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Keith FLINTA

@rabbitafterdark.bsky.social
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Bunny on a mission to be the best naughty version of themselves possible. Expect Lewds (40 year bun. Any names, any pronouns, just be nice, or not nice in a hot way)

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Keith FLINTA @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 2h
God, I'll watch something and I crash back to what I feel is my biggest moment of shame in my life. My parents got me a game boy for Christmas one year, with Link's awakening. It was the best thing I'd ever gotten for Christmas. They came down on Christmas morning to find me playing it,having opened
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Keith FLINTA @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 12h
They know they CAN say trans people shouldn't be pilots but CAN'T say gay people should be pilots. This is their shield. Furries are weird sexual deviant queers, and any gay person might be one, so only good straight Christian white men should be pilots. Rinse and repeat everywhere.
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kind of sinister @kindofsinister.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pets and their handlers 🩷💜💙
SFW art. There's a kittyboy and puppyboy about to kiss in front of their handlers. The puppyboy is really shy and blushing and wagging his tail and stuff and the kittyboy thinks: "aw he's so shy.." Then they kiss and the puppyboy thinks: "ohmyfuckinggodkeyboardsmash i can feel his tongue piercing!!" The kittyboy's handler says: "our pets are so cute, but honestly I haven't been able to stop staring you *you* all night <3" The puppyboy's handler flirts back: "and here I was about to ask if wearing a collar was a requirement for kissing you" Kittyboy's handler: "I'd rather take things *off* you doll" and then we see them make out while their pets watch, blushing.
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Keith FLINTA @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 21h
I've called so many people a good girl it's lost all gendered meaning to me. I now keep starting to write good girl to subs that aren't girls, because it's transcended a thought of gender and it's just become a phrase that means "positive affirmation to sub"
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Keith FLINTA @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hate how little our history means to these people. Those who should be custodians and caretakers of our fragile little space, but which is now denigrated by those who don't care at all about it.
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Keith FLINTA @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fucking PAC? I saw his picture first and I didn't read it assuming it was an all out spoiler. The guy just wrestled this weekend and now he's gone? Fucking devastating news. Can people I love, respect and enjoy who only have good things said about them please stop leaving us already!?
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Keith FLINTA @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't get a lot of exposure to modern country music because I'm British and it's not a genre culturally popular here. However I spent a taxi ride in SF with someone playing a country station and my fucking God it was awful.
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nonspecifically red @unfixable.place · 27/09/2026
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Keith FLINTA @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is there a term for the emotional snap of letting RSD jump to conclusions and make you feel turbo low, and then realizing you were incorrect and just feeling bad for feeling bad?
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fox noises @jjbbllkk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Holy shit this rules youtu.be/cOVOjGJ3-38?...
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Collection of obscure MTV Jungle and DnB official music videos
YouTube video by Lisahenderson1981
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🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
world’s most Xtreme idols
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Keith FLINTA @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's so fun and not at all stressful doing a mortgage assessment for a house move for a job transfer you don't know when it's happening. Also just looking at a spreadsheet saying "hey, you're going to pay us over a million pounds before you die" is fucking truly horrifying
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Keith FLINTA @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I refuse to read the story about that bar that's being passed around a lot because I know regardless of the content,a lot of bad faith actors are spinning it up.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 24/09/2026
“It is Macklemore, not Sheeran, who has been barred from performing. Yet somehow the story is about Sheeran’s freedom to be apolitical.”
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Lorna Finlayson | Public Positions
Given much of the coverage of the Ed Sheeran-Macklemore debacle, you could be forgiven for thinking that Sheeran had...
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Ranmara @ranmara.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Game devs please donate to this! If we ever want chance of having strong representation for workers, this is the exact kind of thing we need to pull together over. Donate and/or pass it on! www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/qr/wWq5Omj...
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Defend union rights: Support the Rockstar 31
Justice for 31 Rockstar employees who formed a union and were fired en masse
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Keith FLINTA @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes yes yes. A cute animal video isn't cute unless it's a real animal really choosing to do something cute and weird.
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Keith FLINTA @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Man...not hearing from someone for a while so you go to reach out to them and they've vanished from everything fucking sucks... :(
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Keith FLINTA @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What a bunch of fucking turbo losers. Oh no, I might get cooties from the girls in my dragon fondling simulator... just don't fondle the dragons you don't want to? ALSO, GROW UP AND BE A GOOD DRAGON WASHING EMPLOYEE. IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU, YOU'RE PROVIDING A SERVICE, SO BE PROFESSIONAL FOR ONCE!
