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Queen of the Dorks

@queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social
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Clumsy every day. Live with my foot in my mouth. Sorry if I accidentally insult you. ADHD is my way of life.

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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 16h
music.youtube.com/watch?v=vc3j... I think we all feel this way right now
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 22h
Why are we all here in the dumbest and scariest timelline?
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's called "Mar-A-Lago face"
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
These are the same people who think you can move a tubal pregnancy into the uterus, a miscarriage should carry a murder conviction, that ninth month abortion is a thing. Nothing shocks about them anymore.
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you are an adult who took the time to dress up, you will get candy. Nobody should be denied candy.
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Also, why would Jesus need to have testosterone? Why is he muscular and veiny? From what I understand Heaven is hormone and work-out equipment free.
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am confused. Was he in a coma for 18 days? From what I understand about NDE's...on the other side there is no passage of time like there is on earth.
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think that whoever you think you are going to meet there, that's who shows up. He wanted to see Jesus as a manly man, so that's who he saw. I'm not religious, nor do I believe someone died for my sins thousands of years ago. I believe my dad and my best friend are the ones who will meet me.
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have had a really rough day. Lawrence O'Donnell clearly stating that Mango Jesus has dementia made it a whole lot better.
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So what they are saying is if our soldiers are wounded or expire because of insecure men who will never see a day of battle, that it's Gods will?
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think all of the above, except those who are transgender, are the reason he is this position.
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I read that to my son. His reply "we dig tunnels". A surprise answer since he is half-cuban, not from South America. The second hand embarrassment we have to live with every day from Mango Jesus is overwhelming our nervous systems.
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I saw this at the gas station today
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is anyone else preparing for the apocalypse, or am I entirely over-reacting? (this is entirely possible as I have lived in survival mode all of my life)
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why do they keep giving him a microphone?
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When my kids were young, and I was a single mom, I lived paycheck to paycheck, sometimes coming home to an eviction notice or finding one of my utilities had been turned off. After they were grown I went to college, and I now make a lot more money, only to continue to live paycheck to paycheck.
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Or be given minimum wage jobs, as they have to try to find housing they can afford, while attempting to keep the utilities on and feeding themselves.
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They probably see the writing on the wall and how it doesn't end well for them
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm not trying to be a Debbie Downer, but does anyone else feel like this is last of everything? I mean like holidays, gatherings, etc.
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Binx has deemed that I shall not do any work nor can I color while she wants attention #caturday
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They must be really close to uncovering all of the dirt
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So they are ordering test for and offering gender affirming care
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I agree
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Explain this too me like I'm 5 yo: The data centers in Las Vegas are supposidly not taking water from Lake Mead. They are taking it in from Lake Powell...which feeds Lake Mead. Both are in severe drought conditions. How is that different than just taking it directly?
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If any of us worker ants took that much time off and/or skirted responsibility for our actions, we would be fired
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I loved Logan's Run. I think in a way, we are heading in that direction.
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He is like a toddler who wants to have all the toys. When told he has to share, he will destroy everything just so no-one else can have it.
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And Grindr crashed again since they arrived...so there's that too
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I have been saying this all day. If he wants to play name games we shall, from this point forward, call it the Strait of FAFO
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
With all of the messes he has started, this is what he is concerned about. On my command instead of calling it the Strait of Hormuz, we will now call it the Strait of FAFO. That's how it works, right?
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Since we are renaming things on a whim, I want us to call them the Whitest House, Mar-a-misogyny, Bedminster Tax Evasion Cemetery, Washington, District of Creeps, Trump Whinery, The Gulf of Tantrums, Lake Wannabe, and The Straight of FAFO.
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Jesse Watters shows us every day who we should not be. If he bothered to do a short google search, he would know how gender reassignment surgery worked. I cannot believe the amount of ppl who think that Johnny goes to school in the morning and comes home as Janet. Mind blowing stupidity.
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My heart is broken
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
She does #caturday
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I have an idea. Let's crowd source money to buy all of the property around Mar-a-Lago and then sell it to a data center company. He's thinks they are so beautiful and we should be happy about having them, he should be a neighbor to one.
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Everyday I hear about Mango Jesus being on his last leg, how he's done because of his latest disaster and how MAGA is leaving him, yet, he is allowed to continue to destroy us. Until he leaves, which at this point means his body gave up, I don't believe he will ever be held accountable.
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is what happens when you get wannbe military and cops free license to do as they please
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I just saw that Trump's crypto business got approval to open a bank. I can't wait until my ex-husband moves all of his accounts!
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
He did the same thing to the government
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Are they trying it out on themselves? Please let them forget and accidentally shock themselves.
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I haven't seen that but I have witnessed less cybertrucks on the road as well as little to no Trump gear being worn.
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Thank you for sharing Bodhi with us!
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Binx is wondering what the heck is going on #caterday
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Sending prayers
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
With his mom feeling the way she does about him, she may buy him the ticket
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
But please come tour my the plane that was gifted to "us"
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This akin to a pizza party for the employee's while the boss gets a substantial raise
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Object permanence at it's finest. If it's not in front of me, I may forget it exists.
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
She's so pretty #caturday
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
And yet he will still keeping speaking at Trump rallies
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