Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Got my yearly performance review in; ten bucks says my top “negative issue” is going to be “fails to complete paperwork on time.” 110
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Afrin is the greatest drug invented by human beings. Move over “penicillin,” “smallpox vaccine.” This shit actually clears your sinuses. 001
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Going through old Facebook posts and encountered something incredibly adorable: Back when our niece was 5-6 years old (she’s 18 now) she didn’t know my name or the word “boyfriend” so she would refer to me as my (future) wife’s “prince.” Like, “are you going over to your prince’s house tonight?” 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 28/09/2026MENA themed birthday dinner: camel steak, Lebanese couscous and chickpea salad, basbousa cake (no candles, sorry), and jallab to drink. All recipes from the internet and I do not vouch for their authenticity. 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s my birthday weekend and I am going SLIGHTLY Goblin Mode or whatever. 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A good friend of mine has run into a spot of financial trouble, if any of you folks have some spare money and what have you. gofund.me/9250a5257gofund.meDonate to Keeping the RI Kuch Household Afloat, organized by brian kuchHey friends, so i'm embarrassed to do this once again but I don't see any other way … brian kuch needs your support for Keeping the RI Kuch Household Afloat 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I know they’re “part of the healing process” and shit but god DAMN I hate fevers. So uncomfortable. Figure out another way to do this shit, body! 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Poirot loves it when I slap his butt to the beat of the music I’m listening to. 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Gonna have to give up our cat to a shelter because he laid down on my keyboard and activated Microsoft Copilot. :( 010
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 29/08/2026“Hmm. I know I have a cut in my thumb but I’m going to juice this lemon anyway. It’ll be find, I’ll be careful. 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Have officially changed my wife’s contact info in my phone to her actual name instead of “*Borat voice* my wife.” That had probably gone on too long. 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Why do my cats love the taste of petroleum jelly so much? 020
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I sang “sin” to my cat when it came up in the music we were listening to and he got really freaked out and ran away. 010
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Swapped beds with my wife. Going well so far youtu.be/IBNcqRRO5TI?...youtu.beVNV Nation - Prophet (Amsterdam, Melkweg 7-5-2023)YouTube video by D Entaku 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 18/08/2026My wife does not particularly like pro wrestling but likes occasionally great matches I curate for her. Today: Starrcade, Vader vs Flair title vs career match. 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Made a very good puttanesca for dinner. My mom gave me some cherry tomatoes and basil from her garden so I wanted to do something with them. 100
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Get out of there you little butthole 130
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 10/08/2026For the record I feel I was exactly the right amount of woke during woke 1.0. I regret nothing and take nothing back. 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Charcuterie and shrimp corn chowder for dinner 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I have caught and expelled my 5th bat now since moving into my current place, I think. Still don’t know how they’re getting in. Dumb kitties thought it was a new friend so everybody gets rabies boosters tomorrow.static.klipy.comMichael Che's Sarcastic 'Yaaay' on SNLALT: Michael Che's Sarcastic 'Yaaay' on SNL 120
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 05/08/2026So… starting to think those “leaks” from the Stevens’ campaign that said her internals had her down 14 and her own pollster told her she had no chance of winning might have been, ah, completely fabricated. 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 04/08/2026As an Iowan I am a Caitlin Clark/Fever fan but I find it very funny that Sophie Cunningham’s team is currently in 5th place. 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I’m eating leftover goat curry and fried plantains I made last night and it’s fucking awesome. 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Big debate about whether the TRUE millennial band is The Strokes or The Killers. It’s neither. It’s this: youtu.be/LI_Oe-jtgdI?...youtu.beThe Music Man "Ya Got Trouble"YouTube video by BravoDivine 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Morse has wanted to cuddle so much tonight (forgive my belly) 010
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 10/07/2026My dad was always the biggest soccer fan I knew. Every big game this World Cup I think “I can’t wait to talk about this with my dad” and then remember he’s been dead for 5 years. 020
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Got some brats from my local butcher they called “firecrackers” and I’m not sure what was in them but yeah, they definitely deserve the name. Still hiccuping. 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I stepped on a tiny piece of broken glass and it was so small and it’s completely unfair how badly it’s made me limp and it’s THIS motherfucker’s fault. 010
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 15/06/2026My lord; a mg of Ativan and about 9 tums really improves one’s outlook. 010
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 14/06/2026My dad was a huge soccer fan and died shortly before the last World Cup. My last conversation with him, in fact, was about World Cup qualifying matches. So I’m watching in his honor. 110
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 09/06/2026It’s been a helluva June for me and my family. Whew. 010
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Adding black olives to stir fry just to see how many people it pisses off 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 20/05/2026There was a time in my life that I was questioned by police about a man’s death and the cop saw scars on my legs and asked me “I see you have a bunch of scars on your legs; where do those come from?” and I said “I have a cat and she’s a cunt” and he laughed. 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 19/05/2026What’s something I can make with just a LITTLE bit of buttermilk? 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Me: *eats a bunch of leftover refried beans and carnitas* The city: “hey, we hit a pipe during some construction; don’t go to the bathroom for the next three hours.” 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I told Poirot: man; I got all sorts of problems, don’t I? And he said “meow.” 010
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I have discovered a secret ingredient for broccoli cheddar soup and apparently it’s coconut milk. 000
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I love this little goober so much it tears me apart when he’s sick (he has a UTI). 250
Pop Culture Portmanteau @ralfthewise.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Poirot has a UTI. Vet says there doesn’t seem to any obstruction. We’re supposed to administer antibiotics and ensure his penis does not become blocked or inflamed. 000
