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@querydash.bsky.social
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NYC person. UX and behavioral researcher.

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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Look. I developed a yarn/knitting addiction (along with a kdrama addiction) during the pandemic and I am immensely pleased about it. Whenever all of this becomes Too Much I moor myself on Sleeve Island and have an entirely different enemy to target, namely the Italian Bind-off. Yarn Therapy.
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What is going on this morning - in the last hour, I’ve gotten about FIFTEEN Dem fundraising texts. Half of them addressed to a relative. I usually get two a month. I don’t know who hit the spam switch, but I can’t imagine a more effective way to shoot your own party in the foot.
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You know what gets me more than anything sometimes? The crime of not teaching people how to cook. I’m here cooking in advance of a nor’ester and realizing people just don’t know how. Doesn’t matter how the ingredients are priced if people don’t know what keeps in what weather and how to stock up.
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me to the dog: “You, on the other hand, did NOT drink too much wine tonight. Not because you’re smart, to be clear - because you don’t have opposable thumbs.”
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Uncomfortably feeling like all the fun people are leaving Earth in quick succession?
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The reason I almost became a marine biologist (though at the time I was unaware he was Ben Affleck).
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If I were on a consultant team with Markey & Moulton and the project started going south, I feel Markey would want to bring the issue to the client immediately and work out a fix even if we lost money. Moulton would keep quiet until a change order was inevitable. I prefer working with Markeys.
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I don’t want to kill Kornacki’s career because by all accounts he is quite amiable in general, but: We shouldn’t be doing this misleading live tally thing at all.
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My paternal grandmother, and I have absolutely no idea what I’m doing because she was shady as hell about her past but also quite smugly content about maintaining the mystery, and I want to know what that was about.
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I was raised by I’m Sorry I’ll Read That Again episodes as we drove up and down the East Coast, and thought “Jokendalan Billoddy” was a single name because of the speed Cleese reeled off the cast and crew. Also knew the word “gibbon” before “monkey”. G’night, Bill.
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stuff that gibbon - Bill Oddie
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I wish everyone would talk like this.
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Adjoa Andoh. I think she’d make all of your voices really quirky when I’m winning imaginary arguments with you.
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My company budgeted for AI to transcribe interviews via a third-party company. The AI rejected them as “non-English language”. So did the offshore human translators. I ended up having to “translate” the whole batch. All Brits from “the North” and Scotland. I was much more expensive than AI.
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I genuinely don’t understand what’s happening. States have consent laws about being recorded. I had to get permission for every user interview. Legal got jumpy if I forgot. So why is any of this suddenly okay when you’re recording someone’s conversation and feeding it to a random data center?
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Look, if we’re clamoring for pure historical accuracy in the Odyssey, surely we all know who should have been cast as Helen.
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Chicken Lady Dances on Stage
Alt: Chicken Lady from Canadian sketch comedy show Kids In The Hall Dances in a bar - well, sort of dances. It’s actually a clip of a person with a beakish prosthetic nose and a poof of white curly (downy?) hair jerking around a-rhythmically while wearing a white blouse and pink skirt. Feathers are flying, as they tend to do when she gets aroused. It’s all very disturbing.
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I feel like this DST vs Standard Time would map to extrovert/introvert personalities. The extroverts are all campaigning for another hour of late-day sun to socialize. And the introverts are thinking “god no, it’s the only time of year when we get a break from you for the correct amount of time”.
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The woods, the parking lot of that weird motel, the elementary school playgrounds, Friendly’s, the mall, the other mall, the mall across state lines, the park, after-school job, the other after-school job, the weekend job, open swim, the hill behind the historical house… We did have places to go.
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
America’s 250th anniversary event being repurposed into a Christian Nationalist coerced mass baptism event SOUNDS unlikely, and yet…
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Soon, all execs will claim they made mistakes going all-in on AI, but that no one could have predicted the outcome based on knowledge at the time. Bullshit. We all told them what would happen, repeatedly and with data, and they said “stop telling me that, I like my version better”.
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Okay. How do we expose RFK Jr to the history of Bath Spa. It’s a Roman thing, his crew loves Romans, right? And people drink the spa water medicinally - the sulfur smell is part of it. So surely getting him to convince the Admin to take Reflecting Pool water with their sauerkraut is doable. Right?
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Is the delay because they’ve incorprated the name removal into a preview of the revival of the musical STOMP?
Scaffolding at the front of the Kennedy Center, as they prepare to demolish the Trump add-on.
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I want every CEO to spend part of each day getting a complaint scenario and calling their company’s customer service line to sort it. Because yesterday my retiree father spent 10 hours setting up internet, then got an email claiming he’d filed a cancellation request, and now is stuck in AI hell.
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Oslo Pride video 🥹 🏳️‍🌈 #Pride #LoveIsLove
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I enjoy telling people about how I got a concussion and weeks later ALSO “aced” this test, but the way in which I answered one of the questions actually uncovered some TBI damage (then verified in another test). So… they’re seeing more than just right and wrong, buddy.
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Every single thing about this is Black-Mirror-terrifying.
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Identify the Good Aunts* early and make the most of them. They’ll stick with you for the long haul. * all Good Aunts are Fun Aunts, in some degree. But not all Fun Aunts are Good Aunts. Categorize mindfully.
