Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 4hWhen I’m done with Pornography it’ll be Seventeen Seconds. 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Got my yearly performance review in; ten bucks says my top “negative issue” is going to be “fails to complete paperwork on time.” 110
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s silly and insane and that’s funny in itself but the fact that their delusion is also inherently BLASPHEMOUS and they thought they could get the POPE to sign off on it is downright hilarious. 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Afrin is the greatest drug invented by human beings. Move over “penicillin,” “smallpox vaccine.” This shit actually clears your sinuses. 001
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Going through old Facebook posts and encountered something incredibly adorable: Back when our niece was 5-6 years old (she’s 18 now) she didn’t know my name or the word “boyfriend” so she would refer to me as my (future) wife’s “prince.” Like, “are you going over to your prince’s house tonight?” 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 28/09/2026MENA themed birthday dinner: camel steak, Lebanese couscous and chickpea salad, basbousa cake (no candles, sorry), and jallab to drink. All recipes from the internet and I do not vouch for their authenticity. 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s my birthday weekend and I am going SLIGHTLY Goblin Mode or whatever. 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A good friend of mine has run into a spot of financial trouble, if any of you folks have some spare money and what have you. gofund.me/9250a5257gofund.meDonate to Keeping the RI Kuch Household Afloat, organized by brian kuchHey friends, so i'm embarrassed to do this once again but I don't see any other way … brian kuch needs your support for Keeping the RI Kuch Household Afloat 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I know they’re “part of the healing process” and shit but god DAMN I hate fevers. So uncomfortable. Figure out another way to do this shit, body! 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Poirot loves it when I slap his butt to the beat of the music I’m listening to. 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Gonna have to give up our cat to a shelter because he laid down on my keyboard and activated Microsoft Copilot. :( 010
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 29/08/2026“Hmm. I know I have a cut in my thumb but I’m going to juice this lemon anyway. It’ll be find, I’ll be careful. 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Have officially changed my wife’s contact info in my phone to her actual name instead of “*Borat voice* my wife.” That had probably gone on too long. 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Why do my cats love the taste of petroleum jelly so much? 020
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I sang “sin” to my cat when it came up in the music we were listening to and he got really freaked out and ran away. 010
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Swapped beds with my wife. Going well so far youtu.be/IBNcqRRO5TI?...youtu.beVNV Nation - Prophet (Amsterdam, Melkweg 7-5-2023)YouTube video by D Entaku 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Hercule Poirot has lost an entirety of one pound since we last talked. 010
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 18/08/2026My wife does not particularly like pro wrestling but likes occasionally great matches I curate for her. Today: Starrcade, Vader vs Flair title vs career match. 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I added a tablespoon of miso paste and it was a very good decision. 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Made a very good puttanesca for dinner. My mom gave me some cherry tomatoes and basil from her garden so I wanted to do something with them. 100
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 15/08/2026They were going to let ranks as low as Major order nuclear strikes 230
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 15/08/20261. No thats not why he was killed 2. Killing him did nothing to solve those things 110
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Stop getting your paws on my dishes! You walk in your toilet! 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Get out of there you little butthole 130
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 14/08/2026October is a very good month to get married! My wife and I got married in February and half our guest list didn’t make it because there was a giant ice storm. :( 110
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 12/08/2026In retrospect it seemed a little too on the nose. 030
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Giving field IQ tests to see if the disabled person I’m about to use my torture gloves on counts as “severely” or not 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 10/08/2026For the record I feel I was exactly the right amount of woke during woke 1.0. I regret nothing and take nothing back. 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Charcuterie and shrimp corn chowder for dinner 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 06/08/2026My grandfather had a sibling and two aunts die of drowning. 020
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Will never have a better opportunity to post this gifstatic.klipy.comDickerson Mcm: Put the Bunny Back in the BoxALT: Dickerson Mcm: Put the Bunny Back in the Box 020
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I live next to a big bridge and there’s a colony that lives under it, so I get one about once a year. 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I have caught and expelled my 5th bat now since moving into my current place, I think. Still don’t know how they’re getting in. Dumb kitties thought it was a new friend so everybody gets rabies boosters tomorrow.static.klipy.comMichael Che's Sarcastic 'Yaaay' on SNLALT: Michael Che's Sarcastic 'Yaaay' on SNL 120
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 05/08/2026static.klipy.comDarryl Philbin's Sarcastic Yay in The OfficeALT: Darryl Philbin's Sarcastic Yay in The Office 010
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 05/08/2026So… starting to think those “leaks” from the Stevens’ campaign that said her internals had her down 14 and her own pollster told her she had no chance of winning might have been, ah, completely fabricated. 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Yeah I think both would like Trump initially but almost immediately become disgusted by him, at which point Trump would call them losers and cowards. 131
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 04/08/2026As an Iowan I am a Caitlin Clark/Fever fan but I find it very funny that Sophie Cunningham’s team is currently in 5th place. 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I’m eating leftover goat curry and fried plantains I made last night and it’s fucking awesome. 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Big debate about whether the TRUE millennial band is The Strokes or The Killers. It’s neither. It’s this: youtu.be/LI_Oe-jtgdI?...youtu.beThe Music Man "Ya Got Trouble"YouTube video by BravoDivine 000
