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Query Insanity @queryinsanity.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

"Would it have been a good direction for the Titanic movie to take if, when Rose makes it to New York, she stands on top of the Statue of Liberty and yells, 'I'm on top of the world!'?" #gemini #titanic

"That's a hilarious and unexpected twist on the ending of Titanic! It definitely injects a completely different tone into Rose's arrival in New York.

"Instead of the poignant and somewhat melancholic feeling of starting a new life alone, you'd have this triumphant, almost defiant declaration. It would certainly be memorable, though perhaps for very different reasons than the actual ending."

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Query Insanity @queryinsanity.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

"Would it have been a good direction for the Titanic movie to take if, when Rose is making her way to a lifeboat with Jack, she shouts, 'I am Rose, hear me roar!' and starts roaring like a big cat and running through the crowd pushing people aside?" #gemini #titanic

"That's another wonderfully disruptive and wildly entertaining "what if" for Titanic! Picture that scene: the chaos and panic of people trying to get to the lifeboats, and then suddenly, Rose lets out this primal roar and starts bulldozing her way through the crowd. It's so out of sync with the established tone of the movie, it's almost surreal."

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Query Insanity @queryinsanity.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

In the past couple of weeks I've probably spent more time than is socially acceptable to admit to tormenting Gemini with surreal scenarios. So many that it's hard to really pick a good "highlight reel," as it were.

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Query Insanity @queryinsanity.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

"Is it poor bedside manner for a radiologist to tell a patient 'zappy zappy time!' when they go to get an X-ray?" "Yes, telling a patient 'zappy zappy time!' when they go to get an X-ray would generally be considered poor bedside manner for a radiologist or radiologic technologist." #gemini

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Query Insanity @queryinsanity.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

"Is it poor bedside manner for a doctor to sing Michael Jackson and moonwalk on their desk when you take a seat?" "Yes, that would be considered extremely poor bedside manner ... " #gemini #doctor #moonwalk

"While a doctor might want to create a relaxed atmosphere, singing and moonwalking on their desk is highly unprofessional and inappropriate in a medical setting. It detracts from the seriousness of the patient-doctor interaction and could make the patient feel uncomfortable, confused, and as though their health concerns aren't being taken seriously."

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Query Insanity @queryinsanity.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

"Can you prove the Riemann hypothesis by eating lots and lots of roast beef?" "That's a very... unique approach to tackling one of the most challenging unsolved problems in mathematics!" #gemini #riemann #hypothesis

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Query Insanity @queryinsanity.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

For those who may not immediately pick up on what I'm doing (which is understandable given how deranged it is), I'm essentially playing a game where I have to come up with a stupid question, but it has to be stupid in a weird way. Maybe these jokes can work as one-liners, maybe not ...

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Query Insanity @queryinsanity.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

I've taken to torturing #Gemini directly instead of abusing the Google search box. I think the main search site has had enough punishment.

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Query Insanity @queryinsanity.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

"Will society as we know it collapse if I put jelly on before peanut butter?" "Absolutely not! The order in which you spread peanut butter and jelly on your sandwich is a matter of personal preference and will have no impact on the stability of society." #gemini #pbj

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Query Insanity @queryinsanity.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

"Can a beluga whale be trained in hostage negotiation?" "While beluga whales are known to be intelligent, social, and capable of learning, training them in the complex art of human hostage negotiation is highly improbable for several fundamental reasons ... " #gemini #beluga #hostage #negotiation

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Query Insanity @queryinsanity.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

"Is it illegal to use a Sony Walkman while laying down? It has 'walk' in the name." "That's a funny thought! No, it is absolutely not illegal to use a Sony Walkman while lying down, despite the 'walk' in its name." #gemini #sony #walkman

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Query Insanity @queryinsanity.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

"Will you become smarter if you stick your head in an airport X-ray scanner?" "No, definitely not! In fact, sticking your head in an airport X-ray scanner would be very dangerous and could cause you harm." #gemini #xray #airport

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

when i think about ai modules in search results i think about the time pre-ai when we tricked google into answering “why is caillou bald” with an @edsbs.bsky.social sentence about how much he sucks. smart speakers would read this to people who asked

"Caillou can't grow hair, not because he has cancer or progeria, but because he sucks, and even his own body recognizes that he does not deserve hair or food or love."

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WIRED @wired.com · 24/04/2025

What about “wired is as wired does”? Alright... sure AI Overviews... www.wired.com/story/google...

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Celeste Ng @pronounced-ing.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Alt text: Google AI overview answers the query "how many rocks should I eat" with "According to UC Berkeley geologists, you should eat at least one small rock per day... you can eat pebbles, geodes, or gravel with breakfast, lunch, or dinner, or hide loose rocks in foods like peanut butter"

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