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Colbert inheriting Space Ghost’s mantle, with Jack White as Zorak? Yes please. (Brak TBD)
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Björk on Space Ghost Coast to Coast
Alt: Björk on Space Ghost Coast to Coast, an animated show where the host is a caped and cowled superhero with a manly jaw, blowhard personality, and captive mantis bandleader. Björk is being beamed in remotely, displayed on a floating TV above a chair where normal talk shows would seat a guest. Bjork says: “I… I enjoy talking to you” Space Ghost says: “Uh… Yes you do!”
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
CIS PEOPLE TIME TO STEP UP it’s once again time to yell at our bad government via online comment form the FCC is trying to make trans and nonbinary content require special ratings on shows GLAAD has a good writeup on it below TELL ‘EM NO direct link to comment form: www.fcc.gov/ecfs/filings...
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Tell the FCC that LGBTQ Stories Don’t Need a Warning Label | GLAAD
The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is targeting LGBTQ stories. They are trying to control what you see on television. This government overreach is dangerous...
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Witch stuff. Wood-based witch stuff. Secretly. I’d probably die early (and possibly violently as part of some sort of community bonding exercise), but I wouldn’t fucking die in childbirth and I count that as a win. I’d die doing what I loved: unsettling people for vague, unnameable reasons.
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Have we considered that the moral code of the US is also rapidly falling apart because all our morality professionals got laid off in the last 5 years and now its most recent version was coded by AI and vibes?
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Seems like the big speech went well. And considering how the timeline’s gone so far, I look forward to the US Congress discovering and joining King Charles’ inherited cargo cult en masse!
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Prince Philip movement - Wikipedia
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
It appears I was coincidentally offline for a very exciting two hours, and may I just say how pleased I am about that.
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Hey @bsky.app - who’s doing the UX research and usability testing for new features over there? Is it the product team, or do you have a third party or separate department handling this stuff? (Genuine question from a UXer, not a gotcha.)
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Having taken the day to consider it: I do not like the new photo carousel. The usability swiping concern hasn’t turned out to be an issue (mistakenly swiping R/L meaning down/up) but I loathe swiping to see what used to be tiled. I preferred four images and choosing to tap, versus swipe to tap.
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I just introduced my niece and nephew to Strongbad, Trogdor, Charlie the Unicorn, and Badger Badger Snake and they are utterly charmed. They can’t believe this is what the internet used to be. They are nostalgic for it.
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I’m okay with women leaning in and learning about AI, as long as once they learn it and start saying “wait, who does final review to make sure this is correct” and “…you do know Sr engineers grow from Jr engineers, right? So you still need to hire those” and “this is literally wrong” people listen.
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I once ran 25 yards and leaped onto the back of an accelerating London Routemaster bus, matching the velocity so exactly that I appeared to float gently onto the platform like a ballerina. I was wearing a summer skirt, which wafted cinematically. People already on the bus applauded.
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Six round-trip sleeper train berths per year. m I love sleeping, I love trains, I love looking out windows that move, I love being seated for meals with random people I would never ever have interacted with, and I love the insane hyperlocal gossip I overhear in the corridors.
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Regularly talk to people on the phone who may not be the person who can resolve your end need. Be engaging. Make them think you’re a charming individual. Do this to the person answering calls at the Subaru dealership, the Apple fraud rep, the local librarian. Like the 80s and house lines.
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
You know, this week is rapidly pushing me into flip-phone territory.
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Called all my reps for the third time today, this time emphasizing that even if Trump’s backed down, I don’t care: he made the threats. He panicked nations for three days. He shaved years off our lives. Proceed as though he did it. Stop all work other than impeachment of him and Cabinet members.
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I feel like people who read sci-fi and history (and sci-fi that is often history-based) have a better grasp of where things go from here, but the general public have a totally different risk metric. They think it’s too ridiculous to happen. Nerds know this is exactly how it usually does happen.
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Great Easter so far: 1. Woke up 2. Saw President threaten what seems to be nuclear war against Iran 3. Binged creme eggs 4. Called every rep and senator to beg them to stop writing miffed letters to the editor and FUCKING STOP HIM.
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Doing a full-on media ban tomorrow and bingeing a drama while making stew instead. My system absolutely cannot handle April Fool’s shenanigans this year.
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Was going to go to the big festive metro No Kings march, but getting run down by a cold means I’m going local and quaint. Literally every body matters in these crowd counts. Even if you’re only there for 30 minutes, sniffly. It’s important, and you’ll wish you could say you were there later.
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Or when you were on the internet, then your Dad picked up the phone downstairs and it broke the line and that was the internet done for you this evening, kiddo! Go play Mavis Beacon or print out a banner or something.
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Elizabeth Banks
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I have gone to great lengths to Battlestar Galactica my digital life away from the rest of humanity.
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Those who did not learn the lesson of taxing New England’s beverage of choice are doomed to repeat it
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Querydash @querydash.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The final panel of “Get Your War On”, a really good clipart comic strip of office workers reacting to Bush’s Iraq war. Three comic panels on a white background with red line-drawings. Panels 1 and 3 show an old desktop computer monitor and keyboard. Panel 2 shows a stack of binders. Recurring characters Accounts Payable and Account Receivable usually sit here, but they’re absent in this final comic, either because the war’s over or they’ve just had it with this fucking shit. I’m choosing to pick the latter. I am not fucking doing “Get Your War On” again, twenty years later. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKERS. 

Comic available here: http://www.mnftiu.cc/category/gywo/war81/
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