. You don’t actually have to. Just sayin’. Cause last year it was closer to $2000 per household and that’s when gas was under $3. Need respite desperately
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Did some digging and found the list of librul trolls in the group chat. No Peter Theil tho. Shocking. Even AOC is trolling you
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This Graham fellah. He was a big healthy horse a few days ago. He goes overseas into a war zone and dies a day later. He didn’t die in the war zone. He croaked here. Release those #epsteinfiles #trumpsteinfiles #trumpepsteinfiles
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
To grandpas who didn’t fuck around with fascism or a bad faith existence:
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ชนมือ ชกมือ
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
He got a nice kick towards the first layer of hell when every other loser Republican in the 2016 primary beat him. Now he just fades into obscurity more and more with each passing action Tony makes. Bring on the rails. Bring on the progress. Fuck Tom Tiffany.
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Vrabel settled into NE life as well as Aaron Hernandez
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
That Fetterman creep reminds me of every bloated alcoholic reject that eventually goes through seizures, dementia, and late-stage liver failure, except he has voting power 🙄. #trumpepsteinfiles #trumpsteinfiles #diddlertrump
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I heard a song by this band called red chilly hot peppers today and I was like wow, this is really bad. Scorchingly bad. Butt rock #trumpsteinfiles #epsteinfiles #redhottrumpfiles #trumpepsteinfiles #diddlertrump killed kids
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Undoubtedly yes. Raising rates would work to stabilize inflation. And we haven’t even gotten to tariffs either. Simply by doing nothing they are allowing prices to rise again. Kinda the thing you’d expect when the country is ran by fat dipshits in smelly suits and covered in hair grease.
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
They voted for 365 x 4. So basically a number insurmountable to magats. Or as they say “four sun trips, derrrrrrr”
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I like to picture my Trump as the amorphous blob he really is. And he’s full of the same filling as Twinkies. And he leaves a trail of grime where he rolls. And he smells of shit. Fligga, rig-a-gigga ga rigga giiiig #trumpstein files #trump-epsteinfiles #twinkies #tenaciousd
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Yeah don’t pannic. Everyone hung lose. Too each there one. Murica
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Sober is not a state of mind this admin has been in for 411 days. At some point we would need a metric ton of Narcan to get president pedo to experience lucidity. But who knows maybe sobriety is his kryptonite. Either way, guy has the best drug dealers on this marble.
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Poor Cricket got Kirked. If we faced equal consequences for our most heinous actions, there would be a much better world to wake up to every day. “I guarantee it” - that one meme
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Rage boners are all the rage in maga cult land
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Almost like federal judges should have input before they are submitted rather than after since one party seems to drag out the timeframe, making new maps expire and keep the old maps… just based on the current political climate it looks like fed judges are the only thing saving democracy
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Sure just don’t cede the credit to usurpers who will claim they did the whole world a favor by simply being agreeable, while you drag them across the finish line kicking and screaming. That’s how we got here in the first place. Make it known that a democrat governor is the adult in the room.
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
#trumpisgross #trumpstein rash #trumpsteinfiles Saw him and #iran the fuck away #trumpsmells #karma
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I didn’t realize how dumb people were until I accidentally found r/doomercirclejerk. Literally right wing bros pretending to be apolitical. Okbuddynumbnuts..
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Packers live rent free in this guy’s head. Bear down is what people yell when they put a 3” hole in a wild bear’s chest. 40 years no Super Bowl trips but hey you beat them twice this year that’s basically a Super Bowl for you. Frauds detected
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Tony “Fresh” Evers 😎
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Bob @psychobob4q2.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
And now we understand the prophecy...
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
God has spoken. AOC 2028 #AOC2028
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
And, fun fact, they taste as good as poor people
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
This is pathetic af just like the bears.
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
If they repeal bans on PFAS and other forever chemicals in pesticides for crops, can State legislators fight back and ban them within the State or is this just another loss of many under this fascist regime? We don’t really count moral victories like calling them idiots as sufficient.
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
An then th Ace get up and say “ Somebody Stop Me” abd audience laughs
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
This guy, Russia Ron Johnson, has accomplished NOTHING in his long tenure as a useless suit. I hope he moves to the moon or gets shot into the sun after his cult dissolves. Either is fine. Just gtfo
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Or what a derivative loan means in regards to swaps or basket swaps and how they directly relate to rehypothecation of those assets. As such, “endless money printer”. Then how they subsequently use those swaps to cover short positions (that they deliberately mark long to avoid reporting the short)
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
More on financial literacy: It takes literal years of practice and media literacy to understand the intentional movement of modern stock market activity. If you struggle understanding why indexes aren’t a valid indicator of the economy you would do well to talk to experts and learn the how and why.
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Only financially illiterates equate surging stock indexes with a strong economy: 1) the dollar is 15% weaker under Trump 2) tariffs cost Americans an extra $1000 a year for basic goods. Coffee is surging. 3) indexes are controlled by hedge funds through off-market pump and dump schemes. DUH!!
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Art is cool. Support artists whenever possible. Without art we’d be ruzzia or some other dystopian hellscape.
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Sometimes two skeets come together to paint a bigger picture. In this case we see what his left hand was doing while he waved his right hand around like a pedo magician, desperately trying to distract you. Notice how every time files are released he bombs something? #pedopres #trumpstein #epstein
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
The Weeknd = “woke black mob” Dre/snoop/eminem/blige = woke black mob Rihanna = “woke black womun” Usher = “woke black uwu bulge” Kendrick = “woke black anteefa mob” Bad Bunny = “unamerican woke meckskin” Basically unless it was a white man for grindr fuel they hated it 🤔
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Black eyed peas = “black” Madonna = “womun” Beyoncé = “black womun” Bruno Mars = “black” Katy Perry = “unskilled womun” Coldplay = grindr fuel. They loved it Lady Gaga = “woke womun” Justin Timberlake = grindr fuel. They loved Maroon 5 = loved the nips Shakira/Lopez = “woke latino wimminz”
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Just answer one question you fucking worm. What a useless idiot
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
He has 20 results in the Epstein library. Including a connection web to all the worst people. Probably nothing to “lose sleep” over haw haw he haw! #prostitution www.justice.gov/epstein
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Definitely Walker III getting mvp for this performance. Burned so much clock and set them up for the field goals, with over 150 combined yards and 5 minutes left in the game. Love the enthusiasm for the kicker tho. If one or more of those kicks were from deep I would reconsider.
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Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Big surprise. Pedo freak Musk wants to go to the moon since Mars was never really in his reach anyway. What better way to escape conviction than to set up shop on a waterless rock with the other pedos. Fuck Musk and release the #Trumpstein files. #Epstein didn’t kill himself.
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