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Rachel Klein

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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 7s
HOON LEE EMMY CAMPAIGN STARTS NOW
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 25m
Really gives a new meaning to the phrase “hot bean water” IM SORRY IM SORRY
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 1h
I saw Martha Plimpton opposite John Malkovich in The Libertine at the Steppenwolf my freshman year of college and it quite literally changed my life. Love this lady DOWN.
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 2h
🗣️🗣️Martha Plimpton in East of Eden woot woot
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 6h
Uh oh, did someone’s website and personal account experience a big drop in activity after Ukraine hit a Russian data center?
Elon Musk: “Zelensky has gone too far”

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2109033017184338141
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 6h
Pretty funny to think of him renaming every ocean, lake, and river “Trump” thereby undermining thousands of years of progress in geography and map-making. 
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 9h
I love how British everyone is being about it. “Ah, lovely!” “”I see!” “Well then that’s it then, innut?”
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m so sorry
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And honestly at the end of the day antisemites ARE big stupid fucking babies. Like what do you MEAN a people whose main things are studying and making sardonic jokes brought down your whole “civilization”? Be SO SERIOUS right now.
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I accept literally because there’s historical precedent for using it figuratively lol, but those other two I feel like were fully lost WITHIN my lifetime. Now I know how the last people to see a dodo felt.
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Also hilarious because there’s absolutely NOTHING special about “kosher bread”, like what do you even mean, there’s no pork in it? Grow up.
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’ve given up on “begs the question,” but have we lost “champing” at the bit too?
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Me while Notre Dame is playing: *scrolling* *posting* *online shopping* Me during the halftime coach’s interview: QUIET MY SHOW IS ON!
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Marcus Freeman SO HOT
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I VERY CAUTIOUSLY checked in with my high school (and still) bestie about this and got confirmation from her that we were on the same side lol, like look those women weren’t in the RIGHT treating her that badly all those years later, but they weren’t WRONG neither lolol
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And Caesar wept, etc.
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He’s miserable.
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
As a Youngest Gen Xer my observation has been that (White? I assume?) Millennials extended Halloween first to the weekend before &/or after Halloween so they could have parties, then to the whole second 1/2 of October & now they’ve decided it’s just all “spooky season”? Idk I tapped out a while ago.
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Can you get a used overhead projector?
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Lewis @lewiswbt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
(DMing a mutual) Hey man I'm imagining Dracula saying your latest post and it's freaking me out. Could you possibly delete it
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That thing was so fucking funny. They wanted, among other things, for us to promise not to talk shit AT THE BAR NEXT DOOR after shows. Like bro that’s half of why we DO this.
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
me refusing to sign the “Positivity Pledge” at my local improv theater
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Something interesting about Widow’s Bay is that I felt like they ABSOLUTELY did that with Patricia in a brilliant way, but then I saw all these women being like “Patricia did nothing wrong!” “Je sui Patricia!” & I thought to myself “Oh no, would I have bullied YOU??!” lol
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ever heard of Dostoevsky? Wharton? Ferrante? MORONS!
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have finally Solved Fiction employing a new tool that I like to call the Flawless Protagonist.
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Grizzly Man (2005)
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Gen X politicians tried the “*folksy shrug* Look at these buncha weirdos” in 2024 and it didn’t work so the Millennials are running with “*dead-eyed to the camera* You are a fucking white supremacist racist fascist, eat ABSOLUTE shit” and it’s polling through the roof.
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
FUCK YEAH FIST PUMP
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I DEFINITELY think that is true, and I also get it, but there’s a sort of diminishing return of “brand recognition” the further you get from the source material & even a rejection that can happen if you cross over too far.
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It has King’s blessing?
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Right, & he’s obviously a horror aficionado. I mean I WOULD sorta be interested to find out more about why he wanted to play w/a story he wanted to change SO dramatically while maintaining the original “brand” (cuz you’re right, he could just do a story inspired BY Carrie w/out tying to the name).
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s SO GOOD.
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I do’t know what happened in this particular case, but I fear that in this media climate, too many creatives either get told they need to couch a project in IP to get it made or preemptively look for IP to shoehorn their own interests into in order to make their project salable.
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yeah, but she’s a fascist ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It MIGHT have the opposite effect tho.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 10/10/2026
logged into facebook for the first time in probably a year and the first boy i ever held hands with is generating AI slop images of himself with a full head of hair
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not to body shame but she has a weirdly long neck.
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I once described A Doll’s House as “All their little jobs at the bank” and I stand by it.
Viral “Just a bunch of people going to each other’s houses” review of Pride and Prejudice
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sometimes you’ll be watching some Instagram video like “Awww that’s sweet the little twins are chatting in their crib” then you catch yourself cuz you realize that what you’re actually seeing is a mother posting nightvision nannycam footage of her daughters in their bedroom w/out their consent???
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh weird, the people whose entire business model relies on the world granting them infinite goodwill & resources while they ravage the environment & continue to fail to turn a profit want us to think that turning off their software is “murder“? Huh.
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.
She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And this is what I mean when I say that Ossoff has the vibes of a dude who never strikes out, he’s not approaching anyone with the assumption that HE has to win THEM over, he’s presenting himself as the obviously desirable option & not staking his self-worth on how you receive him.
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Antisemitism always transcends logic. I’m not going to reason with the right on this, but it IS a good reminder to those on the left that you are not immune to the universalizing allure of conspiracy, especially when it comes to you cloaked in the veneer of morality & justice.
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m just saying these guys love to plan for shit that genuinely may never happen because they have detached themselves from the general experience of reality & instead live in a universe where they are the vizier to a digital god-king ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m not saying the AI apocalypse is all hype, but I don’t think knowing the AI companies themselves are planning contingencies for it is any MORE frightening, they’re also “planning” to run at a profit at some point, sooooo
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That’s the WORST one! Hang in there! (No pun intended)
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If they actually said what they wanted it would be SO much creepier, like “Set GTA in Ancient Greece & I have 100 concubines & slaves with the faces of people I sexually desire/fantasize about subjugating”
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Lumpia Nyong'o @creolebabybritt.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Instagram has automated “AI summaries“ of your reels & I just think it’s pretty funny that it takes a list of extremely hyperspecific characters I made up & calls them “archetypes.”Ah yes the CLASSIC archetype of “ER nurse w/a secret PhD in anthropology.” Weird little bullshitting sycophant machine.
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