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Queen of the Dorks

@queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social
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Clumsy every day. Live with my foot in my mouth. Sorry if I accidentally insult you. ADHD is my way of life.

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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 15h
music.youtube.com/watch?v=vc3j... I think we all feel this way right now
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 21h
Why are we all here in the dumbest and scariest timelline?
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have had a really rough day. Lawrence O'Donnell clearly stating that Mango Jesus has dementia made it a whole lot better.
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I saw this at the gas station today
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is anyone else preparing for the apocalypse, or am I entirely over-reacting? (this is entirely possible as I have lived in survival mode all of my life)
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When my kids were young, and I was a single mom, I lived paycheck to paycheck, sometimes coming home to an eviction notice or finding one of my utilities had been turned off. After they were grown I went to college, and I now make a lot more money, only to continue to live paycheck to paycheck.
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm not trying to be a Debbie Downer, but does anyone else feel like this is last of everything? I mean like holidays, gatherings, etc.
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Binx has deemed that I shall not do any work nor can I color while she wants attention #caturday
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Explain this too me like I'm 5 yo: The data centers in Las Vegas are supposidly not taking water from Lake Mead. They are taking it in from Lake Powell...which feeds Lake Mead. Both are in severe drought conditions. How is that different than just taking it directly?
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
She does #caturday
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I have an idea. Let's crowd source money to buy all of the property around Mar-a-Lago and then sell it to a data center company. He's thinks they are so beautiful and we should be happy about having them, he should be a neighbor to one.
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Everyday I hear about Mango Jesus being on his last leg, how he's done because of his latest disaster and how MAGA is leaving him, yet, he is allowed to continue to destroy us. Until he leaves, which at this point means his body gave up, I don't believe he will ever be held accountable.
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I just saw that Trump's crypto business got approval to open a bank. I can't wait until my ex-husband moves all of his accounts!
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Binx is wondering what the heck is going on #caterday
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
She's so pretty #caturday
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I am beginning to believe that my midsection fat has an unbreakable lease agreement with my body.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Binx usually looks completly black, but she is actually a tabby
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I looked for my water tumbler for 20 minutes last night before realizing that I left it on my desk at work. This morning I looked for 5 minutes before remembering I left it at work #adhdbrain
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I have been out of the town and the Trumposhere for 3 days. Did I miss much?
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
She is a derp #caturday
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Binx is wondering how Karma is laying on the hot pavement #caturday
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I got Binx a disco ball
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I am exasperated by the amount of misleading meme shares regarding the Obama Center. The new one is that you need ID and proof of residency to get tickets. I went and searched. You need ID to get discounted state resident tickets. They keep grasping for straws.
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
For disclosure: I am still on FB. Someone I know put up a post that all liberals are socialists. I asked him to define socialism. About 5 men responded, calling me a "libturd", a communist, and a socialist without asking me one question on my beliefs. It's almost as if they are hormonal or something
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
💰 @grahamformaine.bsky.social PLATNER: “Wall Street’s takeover of our economy wasn’t an accident... We are living in a system operating exactly as intended… policy choices made by establishment politicians in the service of people who donated the most money to them. And it needs to end.”
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father's Day to all of you amazing dad's out there
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Happy Father's Day Greeting
ALT: Happy Father's Day Greeting
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Obama singing Amazing Grace...so moving! I'm in tears!
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
A Michelle Obama Appreciation Post: I deeply admire your elegance, graciousness, beauty, accomplishments, relatability & effortless class. Thank you for being one of the greatest First Ladies of all time!🙏 Much ❤️ from one of your countless fans, Mar🐫
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Karma is way more popualar that I ever was all throu grade school. I can live with that. I am proud that he picked me.
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
How is the mosquito fight at the thunder dome going?
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Thank you so much for all the love for Karma! Here is his story: he was about 6 months old and at an adoption event in front of Petco. He had been passed over two weeks in a row. Nobody knew if he was a street dog or a surrender. We didn't know he had been abused and scared until we got home.
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
New Christian drink. Notice the rainbow over Noah's Ark. Just in time for Pride month.
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Happy puppy story. Yesterday, my dog, Karma, who is afraid of everything, got into the car without freaking out. At the vet's office he was calm. Later he went on a rare walk and did not have leash aggression. He also took his medication without struggle. Yay Karma!
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Mango Jesus is bored with the negotiations with Iran. I'm not sure how to respond to that.
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Binx in her favorite acting role...Georgette of the Jungle
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Guess what? I've known my sons and daughter for a long time. Funny how that works.
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
There are a lot of days when I feel like I'm an NPC in my own life.
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I truly hate the flu
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I looked up and found Binx watching tv #caturday
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I was watering my garden this morning and a humming bird kept flying near me. After a few minutes I realized that when I turned off the water, it would move away. I directed the stream toward it and was delighted as I felt the connection that had just occurred by understanding what it needed.
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Added fairy lights to the gardens tonight
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
My 65 lb lapdog
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
If Isreal is striking Iran with missles, and Mango Jesus always bends his knee to Netanyahu, was the two week ceasefire agreement another taco moment or another market manipulation?
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
It's taco Tuesday for Mago Jesus
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Why is no one talking about Mango Jesus not knowing where his wife was as she stood right beside him, not recognizing her for a moment, and then calling her a movie star?
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I tried to get up and Binx did not like that. Happy #caturday!
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Today I was feeling the urge to date again. As I have done in the past when this happens I go on Plenty of Fish, and am immediatly reminded why I remain single.
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I don't understand why Trump has such a hard on for getting rid of "illegal" immigrants. His grandfather went awol from his military duty and came in illegally and his mother came in on a work visa. He literally would not be here if it were not for immigrants.
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Queen of the Dorks @queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I'm just going to leave this here (please forgive the commercial at the beginning) www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlhM...
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Show Me The Way - Styx | Lyrics | 1990
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