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Helli⭕️n Raiser

@raisinghellions.bsky.social
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don’t follow me this is a phish account

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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 9h
During the World Cup everyone was amazed at how “friendly” Americans are. I think this is one of those situations, where he didn’t actually expect a lovely response to what he said.
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 11h
By chance wasn’t a girl wearing a green sweater with cows on it, was it?
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 11h
Also, just finishing a relisten of Ruby Waves and man that jam fucks
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 11h
Were you staying at the holiday inn express last night? Either you or someone who looks just like you was in the elevator with me today
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 12h
Listen to it again
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Bill Belichick Nfl
ALT: Bill Belichick Nfl
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
IW@TS
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s my afternoon and I’ve been drinking
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Stoke is HIGH!
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Honestly can’t go wrong either way
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jesus guys how about you save some heat for the rest of the shows
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh wait. I thought it was a full body suit. Maybe yeah, switch them. Sparkles and bra is great for Orville
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Absolutely not. The leopard print body suit was made for Orville
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
youtu.be/aNHIFM0Y87c?...
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Phish Shreds IT
YouTube video by texfoldem
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yesssss I worked in concessions at a music venue this summer and the outfits for Orville Peck were easily the best of any show we had
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
youtu.be/aNHIFM0Y87c?...
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Phish Shreds IT
YouTube video by texfoldem
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Benzy.
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This Ghost is frying me
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thanks for this. I was just thinking about drifty the other day.
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Jay @jdbatts79.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It really sucks that collectively as a country we’ve spent most of the 25 years after 9/11 being the absolute worst versions of ourselves 
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Beautiful fall days creeped me out for at least 20 years.
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thank you for sharing your story. I can’t imagine dealing with that while stoned at school 😂🤦‍♀️
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yep. I always tell people I’m a do-good lawyer, not a make-money lawyer, when they ask why I’m side hustling in concessions at a music venue even though I’m an attorney. My SIL is a biglaw partner in NYC. She makes Monopoly money, it’s crazy. But they own her mind, body, and soul. Couldn’t be me.
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
After that, we were all issued gas masks to keep at our desks. 2001 was the year I fully grew up.
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Capitol reopened the next week. I commuted past the Pentagon, with its burnt and collapsed wall, twice a day. One month later, an envelope full of anthrax was opened in the office right above mine. Somewhere I still have the packet my government-issued Cipro came in.
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It was the most impossibly beautiful day. I took breaks from the horror show on the TV by going outside and watching fighter jets tracing circles over DC. Will surfaced around 3pm, having never even made it to the Pentagon. He managed to get to a friend’s apartment but it took hours.
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The jets scrambled to intercept Flight 93 went supersonic over my house and it sounded like a bomb. I was pulling on jeans, packing a bag and telling my parents I’d be in Memphis in 12 hours because I was bugging out of the DMV. Ultimately I stayed, partly because I didn’t know where Will was.
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My then-boyfriend now husband usually drove to work via the road that goes right in front of the part of the Pentagon where the plane hit. I didn’t know if he was okay. I got a call from his mother, who didn’t even say hello when I answered. She just said, “have you seen my son.” 😭
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
24. I was supposed to be at my desk in the Hart Senate Office Building, right next to the Capitol. As luck would have it, I had told them I would be in late that day because I wasn’t feeling well. So I was still at my house in Alexandria when everything went down.
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years ago today, brave Americans on United Flight 93 sacrificed themselves to save my life and the lives of all of my colleagues working at the US Capitol complex. Here are their names and stories. www.nps.gov/flni/learn/h...
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Crew and Passengers - Flight 93 National Memorial (U.S. National Park Service)
Crew and Passengers
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Tickets on the ground it’s bananas
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Fenway roll call !!! #phish Meeeee
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SNL: Will Ferrell's Hilarious Cheerleader Roll Call
ALT: SNL: Will Ferrell's Hilarious Cheerleader Roll Call
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Tell me about it 😭 I just sold a ticket for a stupid low price
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Dangit I just sold mine but holler at me for tomorrow if you still need
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Fucking Talk and Bold as Love and Harpua all in the first set ass MFers
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Casser
ALT: Casser
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Fucking Talk and Bold as Love and Harpua all in the first set ass MFers
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Casser
ALT: Casser
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Love the New York Fuckin City with the $2.99 granny readers attached 😍 My personal fave accessory
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Goddamn my FOMO over the MSG shows is intense. A hearty fuck you to every single one of you who got to be there. Double if you were there last night. I’m going to Fenway tomorrow but it feels like the day after Christmas.
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Lying Down Rain
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This is the correct answer
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Fiddlehead is a good decompression beer.
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Come on and sit next to me Jimmy and let’s have a cry about the Island Tour and Big Cypress that we both missed.
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Same, Jimbo. Same.
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Sad Man Looking Down
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Literally drooled
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
We need a movement. People For A Jammed Oblivion. I miss the days of dark and scary and 20+ minutes.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
3am at the diner after a 4 martini night asking for more tzatziki on my gyro but I can't remember the word tzatziki
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Remember this Jibboo well
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
IW@TS
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Absolutely bizarre
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Gives me some joy to imagine Stephen Miller flipping his desk over at this.
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