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Rachel✨Valentine

@rachyrachface.bsky.social
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Lover of honeybees and uncontainable joy, collector of memories + dead things, Professional Workplace Weirdo™️, and way more mean IRL

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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
YES. YOU ARE.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m generally skeptical of the deterrent effect of capital punishment, but in a category where malefactors generally expect total impunity, there’s a stronger case for it.
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lmfao, you hear this, Vandalia??? 4,500 mouth breathers in vandalia wasted a beautiful Saturday to listen to this degenerate, and he doesn’t even like yall 😹
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How is this disclosure not “cruel and unusual”. Everyday is another reminder of the monstrosity and moral bankruptcy that is our government.
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Gasping, wheezing, literally dying from laughter here.
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Josh Sweigart @joshsweigart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Dayton Daily News, Springfield News-Sun and Journal-News created a Voter Guide to help area voters make informed decisions in the Nov. 3 election. www.daytondailynews.com/local/electi...
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Election 2026: Compare candidates with our Voter Guide
The Dayton Daily News, Springfield News-Sun and Journal-News created a Voter Guide to help area voters make informed decisions in the Nov. 3 election.
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Taniel’s election round-up is an INCREDIBLE resource on what we’re looking at, Ohio!! Also, if in OH-10, vote Knickerbocker 😉😉
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Check, double check, fuck it triple check that registration, yall!
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watching this on repeat is the only thing that brings me joy. I can’t stop cackling, no matter how many times it’s been.
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Getting to attend the MLG Experience 2026 conference was such a lift for how I’ve been feeling about my role lately. I can’t wait to irritate my director with my next several big ideas.
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hell yeah, this is the only energy I want from our elected officials.
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Nat M. Zorach, aicp @nzorach.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
today one of my colleagues was like "oh wow i got that e-mail and realized i mentioned climate change today and maybe i shouldn't have" THIS is how it starts-- saying "there are limited cases in which you cannot use scientifically accurate or realistic language," and then it filters into EVERYTHING
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How many times can a flight be delayed before it is just straight up canceled. And how many margaritas will they let me have 😭😭
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When life gives me lemons, I say “actually, can we change these out for limes and make margs??” Like when my flight back home is delayed several hours and now the plan is to just rent a car and drive from Chicago (assuming the flight to ORD isn’t canceled).
Photo of an entirely too expensive airport margarita, but at least it’s a double. Also, packed terminal and people everywhere.
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Congresswoman Ayanna Pressley @pressley.house.gov · 01/10/2026
Christa Pike's botched execution is a horrifying reminder of the cruelty & inhumanity of the death penalty. State-sanctioned killing is barbaric and it's time we end this unjust punishment once & for all.
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“We killing them for freedom ‘cause they tortured us for boredom. And even if some good ones die, fuck it the lord will sort them.”- Run the Jewels, Close Your Eyes (and Count to Fuck) Maybe if yall would have been better at checking your bros, you wouldn’t have to worry about this.
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If we’re all going to have to make choices like this eventually, and we all will, each of us should hope to one day find out we have this kind of moral clarity.
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧
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Maybell Romero @maybell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ROT IN HELL FOREVER
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What gets me is I don’t remember gas prices being THAT high in Ohio??? And I ASSURE YALL I was doing some goddamn driving. I’ve put 60k miles on my car since 2023. Don’t fucking remember that pain, and I surely fucking would.
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just saw the time and tomorrow is gonna suck.
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Godzilla-sized pussies not standing by their own reporting, tbh
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Maybe it’s the gin and tonics, martinis, wine, tom Collin’s, French 77s (Okay I fucking love gin), but I absolutely adore and am head over heels in love with my husband and I fucking love sending him hotel-bar-bathroom-titty pics
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🎶 worst timeline everrrrrrrrrr🎶
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jesus this is bleak. Just boilerplate “we, the undersigned CEOs, promise to try really really hard to only make good artificial super intelligences. We’ve got this. We promise.”
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can’t wait for the numerous posts, thought-pieces, articles, questions DEMANDING that GOP leaders denounce this fuck. One could only hope, truly.
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wish I could give her the tightest, longest hug so that she knows she’s not alone. I’d get banned and put on watch lists if I gave my unfiltered thoughts here, but just— fuck.
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So far, we’ve been here for three days and I’ve not seen a single Lonestar beer and I could cry. Like whose dick does one need to suck for a Loney Red???? 😭😭😭
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’d never tell them, but I miss my dogs.
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(You have three too many watermelon margs and end up bringing out the Big Trauma.)
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hard agree. At worst, when I make my latte in the morning for work, I don’t steam the soy, but I also don’t add any ice. If my time management were better, I’d be pouring hearts and tulips and dicks every morning, but I’d still never ice it.
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Grappling with some decisions I would really rather not have to make, but giving myself until the end of the year to make them. Fafo is as good for the goose as it is for the gander, and that’s what’s gonna happen if the worth of my work is ever questioned again.
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People are wild. That’s the tweet.
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can’t wait for the meeting message to make its way to our C-Suite because they for sure will be hearing about it if I know my boss, VP, and audience.
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s 11:54p and I just emailed my work email a note I typed that was like 2500 words on an epiphany I’ve had: How you build what you build matters just as much as what you build. The ends do not justify the means for me, and I’m shocked it took me this long to realize it.
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I used copilot for a deep analysis at the beginning of the quarter & I’ve questioned the results everyday waiting for a VP to tear me a new one. Not bc my checking was bad but bc I don’t fucking trust AI & it was a chance to try I guess? One and done, & my work stands for itself. WITHOUT ai.
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m working the polls this Election Day (!!!), but the rest of you can’t let Bluesky Dad down, y’hear 😤🫶 Not only will we ALL get in trouble, but I’ll be downright disappointed in the lot of you after the last nearly-two years.
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hahahahahaha, I wish I could send this to every MAGA dork within a 400 mile radius of me.
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today, six years ago: Best decision I’ve ever made was swiping right.
My wedding vows that I wrote: 
I have been thinking about this moment since our trip to Los Angeles. I have known since then that one day we would be here getting ready to embark on this next big. 

