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Soliloking

@raclapper.bsky.social
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The sultan of soliloquies. Pacifist. Let love consume you. "The new pope is an anchor baby."

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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 3h
Some y’all need Jesus, even more need to read a second book
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 3h
Or just keep trying. We all shit the bed sometimes but we don't let that stop us!
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 3h
People wish that HP was a romance anime and are still mad that Harry got with Ginnie. It's not that deep!
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 23h
I prefer Inception but it's always fun when Nolan decides to get weird with it
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
An under emphasized aspect of the Empire is the existence of "thought crimes" and how both offending nobles and Alliance POWs are subjected to forced reeducation. It's North Korea with German characteristics!
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It also says a lot about the Empire that an iron fisted authoritarian is considered an *improvement*
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Henry Snow @henrys.now · 05/10/2026
Yang wen-li, a character from Legend of the Galactic Heroes, saying in two panels "I believe that being ruled by the worst democracy is preferable to being ruled by the best autocracy"
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When you're immortal it's always cheaper to buy than to rent.
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Heretics who worship their AR-15s
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🍧Meat Popsicle🍧 @baddielynn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Like a mouse that was granted a wish to be able to commit securities fraud
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is a 30 Rock joke
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sagittarius: It's important to look after your emotional health. If you feel the need to dissolve into a puddle of goo and loose bones, just go for it. You deserve to be happy.
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Parkscope Joe @parkscopejoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is insane.
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NEW: According to a bombshell report in the New York Times, Anthropic co-founder Chris Olah threatened to walk out of Pope Leo XIV's Al encyclical launch in May because the pope rejected the idea that machines can be conscious.
Olah's team then privately lobbied the pope's advisers "to take the possibility of model consciousness seriously." Pope Leo XIV held firm.
For months, Anthropic has wined and dined theologians and religious scholars under nondisclosure agreements, hoping they would bless the idea that Claude has moral standing.
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"I'm not endorsing the Taliban but their checks always clear."
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
from 2001. no one’s doing product testimonials like this anymore. t.co/PEswCtbEZz
Toyota's unease at being associated with the Taliban and Al Qaeda is evident. In its September statement, the company said,
'Toyota does not have a sales or distribution channel in Afghanistan, and we do not export vehicles to that country."
Somewhat less laconic was Wade Hoyt, Toyota's spokesman in New York, who put the best corporate spin on the situation this week.
"It is not our proudest product placement," he said. "But it shows that the Taliban are looking for the same qualities as any truck buyer: durability and reliability."
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can't touch the stove if no one can afford one!
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is it the antisemitism or is it the USSR worship?
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Brhannada @brhannadart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This image in the replies was particularly funny to me
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is your brain full of mind vampires?
A comic all in red, depicting a man with a cut out of his brain with a vampire skulking inside of it. 
Big text at the top says "is your brain full of mind vampires? you are not alone."
The vampire says "bleh! bleh! I am 2000 years old. Bleh! your only desire now is to find my amulet."
The man says "Dang, gotta find that amulet."

Further text at the bottom says "there is no cure for mind vampires but there is support and management. Know the warning signs, get help early."
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
www.instagram.com/reel/Dc4OF66...
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Their current film features a college student lynched with a Pride flag. Subtlety was never an option for these hacks.
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Updating the victim count over the years with a passive aggressive underline only for the glass to be quietly cleaned one night
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"How is she choosing them?" "It's too random to be random!"
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"It was all part of my plan, Snake. The plan I hypnotized myself into forgetting. The plan to accomplish... something."
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 15/08/2026
since kingdom hearts is in the news, have a classic doodle
Kingdom Hearts doodle
Maleficent: You see that? He replaced you with an angry duck.
Riku: what the heck, dude…
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Friday: Pat has fun :D Saturday: Pat stares at the wedding of Johnny Shits-his-pants
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 02/10/2026
"I don't give a fuck about this pain in the ass" is a great campaign promo.
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's funny how Stalin's main reason for doing anything is usually out of pure spite
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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I'm a 5-Star Man! Iconic Quote
ALT: I'm a 5-Star Man! Iconic Quote
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every day on this site I learn about a new fucked up individual, I swear.
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What did the Kurds ever do to them?
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I like how this rewrites history into Israel being a direct cause for the collapse of the USSR
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Billable "shut the fuck up" hours
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sell the White Sox to the Vatican
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
>>>>>>win first playoff series in 20 years
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If only there was a multi billion dollar warchest that Trump was sitting on. Maybe some of that money could help them out!
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Translation: "I am so screwed."
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For reasons passing understanding
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can someone "decline" if they were batshit to start with?
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How dare he do expensive renovations!
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*What The Fuck Was That?
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm not sure what that pro-Trump argument was in the first one besides an endorsement for "more horror"
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Yugioh Dahliabunni: Intense Anime Character
ALT: Yugioh Dahliabunni: Intense Anime Character
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wish. Then it wouldn't put me to sleep!
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The newest polling:
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Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 29/09/2026
Every AI CEO sounds like this.
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"He was liberal!" *radical* "He was radical!"
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