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I love a well-placed semicolon. 🦔💕 Cincinnati, OH • she/her

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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 22/09/2026
An illustrated creature sassily saying "no"
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 25/06/2026
A small bird in the parking lot of a local park, standing in front of a discarded cigarette and a pile of sprinkles. (It opted for the sprinkles, in case you were wondering.)
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 21/06/2026
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 23/04/2026
I’ve really been enjoying the flowering trees at the park this year. 🤍
White blossoms on the branches of a tree, with a pastel blue and pink sky in the background
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 22/03/2026
Found some cuties at the park today. 🤍
White blossoms on a tree, set against a blue sky. A welcome sign of spring!White blossoms on a tree, set against a blue sky. A welcome sign of spring!
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 17/03/2026
Meme text written over an image of a beach: “Hate your job? Hate your family? Have problems? Need to leave? Go in the wet. Step into it and never leave! Go there! The wet will love you. No problems in the wet. Just water. It’s salty! The wet doesn’t have capitalism. Just go in the wet.”
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 05/02/2026
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 02/02/2026
That embedded thread had one, thank you berry much.
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 30/01/2026
new pen day 🌸
Close-up of the uncapped fountain pen against grid paper. Pen has splotches of color in the resin: a peachy pink, white, black, and gold. Some parts of the resin are clear, allowing you to see through to the nib and cartridge/converter. (Leonardo Momento Zero in Corricella & Gold, extra-fine nib.)View of the fountain pen in its open case. Pen has splotches of color in the resin: a peachy pink, white, black, and gold. Some parts of the resin are clear, allowing you to see through to the nib and cartridge/converter. (Leonardo Momento Zero in Corricella & Gold, extra-fine nib.)
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 01/01/2026
I didn’t expect to end the year at a hockey game with friends, but honestly, it was pretty great. Cincinnati crushed Indy, the indoor fireworks were actually cool, and the creepy mascot stayed far away from me. Happy New Year, Bluesky cuties! 🪩✨
View of the hockey arena right after the game ended, with the Jumbotron showing “Cyclones win!” The Cincinnati players are all gathering in the middle to celebrate their victory.The hockey rink has multiple indoor fireworks shooting up from the ground and flames erupting from pyrotechnic devices. The Cyclones mascot, Twister, is on the ice, staring at some flames from the pyrotechnic device. From the neck down, he looks like a normal hockey player, but his head is some sort of plush tornado monstrosity with crazy eyes.
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 23/12/2025
A sweatshirt featuring illustrations of a slice of Portillo’s chocolate cake and a Portillo’s chocolate cake shake. Text on the sweatshirt reads, “the cake to my shake.”
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 23/12/2025
merry hot chocolate season ✨
A hedgehog-shaped mug, filled with hot chocolate and whipped cream. A lit Christmas tree in the background.
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 04/12/2025
Spotify Wrapped results for 2025, showing that my listening age was 82 because I was into music from the late ’50s and showing that my top artist was Ella Fitzgerald (1,696 minutes listened, top 0.1% global fan).
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 03/12/2025
I am blissfully unaware, tybm
A Hello Kitty plush sits in front of a burning laptop. Caption says, “how it feels to be informed.”
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 27/11/2025
yes, i have been saving this screenshot for six months, just so i could wish you a lovely thanksgiving that is free from any obblegobblegations
Discord post from May 28, 2025: "it's nice out here all week. probably would have taken lil nature walks if I didn't have other obblegations"
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 08/06/2025
Bluesky has (correctly) decided that I am too fragile to read any posts today, and tbh, this is a gentle parenting feature I would pay for
A screenshot of the Bluesky app before content has properly loaded, showing just light grey circles in place of avatars and light grey lines in place of words. Kinda cute, tbh
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 25/04/2025
when your bestie knows you love fountain pens and are also at your breaking point
A rose gold fountain pen (Kaweco Sport aluminum, fine nib) with “fuck the patriarchy” engraved on the cap
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 18/04/2025
Pink tree season is best season 🌸
A flowering tree with pink blossoms against a blue skyA flowering tree with pink blossoms against a blue sky
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 30/01/2025
Same, same but different.
An illustration of Jesus leaning in from the side of the screen, asking “Is that smut?”A photo of Bernie Sanders leaning in from the side of the screen, asking “Are you supportive of these onesies?”
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 05/01/2025
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? (I feel pretty great about this situation, tbh.)
The cast of “Shrinking”
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 04/12/2024
WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE AN AGGRESSIVE NUDGE, OH NO
A screenshot from one of the nudge recipients, showing that my Duolingo character sent a notification with the message: “You know what this is about.”
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 22/09/2024
I listened to the Grammar Girl podcast episode about the new CMOS and realized that I need more friends who gasp a little bit when talking about punctuation marks. (The new phone is also nice, but I haven’t gasped about it yet.)
the 18th edition of the Chicago Manual of Style and an iPhone 16 Pro Max
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 18/09/2024
~oldge~
Auto-generated image from Bluesky to indicate that I was the 60,295th user to join, part of the 10 million users now on the site
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 23/02/2024
Is this word puzzle flirting with me? 🥰
The daily NYT Connections puzzle, which includes the word “hedgehog” today.