We are starting our life together in this moment. And with our whole life together in front of us: 

-I promise to always remind you that the best part of you are the parts that I see. To remind you that you are not all of the dark and sad parts you feel 
-I promise to never clip your wings; to always support and encourage you in your endeavors. Your goals are our goals.
-I promise to be your safe place. I promise to work every day to create a home where you are loved and feel safe.
-I promise to say “YAAAAAAAS!” more than I say “no” to opportunities and adventures with you.
I promise to keep our marriage sacred and safe— to not allow distractions stresses and or outsiders to come between the life we build.
-And most of all I promise to love you without condition, conditions, or strings.

today right now, I choose you to spend my life with. To create and raise a family with. Right now I pick you as my husband and give myself to you as your wife.Wedding photo in black and white. Couple is sharing a kiss under a very old tree in New Orleans. Both are wearing black and look fly as fuck.
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can’t wait to be blocked by the @democrats-judiciary.house.gov. Why bother taking up space here if you’re not going to engage and instead send pointless “look at what we’re doing”, when they’re doing fuck all. Those Germans who pretended it was business as usual were still nazis, you know.
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Concerning, indeed.
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What a great gift for your favorite office weirdo!! I ordered mine for my fave weirdo’s welcome back from maternity gift and I can’t wait to give it to her!!
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think the only way that approach sticks is if Trump in fact attempts a second autogolpe which fails and probably fails bloody, which would be, y'know, robustly bad but might create the predicate political conditions to legally write Trump out of the national history. Unlikely outcome, in my view.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As an aside, a legal solution that @surcomplicated.bsky.social is fond of, which I think is very unlikely, but offers a potential rout to this outcome, is post-Trump to declare retroactively that Trump was ineligible under the 14th amendment and so was never legally president a second time.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It isn't about writing someone 'out of history' but rather writing them out of the collective cultural mythology. Maximum success is when Donald Trump remains in history textbooks as a cautionary tale but does not have a wax figure in Disney's Hall of Presidents.
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And make the reckoning and punishment a lesson that echos for centuries.
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I saw diesel reach $7.19 west of Columbus today. Are we fucking feeling great yet, Ohio???? We got what was voted for and I hope y’all are satisfied.
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Rachel✨Valentine @rachyrachface.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The whole Boebert bi-scandal seems really fishy. Dude has a rough record and there only seems to be smoke. I hate her, but maybe cool it on the slut shaming witch hunt, y’all. That’s their playbook.
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Reverend Lucifer Johnson @protestcheese.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
it’s always “trans people may have to sacrifice themselves to win” but never “moderates will have the accept the existence and dignity of trans people to win”
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