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ragemichelle.bsky.social

@ragemichelle.bsky.social
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My hips don't lie, but they do complain. Blue dot in a red pocket of a blue city in a red state.

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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It is both National Sarcasm Awareness month and International Skeptics day. Like I believe that.
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang The Drum Slowly
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It is both National Sarcasm Awareness month and World Card Making day. When you care to send the very best. And you want to come off as a little superior
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Y'all, think real hard before kissing any frogs. You don't want the risk of having a prince on your hands. They're bad news. And I doubt they'll be real handy around the house.
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MadAsHell-NeverTrumper 🌊💙🌈 @janl99.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I just read that having 800k saved for retirement by age 55 rates a B-. I flunked the shit out of this quiz.
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I saw an ad for postpartum underwear that claimed to cure belly pooch. I was skeptical so I Googled it and the AI asked me how many months postpartum I was. So I told it, 336 months. The answer to that question is: Stop wasting my fucking time. I’m not drying up the planet for your bullshi
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Okay okay. Sure. The rapist felon in the oval office did promise all adults 5K if republicans win the midterms. But what he didn't say is that it will be a 5K credit for the trump merch store.
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Right? You are not supposed to need a shopping cart in a convenience store.
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Someone at work called me weird. I have no idea why. I'm already in possession of this information.
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yeah, so we are doing that here in the US and it's just not working out so hot. Nope. Not really. We seem to be in some difficulty here. haha. Yeah. Turns out having a psychotic, mushy brained leader who says and does mad things has some pretty dire implications. For everyone!
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Yeah, I'm just going to keep crying today.
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I will NEVER understand the attraction of a warehouse sized convenience store. I think I had a fever dream about shit like that before.
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Eric Rosen @erosen1.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This isn’t going to end well for Natalie Harp. Signed, Eva Braun
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I think I might see a light at the end of the tunnel. Either that, or there is something on fire and I just don't know about it yet.
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hi! I'm Pleasure Isle pool in Independence, KY.
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
goddammit
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
fucking hell
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
jfc even after those pictures came out. what the shuddering fuck?
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I don't know, but what a weird club it would be. Like board members would have to be replaced all the time due to diabetic comas. I'd still join though.
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Just saw an ad that said "How does candy club work?" YOU DON'T FUCKING TALK ABOUT CANDY CLUB!
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Absolutely. Alfred Molina was standout I thought. It was fun.
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I thought that was a fun show. Curious to think what you think of it?
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
My mother is 86 years old and in fantastic health. Her mind is fine and she’s recently taken up body building. She is really fucking it up for me. By the time I’m 86, I want to be biting people. But it looks like we just stay reasonable waaaay too long.
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I’m not a woo woo person. But y’all, I read that rose quartz is good for inner peace. So I bought a bunch of them and they work! When someone disturbs my peace, I throw one at their head. Now I’m mellow.
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Analisa Swan (she/her) @analisaswan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Trump/GOP’s paramilitary force “ICE” has gone rogue, costing American tax payers BILLIONS of dollars in waste, loss of lives, & tearing apart communities! This is OUR MONEY as USA citizens that could be reducing Americans’ affordability crisis, $ that should be for healthcare, SNAP, schools etc.!!!
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The rapist McGregor blew out his knee and Graham bit the dust. My schadenfreude is all itchy.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say lindsey graham died from smoking a cigar because the cigar exploded in his face and his pants and socks and underwear flew off and then he dropped the cigar on his penis which also exploded. don’t say stuff like that
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I had a weird conversation with him late last night. He was screaming something about "NO. It's McConnell! NOT ME"
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𝙕𝙖𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙯𝙚𝙚 @zambeezee.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Princess Vimentin PhD | Cancer Biologist @princess-vimentin.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
😂😂😂😂
Wait...Did he just say checkered past ?
I'm 28 felonies, 6 bankruptcies, and an Epstein bromance short of his checkered past.
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Noooooooooo......not Giles.
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
It's national donut day and I'm just sitting on a regular chair.
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
For all that is fucking HOLY, please don't do what we have done.
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 02/06/2026
play it on the senate floor
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Just had a conversation with my husband that included me saying "No one should put pickle soup up their butt."
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
You support a rapist and a pedophile. Gross.
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Got to work this morning and there was a new data center in my parking spot.
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Bill Madden @maddenifico.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
What goes through the collective mind of the entire democratic free world when they see someone driving a Tesla Cybertruck.
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
These just read like mob threats. But a weak mind. Like if Vito Corleone recovered from the heart attack in the garden but then got dementia.
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I cancelled Paramount a while ago. I am missing out on cancelling them now. #FuckCBS #FuckParamount
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
It was a character from the eighties.
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Max Headroom: The 80s AI Icon
ALT: Max Headroom: The 80s AI Icon
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I have an idea. Why don't we try Max Headroom for president for a while. Just a couple weeks or something.
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
This looks like Murial's and Eustice's house.
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
That sucks. I've had to cycle out a lot of foods. Onions are iffy and I love onions in everything. If I eat raw onion, I have to plan to eat nothing but super bland food for the next 24 hours. I don't always find that worth it, but sometimes.
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I was wasn't a picky eater, but now that I'm old, I have food that I can eat or food that used to be food but is now lava for some reason. I trained for YEARS for the possibility floors made of lava. No one said a single fucking cucumber seed would one day have the same effect as chugging magma.
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Yeah...I'm going to need you to go ahead and unleash hell... -Maximus Lumbergh
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ragemichelle.bsky.social @ragemichelle.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I have an uncle who has lived longer than he should. He's miserable. People around him are miserable. He will continue to be miserable until he shuffles off. And that will be good for everyone. I'm just saying.
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