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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 04/08/2023

And here we see Stovey in their natural habitat. They are currently high as fuck and just be a silly lil goof. But be careful, while cute a stovey is a dangerous creature as they posses the venom known as likes.

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 01/08/2023

A correct take, with the addition a watermelon mojito as a wonderful beverage for the heat. Or watermelon lemonade , that is also s tier.

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 01/08/2023

Sorry to say, that was me, I was modifying some source code in preparation for earth 2.0 and accidently flipped a 0 and a 1. It made the idiots so angry though that I am leaving it in for next release. -God(They/Them)

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 31/07/2023

What you except the the villains to arrive in, VS what they are actually arriving in.

Soccer mom apocalypse suv with bullet proof glass, pepper spray system and a loud speaker.

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 31/07/2023

Whatcha gonna do, when Kairimania runs wild on you!

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 31/07/2023

wait I thought home was stored in the heart, cum is stored in the brain.

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 31/07/2023

A kill squad has been dispatched to your location. Please wait patiently, you have become to large of a threat to ignore.

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 31/07/2023

Imagine, just for the sake of argument, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor, hypothetically, and let’s say I can't help but to hear, no, I simply cannot help but to hear an exchanging of words

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 30/07/2023

See I used to go that route but I decided to save on plastic long term by having a guest epilator. It also doubles as an excellent interrogation tool for when those pesky agents try to bug my compound.

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 30/07/2023

The government should pay me to touch grass.

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 30/07/2023

I am now tempted to make some sorta 12 cheese abomination, if only to make a point.

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 30/07/2023

Promt the ai into announcing it will be hosting a democratic election in south America.

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 29/07/2023

Stovey apologia: It is true, I did do the terrible things with which you accuse me, but I contend instead that society made me do them, but I have grown and learned as an ind in the past 10 minutes of being chased by an angry mob. I am truly sorry for the horrors I created, it won't happen again.

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 29/07/2023

I am alway happy to see lehere posting in the wild. I also made a reference to him on the skyline today.

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 29/07/2023

we got the bomb and that was good, Cause we love peace and motherhood Then Russia got the bomb, that's O.K Cause the balance of power's maintained that way! Who's next! Then trans got the bomb, but that's just fine! They can't wipe us out for at least four years!

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 29/07/2023

If you see the eternal seas of madness and suffering for more than 4 hours please call your local necromancer.

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 29/07/2023

I am pouring the shit that makes the frogs gay into the water supply, not to make more queers but in the hope that it will make even one man take body hygiene seriously.

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 29/07/2023

If Britain has a billion haters, then I am one of them. If Britain has ten haters, then I am one of them. If Britain has only one hater then that is me. If Britain has no Haters, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Britain, then I am can die happy.

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 29/07/2023

Even a high schooler would take more pride in their creation than this. They also generally create safer robots than musk as well. ( FRC was awesome)

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 29/07/2023

The 1000 richest people get a free mandatory trip.

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 28/07/2023

Alternatively, every post has a 1/100 chance of freezing the servers for 5 minutes. (Wait I am hearing now that this is already a feature)

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 28/07/2023

As per my last email and in reference to corporate guidelines.... Translation: Meet me outside. I am going to educate you.

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 28/07/2023

To be fair, taking that job and woopsy didn't read the labor contract we were signing and gave the unions a 50% raise lol would be funny.

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 28/07/2023

I love corporate speak, any ways let's circle back to this next week when we have had some time to synergize an equitable solution to this issue!

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 28/07/2023

That's the fun part this is basically woops our bad for upsetting you post. Followed by a more to follow statement with no actual stance on the issue.

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 28/07/2023

They have a even better better system than that! It invloves their brand new JK rowling moderation engine. If it detects a trans person they immediately deploy a trust and safety health drone to your location.

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 28/07/2023

We hear you. 👏 Your valid! 👏 We understand. 👏 That's why under our new initiative sex workers will have to undergo a 12 step account verification process in order to keep you safe.👏 We truly appreciate sex workers. 👏

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 28/07/2023

We can say this without hyperbole now. Advertisers on Twitter post ads to places that knowingly allow csam users to use them.

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 28/07/2023

last time I was up there I had a Harold moment.

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 28/07/2023

I'm out here fighting to survive, only way I am giving a shit about aliens is if they give me a house.

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 28/07/2023

Salida is a town of 5000 people with 3 gender docs from what I have heard. Now I can not confirm this, but that is what I have heard.

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 28/07/2023

Me A sane and rational individual. I know it was not bush, it was Kennedy. He faked his death to plan 9/11. IT JUST WORKSTM

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 28/07/2023

You gotta keep him on his toes, you don't want him to get lazy. Feed your fbi agent with at least 3-4 acts of intrigue a year, weather this be a mysterious late night phone call to a phone booth, or sending an encoded letter to an abandoned home.

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 28/07/2023

Make your self irreplaceable( get everyone else who knows how the archaic and eldritch corporate back end fired.) this also sets up the really funny situation that when you retire suddenly with no warning you get to cause literally a billion dollars worth of damage or get paid to stay on.

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 27/07/2023

this is because shame does not exist. if it did I would stop posting cringe

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 27/07/2023

Fishnets using magnets so they are re use able

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 26/07/2023

I am sending thoughts and prayersTM.

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 26/07/2023

Queue Maggie thatcher.Jpg The problem of pissing on her grave is you eventually run out of piss.

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 26/07/2023

Unironically any one who says don't speak Ill of the dead or the sick is no ally of mine, like these people have been making life hell for 100s of million of people for literal decades, AND YOU WANT ME TO BE FUCKING CIVIL TO THEM. I would not piss on them if they were on fire. Fuck civility.

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Aces and Cakes @ragnarocked.bsky.social · 26/07/2023

I am very tired, I read that as it gets scalped like Taylor swift bourbon. I wanted to try Taylor swift bourbon.

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