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Ralpha (aka Phil)

@ralpha.bsky.social
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Rebuilding X exile. Fully paid up member of the tofu eating Wokerati. Bike rider. Helmet wearer. All opinions are just that. Ally. It’s ok to not be ok.

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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Your friendly #TourdeFrance guide. You’re welcome!
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
So so true!
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Don’t ride your bike. But feel free to injure the young and the old.
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
It blew up.
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
No absolutely not guy in green. Three photos. Guy in green is fist pumping. Guy in blue has hands in pockets. Then bald guy appears between them.
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
My sleuthing suggests he is the one who threw the bottle at MVDP.
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Haha! It’s satirical but sadly very true 😂
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Yup.
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Who did the Tangerine Spunktrumpet want dead then?
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I’ve sussed it. It’s an anti trump kiss device 😂😂
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
It screams ‘I don’t want to be here’.
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Great gig last night. The original may be a man down and long disbanded but I can highly recommend the tribute band The Smyths!
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Totally and utterly irresponsible journalism form the Daily Mail. This disgusts me.
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I’m a winner!!! How many bikes can I buy? Now just need to dig out my bank details and passport info.
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Work to be done….its a start given I was 84.7kg on Jan 1. Getting a 30 min turbo in before I commute to work will hopefully help. The fish and chips tonight won’t 😂
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
X is rotten to the core.
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Americans: Whenever there is some kind of press conference, the speaker always has a cast of thousands standing behind them. It’s endemic and something we don’t have here in the UK. What are these people doing and why does this happen? It’s weird.
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Liverpool’s response to Musk wanting to buy their club. Fair play 👏👏👏
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Yup
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Yup😂
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Hedging my bets…
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Age is but a number. I remember all these!
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Why do we have a fixation on the motor industry for increasingly larger screens??? Shouldn’t drivers be looking at the road?
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
It’s funny how pets have such a grip on your emotions. Today we sent Bootsie to cat heaven. 16.5 years with us, he was the perfect loving, loyal and caring moggie. We are heartbroken 💔
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I’m off to a slow start
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
When you may have slightly overdone the chocolate…
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Makes me smile every year 😂 Happy new year X-ers!
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Elon rewriting history? Who woulda thunk it?
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Brake checked at 65mph because I flashed him as he was hogging the outside lane. The standard of driving can be truly awful at times.
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Double espresso (decaf natch) to kick off the day. Merry Christmas all you lovely strangers!
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Nothing would surprise me😂😂
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Amazing the number of men on mobile phones ‘testing’ the furniture in John Lewis 😂
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I was this many days old when I learned this 😮
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Purple sock day today aimed to promote the rights & well-being of disabled people across society & raise awareness of disability in every aspect of political, social, economic & cultural life.
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I’m out!
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Meanwhile on X.
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
When in Lisbon…had to be done!
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I think the entire city of Lisbon turned out for the Christmas lights last night. I have never seen anything so busy!
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
That’s me signed up.
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Steak and chips for the family tonight. Meanwhile this was all I could muster. Nasty flu virus that has now turned into a chest infection as well 😟
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
That’s that then.
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Wales v Fiji match write-up….. The least worst team won. Fiji aren’t good but Wales were simply awful. Their discipline is rock bottom. On the plus side the stadium is amazing and the crowd were entertaining themselves with the Mexican wave 😂
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Chapeau!
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Punctuation ❌ Spelling❌ Grammar ❌ Four bears ❌ Any sense of common decency ❌ Giving idiots an MBE. ❌❌❌
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Reasons to be away from X. An occasional series.
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Off here on Sunday. First time - can’t wait!
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