Thneed Girl @rachleahx.bsky.social · 20/04/2026BREAKING‼️ Following his big win at Wrestlemania and his success as a Zebro in Zootopia 2, Roman Reigns will be playing the role of ‘Chattering Teeth’ in Toy Story 5! 132
Thneed Girl @rachleahx.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Not enough people are talking about how crazy the Coachella lineup is this year 🔥 020
Thneed Girl @rachleahx.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Me spotting the Pikmin in the Super Mario Galaxy movie trailer: 041
Thneed Girl @rachleahx.bsky.social · 14/02/2026using Valentine’s Day as an excuse to show off my tattoo of Kermit from a valentine sticker pack ♥️ 020
Thneed Girl @rachleahx.bsky.social · 08/02/2026BREAKING NEWS: Due to last minute staffing changes, Bean Bunny will be lighting the fireworks during Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl half time show. Bean Bunny had over 30 years of experience lighting fireworks at the Muppet*Vision 3D theater when his tenure ended in 2025. 0188
Thneed Girl @rachleahx.bsky.social · 07/02/2026We need to green light a full season of The Muppet Show reboot so Beaker can reunite with his cousin Sheamus in a Muppet Labs segment 011
Thneed Girl @rachleahx.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Just told my coworkers that I’ve genuinely never used Chat GPT & if I want a specific picture of something I just draw it myself & they looked at me like I had 5 heads 010
Thneed Girl @rachleahx.bsky.social · 02/02/2026The best transdimensional joy ride 🤍 We will miss you, Dinosaur! 🦕 020
Thneed Girl @rachleahx.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Watched the Royal Rumble with a guy who just started watching pro wrestling 10-ish months ago & he genuinely thought Sol Ruca & LA Knight would win. Sweet summer child… 010
Thneed Girl @rachleahx.bsky.social · 01/02/2026I took this picture of my cat earlier because I thought he looked like a cute little bug please tell me you also see it 050
Thneed Girl @rachleahx.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Everyone be on your best behavior THIS IS OUR CHANCE I don’t want to hear a WORD about Kermit’s voice until AFTER this episode gets good ratings 050
Thneed Girl @rachleahx.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Leaked lyrics to Aperture by Harry Styles omg wait maybe it’s a sci fi theme? 030
Thneed Girl @rachleahx.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Fresh set of lashes, fresh blowout, face is glowing, pearls are ON, 4k diamond ring, bracelets stacked, security in tow, Miss Piggy went to the Short n Sweet tour to STUN!!! 050
Thneed Girl @rachleahx.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Miss Piggy having Bobo there to personally escort her after being arrested by Sabrina Carpenter is TRUE diva behavior you love to see it 020
Thneed Girl @rachleahx.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Sabrina Carpenter I have received the messages you have been leaving in your outfits 060
Thneed Girl @rachleahx.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Taylor Swift is rumored to announce that she is the new voice of Disney’s Orange Bird in partnership with the Florida Citrus Commission on the New Heights podcast this Wednesday! 151
Thneed Girl @rachleahx.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Stevie Nicks/Lindsey Buckingham teasing something together, Donald Trump diagnosed with chronic venous insufficiency, & Astronomer affair at the Coldplay concert 070
Thneed Girl @rachleahx.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Someone at the nail salon has the John Pork ringtone 020
Thneed Girl @rachleahx.bsky.social · 23/06/2025just heard this playing out in public & my soul left my body I fr started shaking 010
Thneed Girl @rachleahx.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Birthday cake in August but you were born 19th of June ✨📹 Happy 3rd Birthday sweet Garfield I’m so lucky you chose me to be your mom! 💚🐈 1230
Thneed Girl @rachleahx.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Chappell Roan wore this to perform at Primavera Sound on Muppet*Vision 3D’s final operating day btw 181
Thneed Girl @rachleahx.bsky.social · 08/06/2025I have Muppet Courtyard Fountain plans that I cannot share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me 030
Thneed Girl @rachleahx.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Life’s like a movie, write your own ending 🌈💚 RIP Muppet*Vision 3D we’ll love you forever 🫶 040
Thneed Girl @rachleahx.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Ethel Cain, Sabrina Carpenter, and Addison Rae all releasing music this week and TRUMP AND ELON HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO MAKE IT ALL ABOUT THEM? God forbid women have anything!!! 020
Thneed Girl @rachleahx.bsky.social · 03/06/2025I went to a “pop punk emo” show over the weekend & my main takeaway is that online fast fashion has absolutely ruined “alternative” style and clothing for Gen Z. The clothes are wearing them. I’m not trying to gatekeep but it looks inauthentic- like costumes instead of outfits. 130
Reposted by Thneed GirlMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/06/2025*takes off jorts to reveal even sassier jorts 28603174
Thneed Girl @rachleahx.bsky.social · 30/05/2025So Taylor Swift confirmed Debut is fully re-recorded… idk seems like a good time to release You’ll Always Find Your Way Back Home (Taylor’s Version) (From The Vault)! 150
Thneed Girl @rachleahx.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Just watched Saturday Night’s Main Event… now wait a damn minute! 040
Thneed Girl @rachleahx.bsky.social · 14/05/2025cause’ I’m too Alex and then I’m too Minecraft Steve you told me “mine some blocks” and then ask where’s the Enderman? and I’m too Creeper til I open my big mouth I killed a zombie, is that not allowed? 010
Thneed Girl @rachleahx.bsky.social · 13/05/2025sitting on his lap sipping Diet Pepsi (that I got from Panera with my Sip Club membership) 020
Thneed Girl @rachleahx.bsky.social · 08/05/2025“New Pope selected on Trisha Paytas’s birthday while she’s pregnant with Pope Francis reincarnated has the same birthday as Malibu Barbie who is Queen Elizabeth reincarnated” is a sentence that is definitely NOT in the Bible 070
Thneed Girl @rachleahx.bsky.social · 08/05/2025The Conclave just concluded proceedings which means it’s time for another episode of WHO WORE A THNEED! As usual we will be going through some of the Cardinals’ looks from the 2025 Conclave & rating them from 1-10 on the Thneed Scale- 1 being the least thneedy & 10 being the most 090
Thneed Girl @rachleahx.bsky.social · 25/04/2025they should invent an Apple Watch that doesn’t look like an Apple Watch 160
Thneed Girl @rachleahx.bsky.social · 21/04/2025ALL YESTERDAY I WAS ASKING WHERE TF BECKY LYNCH WAS PRAISE JESUS HALLELUJAH SHE IS RISEN!! 030