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QueerBogWitch

@queerbogwitch.bsky.social
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Too many plants and books, 3 cats, 1 dog, fish, and 1 surprise!childe ward. 820 sqft.

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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 10h
Fucking exhausting
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 10h
Told her a big part of being an adult is being your own parent and trying to do a better job of it lol
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 10h
*this* is the shit I been teaching my kid about - emotional regulation and fucking, like, foresight/planning isn’t something that’s gonna stop being important any time soon. Better outcomes are possible with some effort, and even if that effort suuuuucks it sucks less than the alternative.
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 10h
Sneaking in lil Easter eggs!
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 10h
You’re giving yourself prompts!
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 10h
Fuck this chair in particular
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 11h
You know how people say I would watch them read the phonebook? Yeah, this is way more interesting than that.
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 12h
Respond “If you are covered by a plan through Medicaid, Medicare, Children’s Health Insurance Program, or the Affordable Care Act marketplace — and have had a prior authorization request delayed or denied”
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 12h
Past me made current me tea, which was very kind and good of them.
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 12h
I am looking at yarn as therapy but not keep getting sad because money and sadhands
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 12h
Yes good thank you!
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 12h
Yeah, I used to know scarves 😂😭💀 Now I know nothing. I learned crochet with my kid instead. I will get it back.
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 13h
…finger. Finger splints.
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 13h
Okay. All that build up was for nothing. Found finder splints easily, but the good ones are a billionty dollars and am unsure how to deal with this. Also I hate things touching meeeee and adjusting will suck and how do I keep from losing them. Scream.
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 13h
I hate how much the enshittification of searching for stuff online effects me 🙃 I hardly even need to do it! But the old ways don’t work, and the new ways are ??? Fucked I guess? Ugh. I am anticipatorially upset! I have not even tried yet!!  Death death death death 💀
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Jack-o-Rutabaga @streamlass.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Anyway Democratic candidates could *clean up* by promising to make number-spoofing by corporations a federal offense.
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 13h
I want this everywhere for everything pls
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 13h
You can not add both kinds of beans, minimize the kale, add more potato, do whatever. So long as the basic flavors are there, it’s going to taste creamy, salty, spicy, and it’s going to make you happy.
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 14h
I’m not typing all this again, so here’s soup:
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 14h
Monster 🥰
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 14h
😭😭😭😭😭
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 14h
I like to think all the beans and roughage make it healthy, but let’s be real, I do not care. It’s delicious. Ask questions if you desire clarification!
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 14h
If it tastes flat, add the other bouillon cube. That ish is magic.
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 14h
When the temp comes back up to bubbling, turn the heat off, and push all the kale into the top of the soup. Stir, wait as long as you can stand (30 or so seconds), and eat!
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 14h
Somewhere between 1 tsp-1 tbsp red pepper flakes, & 3/4ish cup red lentils. Boil. While waiting, strip, wash, and hand shred 1-2 bunches of kale. At some point add 1-2 drained cans cannellini beans. This is a forgiving soup. Once boiling add a half pint (8oz) of heavy whipping cream.
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 14h
!!! Zuppa toscana, like Olive Garden, but better. Cook mild Italian sausage & remove (brats or ground, if brats rest then slice), dice & cook 1-2 onion (& leek/shallot if want), add ten cups water, 7 chicken bouillon cubes (sometimes 8), 1-2 russet potatoes, a package of pre-cooked bacon bits,
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16h
Very important Star Trek image
Shatner 
The world of homosexuality I'm not that
familiar with. Are you?

Spiner (Data tha robot)
To a degree…
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 14h
🤣🤣🤣  You r doin’ the most, and I know I’m not fancy or put together, but I would be honored and delighted to be invited over, and i can’t imagine anyone you chose to invite over feeling differently. I know the effort you’re putting in will be appreciated <3
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 14h
The music was a fair panic
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 14h
Oh nooooo, they’ll know you have caaaaats, the queers will find ooooooout
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 15h
Oh fuck yes- that’s where the money and social expectations went to die. Can’t find hide nor hair of that nonsense anymore.
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 15h
We all have our burdens to bear, and yours is to charmingly drink wine out of charming jam jars, I’m so sorry
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 15h
But they’re the “appear to be put together” ones!
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 15h
You’re the adorable queers! It is not your job to be put together! It is your job to be quirky and welcoming!
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 15h
Matching is stupid and jam jars are fucking excellent receptacles
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 15h
I think I’m just going to start asking random people in my neighborhood if they know how to knit because this has to be the 17th tutorial I have pulled up and my brain keeps bouncing off of them because it wants to jump to SOCKS which is not how this works dummy. I’ve completely forgotten the basics
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 19h
This is kind of wonderful, Alison Brown wrangled a handful of pretty decent old bluegrass guys to play “Old Town Road”. Nas X’s impact… immeasurable youtu.be/a_GCX5IoCds
youtu.be
Alison Brown & Steve Martin - Old Town Road (feat. Del McCoury & Dan Tyminski)
YouTube video by Alison Brown
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 15h
I want to rub my face on how pretty these colors are 
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 15h
I am a terrible hermit but I want to look at pretty things and contemplate a yarn bowl purchase
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 15h
Does your favourite yarn/crafty shop have online shopping? Are their prices remotely reasonable? Link meeeeeeeee to themmmmmmm
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Lindsay @neomeruru.bsky.social · 16h
If you can’t eat storebought pizza pockets, homemade is fine.
Six skull-shaped baked goods with blemishes from the dough being too thin, showing the colors of the pizza filling inside.
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 16h
Oh my god I just remembered I have tomorrow off 🤩💕🤩💕🤩
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
four years ago I posted this image of paleontologist Jan Smit looking at rocks and his son-in-law replied with something even better
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 18h
<3
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 18h
For the record, “media diet” includes porn.
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 20h
This month’s sticker design for Patreon!
Medieval style rendering of Godzilla in front of a cloud of smoke and fire, with text written in red gothic letters that says “Go ahead and destroy the data centers, Godzilla. Make the people happy.”
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 19h
I support this
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 19h
How you doing bud You okay? Need some water or a little lie down?
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 19h
…I might have some feelings about this
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QueerBogWitch @queerbogwitch.bsky.social · 19h
#1? STOP DIETING STOP DIETING STOP DIETING STOP TALKING ABOUT IT *AT* ME
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