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 20/01/2024
i have a type, okay
tiny hedgehog in front of a tiny keyboard and tiny monitor. text overlay reads: "hedgehog fact 1337: hedgehogs argue about vi vs. emacs and tabs vs. spaces"
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 16/01/2024
HOW CUTE ARE THESE SHORTBREAD COOKIES? (From the Inspiring Kind Bakery in Cincinnati. Absolutely delicious, too.) I’m obsessed. 🥹🥹🥹
three cookies iced like penguins wearing scarves, three cookies iced like cute lil mittens
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 07/01/2024
Ordered some jewelry from a new friend, and omg, she customized the packaging with a hedgehog and pink accents (and pink mini art)! Eee! I’m crying. 🥹 (awartanddesign.com)
gold pearl-station necklace draped over a customized jewelry box (featuring a hedgehog illustration and cute pink hearts)
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 05/01/2024
Finally got my hair done for the first time in months, and I love it. Went for a darker balayage. 😍 P.S. Yes, all of my t-shirts are from blood donations. It’s a vibe.
selfie: white woman with brunette hair and ashy blonde highlights (wearing a t-shirt that explains which blood types work as donors and recipients)
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 01/01/2024
If you aren’t starting your year with Giordano’s pizza, what are you even doing?
a slice of pizza on a plate, alongside utensils, all arranged on a serving tray
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 25/12/2023
Merry Christmas, friends! 🎄🦔✨
tiny hedgehog wearing a tiny felt reindeer costume
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 30/11/2023
Get you a bestie 1) who knows your favorite candy only comes out at Easter and buys 800 bags to dole out during the rest of the year and 2) who fully supports your mad dream to start Twitch streaming (and even remembers your idea to end each stream with a bedtime story). THANK YOU, @tdf.wtf!!!
A dozen bags of Hershey’s candy-coated eggs, a Stream Deck, and a book: “Good Night Stories for Rebel Girls.”
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 07/11/2023
a tiny hedgehog, seated on a tiny cushion while wearing a tiny knit hat and tiny glasses
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 19/10/2023
It’s fall, y’all. 🍂
coffee mug (decorated with autumnal foliage and a blue butterfly) sitting on the deck railing in front of a vibrant line of yellow and orange trees
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 06/10/2023
search “drinks” in your camera roll
tiny hedgehog in a tiny cup (featuring a modified hedgehog Starbucks logo) with a tiny knit whipped-cream hat, altogether looking like a tiny hedgehog latte
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 09/09/2023
me, spilling all of the tea as soon as we get DMs here
three tiny hedgehogs facing one another, looking like they’re sharing tiny secrets
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 08/09/2023
1) You are worthy of love and care, even on bad brain days. Sending you and your brain the warmest hugs. 2) I finally get to leave rural Tennessee after moving here to take care of my grandparents in 2016! I get to take care of MYSELF, and I’m very excited. 😍 3) Cute hedgehog pic:
hedgehog wearing a tiny witch hat and posed among autumn leaves
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 04/09/2023
Happy birthday to me! I will be spending the day 1) purging everything I own because I’m moving to a new state in a month and 2) enjoying an agave lemonade the size of my head from Panera. 🥳💕
selfie, with me holding an agave lemonade the size of my head (from Panera)
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 01/09/2023
what did everyone look like ten years ago?
selfie
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 29/08/2023
reskeet with a picture of your gorgeous face immediately
selfie in the afternoon sun (I will figure out how to describe myself eventually)
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 28/08/2023
I told myself earlier this year that I would stop buying crewneck sweatshirts. But maybe just one more? 😬 linguafranca.nyc/products/she...
Model wearing a white sweatshirt with pink embroidered script, which reads: “She’s everything. He’s just Ken.”
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 22/08/2023
I shared your Etsy shop link with my bestie, and he bought this piece for me for my birthday! I cannot wait to get it framed and on the wall! This is even more beautiful in person, and I love it. 🥹🥹🥹
gorgeous and vibrant artwork of a tiger among plants
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 21/08/2023
Someone outside the MCU who could wield Mjolnir:
a tiny hedgehog draped over a 4kg dumbbell like a tiny weightlifting god
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 12/08/2023
how your email finds me
a hedgehog doing a sploot
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 03/08/2023
two shitposters becoming mutuals
two hedgehogs with their faces mashed into the ends of paper towel tubes (a thing that hedgies love to do)
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 31/07/2023
That’s the first piece of art I put up in my house.
Framed painting with a black background and white text: “May the bridges I burn light the way.”
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 30/07/2023
making girl dinner
hedgehog wearing a mini chef hat in a mini kitchen in front of a mini whisk and some mini egg yolks in a mini bowl
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 26/07/2023
This comment on Instagram is taking off, so let me just reiterate that the story is 100% true. I am an idiot.
Instagram story from user ItsJohnMoon starts with a prompt: “past me, writing future me a note, so I don’t forget.”

My reply: “My worst one ever was thinking to myself that I needed to write something important on a Post-It, so I got a Post-It and then just wrote “Post-It” on it.
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 20/07/2023
brb need to get some oat milk
box of Honey Bunches of Oats cereal
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 16/07/2023
how i look posting
a very grumpy hedgehog in a very tiny hat
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Rachelskirts @rachelskirts.com · 13/07/2023
hello, i would like to report a lie
hedgehog talking on a miniature telephone
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