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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 21/09/2026
I do not need the rat bag I do NOT need the rat bag
JW Pei handbag shaped like a rat in black leather with gold-colored hardware.
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Keith FLINTA @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When Disney plus started, the bit I was excited for was access to the obscure back catalogue. They had some up,and then removed it so as not to pay tiny royalties on old projects. Never put the old stuff on, removed the new stuff for the same reasons, and now want you to pay more for less, with ads
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Keith FLINTA @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Emailing people I'm a fan of to ask if they would be willing to help me with a dumb project. It feels weird and humbling and awkward as hell, but we'll see if there's a response.
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Kal'hona next cons: Camppaw, FM, ACFI @kalhona.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
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Keith FLINTA @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Doing the 1p savings challenge but for orgasms. No nut November is so 2021, we're cumming 9585 times in November!
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Keith FLINTA @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The original ending of the Mandela Effect had Ashton Kutcher going back to kill Nelson Mandela in the womb, but that was deemed too depressing by the test audience.
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Wulver @teethboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s true more and more now
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Keith FLINTA @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Four word saddest story: Large toy, never taken
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Keith FLINTA @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Feeling still really fucking dumb for playing a card game with the family and getting really upset about it because I was losing. Just felt very frustrated as the mechanics of it meant I got to a point where everything I scrapped for could be undone instantly and my turns were just worthless.
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Keith FLINTA @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm going to start saying "yeeeeaaaaahhhhh it is!" to random responses where it sounds like there's a drug or sex reference there when there isn't. "I was going to make toast, but the bread is moldy!" "Yeeeaaaaahhhhh it is!"
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Keith FLINTA @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
First house viewing tomorrow! Nervous but excited about this major life step
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reilly 🐾 @poss.dog · 17/09/2026
A Venn diagram. The outer circles read dog, car, and husband. The intersection of dog and car is horse. The intersection of dog and husband is werewolf. The intersection of car and husband is centaur. The intersection of all three is dragon.
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💜Peach💜 @pinkpeaches0214.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Keith FLINTA @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's REALLY frustrating how AI imagery infests everything. The amount of shows I've seen lately with blatant AI slop background images are absurd. I truly loathe it.
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Keith FLINTA @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have never felt like I don't understand other more than having just seen multiple people on bluesky saying they find the haribo council adverts funny. Who do I live on this orb with!?
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Ripley Skunk 🦨 🏳️‍⚧️ @ripleystinks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Doodle of my friend
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nsfwolfe @nsfwolfe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Keith FLINTA @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I am really good at not watching the shit I WANT to watch. I went to see the 4th film at the cinema, hadn't seen the previous 3. Saw them eventually through osmosis, but not any of the later ones. Read maybe 20 pages of the first book. I will never watch her worthless fucking show.
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"But am I REALLY trans?" I ask after taking the first part of the daily dose of hormones I've been taking consistently for ten months now — a feat I've never replicated with any daily habit in my adult life.
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Keith FLINTA @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why would you AI a comic with a perfect setup and punchline, and then literally remove the joke from it? Fuck I hate how bad the collective internet is at comedy.
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Keith FLINTA @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Francis Bourgeois sounds like Brian Butterfield, which kinda changes the vibe of the grand tour
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Keith FLINTA @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Teeth become hotdogs
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Keith FLINTA @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
To paraphrase my favourite @theonion.com headline of all time. God answers Tim Pool's prayer "No," Says God
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Keith FLINTA @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fucking student loan company pricks. I need to pay them nearly 6 grand in the next two years, on top of the money they take from me already every month which doesn't even touch the interest charges.
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Keith FLINTA @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nintendo are cowards. Absorbing someone through your hand isn't eating them. I want to see Samus unhinge her jaw like a snake and swallow some fools whole. Go full Kirby on them ma'am. Unlock vore feelings in a whole new generation.
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Keith FLINTA @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Too many to name, but right now it's "You probably get that a lot". There's just not enough songs about cephalophores.
A cephalophore, a Christian saint carrying their own head.
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Keith FLINTA @rabbitafterdark.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This keeps reverberating and wrecking me anew. I think because he exemplifies who I want to be. He did the things I loved as a fan that I cannot do myself, and every word people say of him in his passing are what I hope people say of me in mine.
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