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Ralpha (aka Phil)

@ralpha.bsky.social
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Rebuilding X exile. Fully paid up member of the tofu eating Wokerati. Bike rider. Helmet wearer. All opinions are just that. Ally. It’s ok to not be ok.

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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Selling my Northroad iO. DM me if interested. ebay.io/m/PzFv4X
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NorthRoad iO Full Carbon 56cm Road Bike | eBay UK
The bike is in excellent condition. It is engineered with high-modulus T800 carbon fiber, prioritising a lightweight, stiff, and fast ride. K-Edge Garmin Mount included. Here is the set up • Chain: SRAM Force 12sp.
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
How do you compete against someone who is super human? Or doping? #panyagua
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Your friendly #TourdeFrance guide. You’re welcome!
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Cycling friends - let’s help ‘Chellce’ with her survey. Thanks muchly! www.instagram.com/reel/DK9HNH5...
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
So so true!
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Don’t ride your bike. But feel free to injure the young and the old.
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
It blew up.
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
My sleuthing suggests he is the one who threw the bottle at MVDP.
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
The last person to utterly dominate cycling like this was Lance Armstrong. Just saying…
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Haha! It’s satirical but sadly very true 😂
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Yup.
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Seeing 85kg on Jan 1 was a wake up. I had a year of illness last year - pericarditis, 2 chest infections, full on flu and strep throat. So decided to make the most of now feeling ok. So far so good - 5kg lost in 2025, would love to lose 5 more but realistically 2-3. 6am turbo sessions!
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
A song that is 42 years old and yet could have been written today. Trump nailed. Picture it now, see just how The lies and deceit gained a little more power Confidence taken in By a suntan and a grin The grabbing hands grab all they can All for themselves, after all youtu.be/1t-gK-9EIq4?...
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Depeche Mode - Everything Counts (Official Music Video)
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Who did the Tangerine Spunktrumpet want dead then?
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
If you own a Swasticar and don’t plan on selling it then feel free to block and or unfollow me. Thanks. #FuckTesla
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
What a weird approach. His head is so deep in the sand he can’t see the issue is TOO MANY PEOPLE MAKING UNNECESSARY JOURNEYS IN CARS.
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
National Socialist anyone?
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
It screams ‘I don’t want to be here’.
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Great gig last night. The original may be a man down and long disbanded but I can highly recommend the tribute band The Smyths!
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Back to the Future is the best trilogy. That’s my hill. Godfather: 2/3 Indiana Jones: 2/3 They don’t make them like they used to.
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Totally and utterly irresponsible journalism form the Daily Mail. This disgusts me.
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I had my first ever matcha latte today!! I also had my last ever matcha latte. 🤢🤮
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I’m a winner!!! How many bikes can I buy? Now just need to dig out my bank details and passport info.
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Work to be done….its a start given I was 84.7kg on Jan 1. Getting a 30 min turbo in before I commute to work will hopefully help. The fish and chips tonight won’t 😂
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Me examining a new follower
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
X is rotten to the core.
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Americans: Whenever there is some kind of press conference, the speaker always has a cast of thousands standing behind them. It’s endemic and something we don’t have here in the UK. What are these people doing and why does this happen? It’s weird.
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Liverpool’s response to Musk wanting to buy their club. Fair play 👏👏👏
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Yup
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Yup😂
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Hedging my bets…
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Age is but a number. I remember all these!
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Why do we have a fixation on the motor industry for increasingly larger screens??? Shouldn’t drivers be looking at the road?
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I’m slightly overwhelmed by the lovely replies about Bootsie. Thank you - knowing you are not alone means a lot 🐈‍⬛🐾🐾🐾❤️
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
It’s funny how pets have such a grip on your emotions. Today we sent Bootsie to cat heaven. 16.5 years with us, he was the perfect loving, loyal and caring moggie. We are heartbroken 💔
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I’m off to a slow start
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
When you may have slightly overdone the chocolate…
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Makes me smile every year 😂 Happy new year X-ers!
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Elon rewriting history? Who woulda thunk it?
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Just so we are clear on the school fees VAT thing: Parents are not paying twice for a state school place and private education. Singles, elderly, childless couples, all pay the same taxes.Choosing private education is purchasing a luxury product for advantage. You privilege is buying advantage.
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Brake checked at 65mph because I flashed him as he was hogging the outside lane. The standard of driving can be truly awful at times.
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Raiders of the Lost Ark now on C4. Cracking film.
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
He really is an odious shite. www.newsweek.com/elon-musk-ta...
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Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
The billionaire has become one of the most prominent supporters of President-elect Donald Trump.
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Double espresso (decaf natch) to kick off the day. Merry Christmas all you lovely strangers!
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
So Gavin and Stacey comes to an end. Given I’ve never watched a single episode it’s a meh from me.
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DCboy @dcboy.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
This is the most ridiculous thing ever and also the best ever use of LinkedIn.
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Ralpha (aka Phil) @ralpha.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
A turning point this week. For the first time in my life I gave up trying to get a tyre on a wheel and took it to my LBS. Outcome - different tyres. Anyone want an unused pair of 700c/28 Conti 4 Seasons? Bargain price!
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