Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 9hDuring the World Cup everyone was amazed at how “friendly” Americans are. I think this is one of those situations, where he didn’t actually expect a lovely response to what he said. 040
Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 11hBy chance wasn’t a girl wearing a green sweater with cows on it, was it? 110
Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 11hAlso, just finishing a relisten of Ruby Waves and man that jam fucks 020
Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 11hWere you staying at the holiday inn express last night? Either you or someone who looks just like you was in the elevator with me today 120
Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 12hListen to it againstatic.klipy.comBill Belichick NflALT: Bill Belichick Nfl 000
Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It’s my afternoon and I’ve been drinking 020
Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Jesus guys how about you save some heat for the rest of the shows 010
Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Oh wait. I thought it was a full body suit. Maybe yeah, switch them. Sparkles and bra is great for Orville 100
Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Absolutely not. The leopard print body suit was made for Orville 100
Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 03/10/2026youtu.be/aNHIFM0Y87c?...youtu.bePhish Shreds ITYouTube video by texfoldem 020
Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Yesssss I worked in concessions at a music venue this summer and the outfits for Orville Peck were easily the best of any show we had 110
Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 03/10/2026youtu.be/aNHIFM0Y87c?...youtu.bePhish Shreds ITYouTube video by texfoldem 010
Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Thanks for this. I was just thinking about drifty the other day. 110
Reposted by Helli⭕️n RaiserJay @jdbatts79.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It really sucks that collectively as a country we’ve spent most of the 25 years after 9/11 being the absolute worst versions of ourselves  1774223676
Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Beautiful fall days creeped me out for at least 20 years. 130
Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Thank you for sharing your story. I can’t imagine dealing with that while stoned at school 😂🤦♀️ 010
Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Yep. I always tell people I’m a do-good lawyer, not a make-money lawyer, when they ask why I’m side hustling in concessions at a music venue even though I’m an attorney. My SIL is a biglaw partner in NYC. She makes Monopoly money, it’s crazy. But they own her mind, body, and soul. Couldn’t be me. 051
Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 11/09/2026After that, we were all issued gas masks to keep at our desks. 2001 was the year I fully grew up. 130
Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The Capitol reopened the next week. I commuted past the Pentagon, with its burnt and collapsed wall, twice a day. One month later, an envelope full of anthrax was opened in the office right above mine. Somewhere I still have the packet my government-issued Cipro came in. 130
Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It was the most impossibly beautiful day. I took breaks from the horror show on the TV by going outside and watching fighter jets tracing circles over DC. Will surfaced around 3pm, having never even made it to the Pentagon. He managed to get to a friend’s apartment but it took hours. 230
Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The jets scrambled to intercept Flight 93 went supersonic over my house and it sounded like a bomb. I was pulling on jeans, packing a bag and telling my parents I’d be in Memphis in 12 hours because I was bugging out of the DMV. Ultimately I stayed, partly because I didn’t know where Will was. 130
Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My then-boyfriend now husband usually drove to work via the road that goes right in front of the part of the Pentagon where the plane hit. I didn’t know if he was okay. I got a call from his mother, who didn’t even say hello when I answered. She just said, “have you seen my son.” 😭 130
Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 11/09/202624. I was supposed to be at my desk in the Hart Senate Office Building, right next to the Capitol. As luck would have it, I had told them I would be in late that day because I wasn’t feeling well. So I was still at my house in Alexandria when everything went down. 130
Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 11/09/202625 years ago today, brave Americans on United Flight 93 sacrificed themselves to save my life and the lives of all of my colleagues working at the US Capitol complex. Here are their names and stories. www.nps.gov/flni/learn/h...nps.govCrew and Passengers - Flight 93 National Memorial (U.S. National Park Service)Crew and Passengers 071
Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Fenway roll call !!! #phish Meeeeestatic.klipy.comSNL: Will Ferrell's Hilarious Cheerleader Roll CallALT: SNL: Will Ferrell's Hilarious Cheerleader Roll Call 490
Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Tell me about it 😭 I just sold a ticket for a stupid low price 010
Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Dangit I just sold mine but holler at me for tomorrow if you still need 000
Reposted by Helli⭕️n RaiserHelli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Fucking Talk and Bold as Love and Harpua all in the first set ass MFersstatic.klipy.comCasserALT: Casser 031
Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Fucking Talk and Bold as Love and Harpua all in the first set ass MFersstatic.klipy.comCasserALT: Casser 031
Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Love the New York Fuckin City with the $2.99 granny readers attached 😍 My personal fave accessory 020
Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Goddamn my FOMO over the MSG shows is intense. A hearty fuck you to every single one of you who got to be there. Double if you were there last night. I’m going to Fenway tomorrow but it feels like the day after Christmas.static.klipy.comLying Down RainALT: Lying Down Rain 150
Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Fiddlehead is a good decompression beer. 130
Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Come on and sit next to me Jimmy and let’s have a cry about the Island Tour and Big Cypress that we both missed. 040
Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Same, Jimbo. Same.static.klipy.comSad Man Looking DownALT: Sad Man Looking Down 020
Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 11/07/2026We need a movement. People For A Jammed Oblivion. I miss the days of dark and scary and 20+ minutes. 130
Reposted by Helli⭕️n RaiserCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/07/20263am at the diner after a 4 martini night asking for more tzatziki on my gyro but I can't remember the word tzatziki 422712298
Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Gives me some joy to imagine Stephen Miller flipping his desk over at this. 020