Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 01/09/2026@therealdvo.bsky.social hey DVO. Shut the fuck up. You walk like you got ass-rammed by antifa 000
Reposted by Ralphie CifarettoJudd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 23/07/2026News outlets that covered the US-Saudi nuclear deal without mentioning that Jared Kushner, Trump’s top foreign policy advisor, is getting paid by the Saudi government: WSJ NYT AP Reuters CNN NBC ABC CBS The Guardian Semafor Washington Post Fox News New York Post BBC Newsweek MS NOWpopular.infoA nuclear deal for the Saudis. A media blackout for Kushner’s corruption.On Wednesday, the Trump administration signed a 30-year nuclear agreement with Saudi Arabia that paves the way for the kingdom to enrich its own uranium. 22869213659
Reposted by Ralphie CifarettoIs Mitch McConnell Dead Yet? @ismcconnelldeadyet.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Idk. 37311
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 12/07/2026This Graham fellah. He was a big healthy horse a few days ago. He goes overseas into a war zone and dies a day later. He didn’t die in the war zone. He croaked here. Release those #epsteinfiles #trumpsteinfiles #trumpepsteinfiles 000
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 22/03/2026That Fetterman creep reminds me of every bloated alcoholic reject that eventually goes through seizures, dementia, and late-stage liver failure, except he has voting power 🙄. #trumpepsteinfiles #trumpsteinfiles #diddlertrump 000
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 21/03/2026I heard a song by this band called red chilly hot peppers today and I was like wow, this is really bad. Scorchingly bad. Butt rock #trumpsteinfiles #epsteinfiles #redhottrumpfiles #trumpepsteinfiles #diddlertrump killed kids 000
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 14/03/2026I like to picture my Trump as the amorphous blob he really is. And he’s full of the same filling as Twinkies. And he leaves a trail of grime where he rolls. And he smells of shit. Fligga, rig-a-gigga ga rigga giiiig #trumpstein files #trump-epsteinfiles #twinkies #tenaciousd 010
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 10/03/2026media.tenor.coma group of south park characters are sitting at desksALT: a group of south park characters are sitting at desks 000
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Sober is not a state of mind this admin has been in for 411 days. At some point we would need a metric ton of Narcan to get president pedo to experience lucidity. But who knows maybe sobriety is his kryptonite. Either way, guy has the best drug dealers on this marble. 000
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Poor Cricket got Kirked. If we faced equal consequences for our most heinous actions, there would be a much better world to wake up to every day. “I guarantee it” - that one meme 000
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 03/03/2026#trumpisgross #trumpstein rash #trumpsteinfiles Saw him and #iran the fuck away #trumpsmells #karma 000
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I didn’t realize how dumb people were until I accidentally found r/doomercirclejerk. Literally right wing bros pretending to be apolitical. Okbuddynumbnuts.. 000
Reposted by Ralphie CifarettoBob @psychobob4q2.bsky.social · 16/02/2026And now we understand the prophecy... 26525
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 16/02/2026And, fun fact, they taste as good as poor people 000
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 14/02/2026This guy, Russia Ron Johnson, has accomplished NOTHING in his long tenure as a useless suit. I hope he moves to the moon or gets shot into the sun after his cult dissolves. Either is fine. Just gtfo 000
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 12/02/2026More on financial literacy: It takes literal years of practice and media literacy to understand the intentional movement of modern stock market activity. If you struggle understanding why indexes aren’t a valid indicator of the economy you would do well to talk to experts and learn the how and why. 100
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Only financially illiterates equate surging stock indexes with a strong economy: 1) the dollar is 15% weaker under Trump 2) tariffs cost Americans an extra $1000 a year for basic goods. Coffee is surging. 3) indexes are controlled by hedge funds through off-market pump and dump schemes. DUH!! 010
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Art is cool. Support artists whenever possible. Without art we’d be ruzzia or some other dystopian hellscape. 020
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Sometimes two skeets come together to paint a bigger picture. In this case we see what his left hand was doing while he waved his right hand around like a pedo magician, desperately trying to distract you. Notice how every time files are released he bombs something? #pedopres #trumpstein #epstein 000
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Black eyed peas = “black” Madonna = “womun” Beyoncé = “black womun” Bruno Mars = “black” Katy Perry = “unskilled womun” Coldplay = grindr fuel. They loved it Lady Gaga = “woke womun” Justin Timberlake = grindr fuel. They loved Maroon 5 = loved the nips Shakira/Lopez = “woke latino wimminz” 100
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Just answer one question you fucking worm. What a useless idiot 000
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Big surprise. Pedo freak Musk wants to go to the moon since Mars was never really in his reach anyway. What better way to escape conviction than to set up shop on a waterless rock with the other pedos. Fuck Musk and release the #Trumpstein files. #Epstein didn’t kill himself. 001
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Dan out here saying the quiet part out loud. Except it’s always been dipshits and bums and losers of the lowest qualities, including Bongino himself. The guy couldn’t last a year as a Yes Man in the dumbest regime in history. Says a lot, Dan. Back to podcasting to dipshits and bums and losers! 020
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 04/02/2026S’like, um, heh, yeah scrotemedia.tenor.coma man wearing headphones and an orange shirt is looking at somethingALT: a man wearing headphones and an orange shirt is looking at something 000
