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@r-math.bsky.social
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Now we appeal the Balogun suspension in the Northern District of Texas
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steinkern @koboldvintner.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Mensa Reddit is amazing
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Lord father president please heal Kyle Whittingham
AI Kyle Whittingham
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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 25/03/2026
Since Pitbull announced his FIU stadium deal, he has posted more about St. Patrick's Day (twice) than the school (once). He's 20 months late on a promised anthem. And those are far from the only ways Mr. 305 is falling short. www.foiaball.com/p/pitbull-fi...
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Pitbull owes FIU an anthem. Where is it?
He's 20 months late on the song.
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Ryan @r-math.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Hate when the urinal cakes are pink and u can't tell if there is a lil blood in it
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Ryan @r-math.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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#JustGetEmOut #anxiety #FootToAzz
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Jan-Werner Mueller @jwmueller-pu.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Putin pioneered this. No opposition is legitimate. Regular, decent, “ordinary” people cannot possibly be against us because only we represent “the real people.” Tell-tale sign of authoritarianism.
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The United States Government’s position is that it is unlawful to watch law enforcement and you will be assaulted, it is treasonous to oppose their work and you will be executed for it, the President of the United States will defame you in death, and they will say “good job, law enforcement” on CNN.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/01/2026
ICE Vows To Restore Order Using Whatever Force Unnecessary
ICE Vows To Restore Order Using Whatever Force Unnecessary
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Opinion | If Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. were alive today, he would give his Nobel peace prize to Donald Trump
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
NFL: "CHOOSE LOVE" ... but NOT like that. 🙄
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Love that we live in a world where the federal reserve chair has to make hostage videos on a Sunday afternoon because the dementia addled president is attacking him.
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Ryan @r-math.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
That interview was Mendozas Howard Dean moment. Tough way to lose a Heisman
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Dick Cheney died rather than live in a world where he couldn’t watch the SEC on YouTube TV, respect
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Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Guess who’s back Back again Doofus back Tell a friend mgoblog.com/content/oppo...
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Opponent Watch 2025: Preview, Part 1
The opponents: they shall be watched.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/08/2025
We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed theonion.com/we-need-to-t...
We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
What would firing Jerome Powell mean for inflation and the bond market? We asked three unvaccinated Jordan Peterson fans at a Buffalo Wild Wings in Secaucus.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
FRIENDSHIP (2025)
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Ryan @r-math.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Nathan Fielder is live for 12 hours today on HBO Max's Instagram. Come join me as we hang out and share some laughs, together
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Ryan @r-math.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Re: the looming recession, Thinking of that True Detective scene where Rust is describing Hurricane Katrina: "bet our guy had a really good year"
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Ryan @r-math.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Just heard all the cool kids are commiting tax fraud this year. I've now confirmed it
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Ryan @r-math.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Are you a 3X engineer? Reach out to me so that I can pity you smugly from my perch on the company toilet
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Ryan @r-math.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Hmm how to convince myself to go permanently offline, via the web, and then everyone else via the web, and then the dude with the golden statue vision
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Ryan @r-math.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Feelin real good right now. Bag of chips was sitting on the counter in the sunlight, now they're warmed just right
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power
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Ryan @r-math.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
🌐 NOTICE: 🌐 This webpage is NO LONGER a safe haven for bots of all bits and baubles. Your voracity has overwhelmed my two human followers and you now must leave. I WILL be reporting and blocking every last one of you who follow me. You have been warned 😈 🌐
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david ehrlich @davidehrlich.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
David Lynch gave us the language we needed to better articulate the indescribable strangeness of our shared reality. “Lynchian” is so overused because it’s a viscerally understandable word without any known synonyms. I can’t imagine a more beautiful artistic legacy than that.
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Ryan @r-math.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I've survived the national ethically sourced egg shortage, but it's been like, really hard
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Ryan @r-math.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Unironically enjoying paying a yearly fee for a fancy metric to watch time grind my body to a pulp. Via Smashrun
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Ryan @r-math.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
absurdists (-140) vs. stoics by 2035. Bet online via @rmath venmo
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Ryan @r-math.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
@nintendousa.bsky.social Im ready for any future dk64 remakes, I've been doing lanky kong sound effects for the past 2 decades daily. Please reach out to my agent to discuss
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