iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

There are 3 ways to play our games now. Easy mode, hard mode, and Depeche Mode. That's where you brood while thinking about your ex.

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NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

You'll be able to fit the switch 2 in your pocket. All you have to do is buy our new big legged nintendo jnco pants.

NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

We changed our mind and decided Yoshi will be voiced by Woody Allen.

NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

We're making a new Tamagotchi style game where you have to take care of the baby from Eraserhead while it begs you to kill it.

NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

We bought Tony Hawk. He lives in our backyard now and does his famous trick "the 900" whenever we tell him to.

NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

There are 2 kinds of ppl in this world. Nintendos and ninten-donts. (Im writing this at gun point)

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NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

We're doing a world war 3 discount for the foreseeable future.

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NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Working on a new controller where when you throw it across the room out of frustration, it cries.

NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

We sell hot dogs now. We are a hot dog company.

NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Sorry we havent been posting. Tbh we dont even like posting. We have to do it or Captain Falcon punches us in the head and screams "FALCON PUNCH!"

NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Video games are not bad for your brain! We just hope it encourages you to kill your enemies. That's all.

NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

We're worried ppl are starting to think we're gay so now all nintendos will have a lil punisher logo on it and the menu screen will have Slash doing a guitar solo. Still think we're gay? 😎

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NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Link actually loves to talk. He just hates you.

NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Sex on acid simulator just hit the shelves. Go buy it. Don't do acid or you'll die! You can't trust anything that doesn't cost 69.99.

NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Goombas are in the mafia. That's why they're called that.

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NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

We're ngl, PlayStation is obviously better than us, but just remember that every time you play one, Yoshi cries! You don't want Yoshi to hate you, do you?

NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Playing games is not a waste of time! What else are you going to do? Level up in real life?? Dont make me laugh! 🤣

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NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

We refuse to make our games cheaper or better, but there's one thing you can do to improve your experience with our products. It's called Ketamine.

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NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

If you press ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️🅱️ in the wii menu, you gain access to the nuclear launch codes. DO NOT DO IT THO! VERY DANGEROUS!!!!

NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

New video game coming out where you play as Robert Smith from The Cure and you hit ppl with your guitar while on the way to your girlfriends house to break up with her. Collect tears along the way.

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NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

We're sorry for being evil 🫣

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NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

We're bringing back Conkers Bad Fur Day but taking out all the racism and misogyny. It will be 5 minutes long.

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NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

We cant leave Pikachu and Donkey Kong alone in the same room together or they will start fucking.

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NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

To show solidarity with the general strike tomorrow we will be making all of our games 25 dollars cheaper. 1 day only. Shop til ya drop!

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NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Society has moved past the need for public education. Wanna learn history? Play Civ IV. Wanna get into the medical field? Dr. Mario. Wanna learn about Communism? Too bad!

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NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

We're making a side scroll Sopranos game where you play as Tony and collect gabagool on your way to therapy.

NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

We're now making the physical games taste like candy so if you dont like the game at least you get to have a lil treat. For legal reasons we have to tell you not to eat it or you'll die but like 😉

NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Wanna feel old? This is Yoshi in 2026.

NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

We know you loooove our video games so now we're adding a tip menu after you digitally buy a game so you can show us some love. Totally optional but if you dont tip the game WILL lag.

NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

We at nintendo like to think outside of the box. That's why we're working a new controller that is also a gun so you can defeat your enemies in real life. Now in multiplayer mode.

NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Our employees are not allowed to have friendships or spend time with their families. A small price to pay to make sure you get a steady flow of pokemon slop.

NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Mario is NOT a plumber. He works for the CIA. He just happens to like hanging out in sewers.

FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

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21-year-old activist injured by ICE: I will be blind for life. I have fractures in my skull that they can't fix. They pulled a piece of plastic the size of a nickel out of my eye. I had shards of metal, glass, and plastic behind my eye and in my skull. They said it was a miracle I survived.

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NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

We're creating a new open world game called "Going Outside" where you walk around your neighborhood in real life. It costs 70 dollars.

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NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

We had to stop making bomberman games cuz he kept showing ppl how to make IEDs.

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NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Stream will be starting an hour late today at 2pm EST See yall soon ✌️

NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

The seizure warnings we give are just for legal reasons. You can have a lil seizure if you want to.

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Sherry CD-ROM 🏳️‍⚧️ @sherrycdrom.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

transgender for everybody ✊

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NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

We actually invite everyone to unnecessarily sexualize our characters: Isabelle, Cranky Kong, Olimar, etc. Have at it. The $80 game prices aren't bringing in new customers, for some reason, so we'll take any attention we can get

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NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Will it help yall like the switch 2 more if we call it dada art? Can we charge more if we say that??

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NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Dont kill the part of you that's cringe. KILL BOWSER!

NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Remember when we made Chrono Trigger 30 years ago and ppl kept buying our products thinking they'll get another game as cool as that? Well now we finally did it. Try our new game: Chrono Trigger Remastered!

NINTENDO @raccoonandfrog.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Sorry friends, no stream today. Just ended up being too busy. Will be back next week Cheers ✌️