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 04/02/2026“Now please enjoy all the boohoohoohoogers.. boohoohoogers.. and COOOOOME” youtu.be/pDlR_ccnZwwyoutu.be"The Yelper Special" (Original Music) - SOUTH PARKYouTube video by South Park Studios 000
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Ugh. That’s worse than traffic court. Just give me the ticket 000
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Don’t slip on the puddles of frozen drool while you’re there! 000
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 01/02/2026That a victim bit his tiny penis. You know who I’m talking about. The fucked up shitheel with the tiny hands. That victim is one of the heroes of this horrible story. 000
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 31/01/2026To no one’s surprise, the neonazi sympathizers like diddling kids. SHOCKING 000
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 31/01/2026youtu.be/V8H2ETMpRFw “I wanna go back. SEND ME BACK TO THE ISLAND”. this gross creeper rapist fraudster and his best friend Trump (also a gross creeper rapist fraudster) need to be systematically removed like a colony of termites or roaches. #trumpstein #elonyoutu.beElons Blue Check MarkYouTube video by MeatCanyon 000
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Yo @schumer.senate.gov, remember that when it was time to honor appeasement, ol Hitler “chucked” them aside like a railroad rider to Auschwitz. Don’t succumb to your natural urge to be some sort of moral middle man in a war of polar opposites. Your seat is as safe as Trump’s diaper #trumpstein 010
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 27/01/2026The Melania movie, likely: 20 minutes talking about being Slavic. 30 minutes of commentary about her days of whipping her boobs out for money. 10 minutes of casually pointing out how much time she spends away from her husband, and the final 20 or so minutes explaining how little she cares. 000
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Jesus Christ these losers are both dangerous stupid and incredibly fragile. This is the most corrupt federal agency in plain sight we have ever seen. Any gun owner should be appalled at the actions of these awful ICE agitators. Even the NRA is standing up for the victim, who served vets at his VA. 001
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 24/01/2026“Commuting”?? Someone is hate-tweeting without his contacts again. The squinty-eyed bastard ought to get lasik on his way Commuting back to putin’s feet. We all know his wife is a performative shitbag who will leave him for the first guy that isn’t a human dick wart when this admin collapses. 000
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 23/01/2026People with questions in regards to boycotting, or what to actually boycott: Walmart, Target, Amazon, McDonald’s, Yum Brands (toxic hell, KFC, A&W, and more), Meta, X, Teslerr, Starbucks, Tractor Supply Co, John Deere, Home Depot, Lowe’s, Ace Hardware, Uber, Qualcomm, AT&T, Comcast, Paypal/Venmo… 110
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 23/01/2026It will make more sense when Hegseth shows up with a disheveled sign that reads “Departmint of Human Suffring” and nails it onto the existing marble sign 000
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 23/01/2026What Mike will say in the hearings: “I did not see Indiana taking it all this year” “I did Nazi the full Epstein files” “I did Nazi the airstrikes on Venezuelan boats” “I did Nazi ICE agents kill Renee Good” “I did Nazi taking everyone’s healthcare away” 000
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 23/01/2026It’s not so much that she didn’t want to appear in front of a committee or judiciary panel and more like they just don’t want to hear the shit she spews from her mouth until the dear leader goes the way of the dodo. She’ll be in Russia before she testifies or releases anything 000
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 23/01/2026He will be the running joke formerly known as McStroke. Or 20-piece-chicken-mcshit. Brought to you by #Mcdonalds. Did somebody say McDonalds? No? Maybe because it’s as terrible as the president. I’ll remember him as fondly as the hemorrhoids I got the last time I had McDonald’s. 010
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 23/01/2026It’s like a Final Fantasy enemy on LSD. It’s weak to electricity and it’s Blue Magic move is called Shell Game. +2 to defense and reflects 10% of damage Ok ok I’ll shut up now. Cool art #FinalFantasy 130
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 23/01/2026They were quieter than when I killed that hooah behind the Bing. They must be made men 000
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Fake Genius, human ketamine bottle and noob gamer wants to do a Bicentennial Man. Quick question, how long until you go to Mars? #Ralphiethoughts #RobinWilliams 000
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 23/01/2026You forget like the thousand incidents with this guy? Marone! Guy might as well have raped those people himself. Must be a Texas thing bc we bury people like this in the meadowlands 000
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 23/01/2026At this point if you’re on X yet you are either some schmuck with room temperature IQ or a bot that sexualizes women and kids. Or a politician that sexualizes women and kids. 000
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Two things I love, sports betting, and watching the bears lose. 000
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 14/01/2026@schumer.senate.gov limp dick. Gtfoh. You aren’t a leader. QUIT. Step down. Retire. Whatever just GOmedia.tenor.coma man is sitting on a couch making a funny face with the words get outta heeaaa written on the bottomALT: a man is sitting on a couch making a funny face with the words get outta heeaaa written on the bottom 000
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 14/01/2026By the laws of Sanic, you’re out of rings and one more slip means gubbye. I’ve seen hooahs with braces at the Bing in heels with more grace #Ralphiethoughts 000
Ralphie Cifaretto @ralphcifaretto.bsky.social · 13/01/2026He’s so sensitive. If he was innocent he’d probably shrug it off with that signature smirk. Never saw the last 4 presidents do anything like this in public. Hell the worst thing Obama did was wear a tan suit. What a little bitch. Makes GW Bush look like a saint #Ralphiethoughts 000
