Quinnful @quinnful.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I would do a lot of obscene things for a portal gun! Can you sneak one out for me? 130
Quinnful @quinnful.bsky.social · 10/10/2026They were similar. Got round the trademark issues by using super shiny wrapping so it reflected in the light. I understand they settled out of court 110
Quinnful @quinnful.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Wood 2.0 was how I was going to brand my new little blue pills, but p! Software beat me to it. Went bust when we had to destroy all the copyrighted content 110
Quinnful @quinnful.bsky.social · 06/10/2026But they set it up by refusing properly to coordinate access to the shared files. They forced Sharepoint on us. It’s all downhill from there. 010
Quinnful @quinnful.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“Please contact IT and block the use of office web apps so we never have this issue again” 110
Quinnful @quinnful.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It took me a few attempts. And I keep wanting to switch loads in and out. Close enough. 171
Quinnful @quinnful.bsky.social · 23/09/2026They aren’t sins when you preach them to your acolytes. They are cardinal virtues! 010
Quinnful @quinnful.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I might have mentally taken No. 4 as an air example and assumed they all were. Which a quick scan of the hashtag now reminds me that they were (hopefully) mostly earnest! 120
Quinnful @quinnful.bsky.social · 23/09/2026But the #TillysKinks are usually ironic ones. This one is deadly accurate. 120
Quinnful @quinnful.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The low bar was how it got out in the first place. Poor design. 030
Quinnful @quinnful.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It will be of little comfort, but I genuinely YEARN for the aesthetic days of banks of monitors. The stars screensaver gently lulling us. Or the rain cascading and hiding our intellectual property. The Plus Pack toasters were too bougie for most 020
Quinnful @quinnful.bsky.social · 22/09/2026You say this buts it’s worked as pickup line for me before 020
Quinnful @quinnful.bsky.social · 22/09/2026One of my very earliest Internet memories was of breaking into a university computer lab when I was nicking off from GCSEs and looking up shit on Netscape navigator. One the first pages I found was titled “top sexually tilted lines in Star Wars” 010
Quinnful @quinnful.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Why enslave the INFERIOR beings? That just brings down your global average. 010
Quinnful @quinnful.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Omg I thought that was a boob freckle! I wasn’t paying enough attention there! 020
Quinnful @quinnful.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I had to zoom right in to work out what was paint and what was “natural texture”. Amazing shading work! 120
Quinnful @quinnful.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Oh gosh that is stunning! 😅 and it somehow shows and covers everything! It was worth refreshing for! 110
Quinnful @quinnful.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Gorgeous. A deep enough shadow box might let a track lie flat with an engine on it, and a creative saw could carve a curve into perspective in the distance? 010
Quinnful @quinnful.bsky.social · 11/08/2026That is not a room in which you plant someone who had a few too many. Well executed though! 010
Quinnful @quinnful.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Very fine silver lines marking out maps. Different ones on different walls. And subtle enough to only show up in certain lights. Pick your setting for the map ofc. But don’t go cliche with Middle Earth or Narnia I reckon 110
Quinnful @quinnful.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Unless you’re chasing out the cats as well, you’re only in the tutorial stage 010
Quinnful @quinnful.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Conveniently, it still works if one is unable to vocalise it. A safe “word” is useless if nobody can hear it used 🤷♀️ 010
Reposted by QuinnfulDreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Would absolutely love it, love it, if Spain came out with a banner declaring their ownership of Argentina right nowstatic.klipy.comKevin Keegan's Passionate 'Beat Them' RantAlt: Kevin Keegan absolutely losing it in an interview, shortly before absolutely losing it in the Premier League 715916
Quinnful @quinnful.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Thank goodness running elections has no costs for anybody involved, particularly for the local cash strapped council. 010
Quinnful @quinnful.bsky.social · 07/07/2026But also also, isn’t every single farm ever a quite literal gamble on the sun? 1312
Quinnful @quinnful.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Just casual sci-fi pulp looking amazing in the local (bookstore) 110
Quinnful @quinnful.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Fml. Not one of the built in gifs has the Jaws quote correctly subtitled. So just imagine the scene about you’re gonna need a bigger boat. And the cig made him slur the word “bed” into “boat”. 010
Quinnful @quinnful.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I can imagine you embroidering that one every layer, and tattooing it. As each layer comes off, there. It. Still. Is. 110
Quinnful @quinnful.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Always check for break clauses before agreeing a contract! 020
Quinnful @quinnful.bsky.social · 24/06/2026In this heat, I suppose. Might want to tighten it up in winter. Figuratively speaking. 010
