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Michael Serrano

@rakatee.bsky.social
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Broadcast Director, Overwatch enthusiast, lover of musicals and horror, Go Padres.

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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I didn't have any beef with the Brewers but now I'm all in on hating that dumbass ballpark. Also Miller Lite sucks.
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Padres-Brewers is going to go 5 games and I'm not going to make it.
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gotta wonder how short the leash is for Robbie Ray
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Vibes are immaculate in San Diego and now Milwaukee #LFGSD
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
GAVIN SHEETS MY LOVE
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lynx absolute frauds omg
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Padres Fan Drinking
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
At what point is it okay to start blaming the training staff? It's insane how common this is in SF.
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Zzzzzzzzz
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Amelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️‍⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026
Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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You Like That? Angry Football Player
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What’s your favorite bible verse? Wrong answers only. "Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."
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Andor: Karis Nemik's Urgent Words
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 17/08/2026
we don't protect child actors enough. especially women.
Michelle Trachtenberg and Hayden Panettiere, who died less than 2 years apart from each other
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"It's Morbin' time"
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
12:53 p.m. — Novick, discussing the term sheet, said the amount they're asking the Blazers to pay back — about $6 million per year — is roughly the same as the salary of Houston Rockets center Clint Capela, a 32-year-old backup center in the NBA. Amazing lmao
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The league has to get rid of this Dundon guy. He bought the Blazers to hold the city of Portland hostage for arena money and now he's telling all of his underlings to shittalk the city so he can move to Kansas City or something. Cut this shit out or the league will be held hostage by similar ghouls.
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I know it's a global game but why does it seem like every OWCS Major is at awful hours for NA.
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Utterly disgusting what is happening to the Trail Blazers. Tom Dundon is a disgrace.
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Trying to save money but now I think I want to get into collecting vinyl oop.
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I'm starting to think @highkin.bsky.social might like Rush you guys
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
An all time touch grass heat check and people addicted to dumbass social algorithms will prob learn nothing
Lucas Shaw
@Lucas_Shaw
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The Odyssey will open to $258M
worldwide, according to the latest projections.
The third biggest opening of the year and the biggest opening ever for Christopher
Nolan.
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Frieda Bühner has been cooking lately
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I guess NBC News is paywalled now lol
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hydration, broken
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Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Let’s just say if a certain soccer team needs help today they’re READY 🇺🇸⚽️
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
As someone who has been under threat of layoffs for the past 2 years, this is arguably worse.
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Show me a cool physical game
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Please fire everyone Padres
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Angry Gary Oldman Shouts Everyone!
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Ted Lasso says YES! (TheGoon BigOldGoon)
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
WEAK SHIT
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Straight red is an insane decision
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Hydration Breaks are the fucking worst. An absolute insult to competitive integrity in favor of corporate greed.
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Fire-Mystics after 4 OT
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Brutal loss for the Fire
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
ALLONSY CARLA LEITE
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Sean Highkin @highkin.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
CARLA LEITE
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Twitch genuinely has the worst ad breaks I've ever seen. If my ad-blocker ever stops working, I'll just stop watching all together.
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons gif
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Sixty-four Slices Of American Cheese Homer Simpson Marge Smithers The Simpsons
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Just hold these instead
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Tax the rich
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
We're witnessing the beginnings of a great sports mini-series in the future.
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Mason Miller loses his scoreless streak after this is called a fair ball. Investigate this ump immediately.
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Series from hell for Clingan
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Why is the offense running through Scoot and Clingan
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Shoes flying at Moda
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Sterling Scoot Henderson legacy series cooking rn
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
DOES THIS MEAN WE CAN HAVE SHIRTS AT MODA NOW?
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Mason Miller www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_bD...
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Rookie of the Year - Throw It Back
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Michael Serrano @rakatee.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Me watching Saving Private Ryan at 8 years old
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