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"Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball."

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Anyway, you aren't going to catch me disrespecting any animal that could feed a large family for any reasonable period of time. But as a young fishermen, besides bears, it was moose that my dad tried to put the fear of god into me about.

I feel that is like saying, “Once it is swung at a certain speed, getting hit by a 2x4 is just as dangerous as getting hit by a 4x4.” I get what you are saying, but you are getting almost twice as much mudhole-stomped-in-your-ass with a moose than you are with an elk, and they rut too.

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Moose are the real killers.

QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If there wasn't a smiley on that, I would have a lot of questions.

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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm pro dad joke. If you couldn't tell from the previous post.

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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think it is ok for you to identify as a dad. No judgment.

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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Anyway, first 2026. Then 2028. If we win in 28 then a lot of the shit Trump did goes away because it was mostly executive orders. The damage won't be gone, but the orders go away. Rebuilding starts. But we have to build it better than it was before or it will happen again.

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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Most impeachments won't work. At least not right away. But maybe we can get Hegseth. Lots of people on both sides hate his dumb ass. It might be worth a shot. And if we can get the dam to break, who knows. Maybe we can pick off a lower court judge next...

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QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Don’t overestimate. Don’t underestimate. Just estimate. It would be really nice if we took the Senate and stopped more nightmare judges from being appointed. Ignoring that one fact is part of how we got into this mess. Stop the dumb doomer shit. The midterms are really important firewall.

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"Ethal! Get back in here!"

showing off for christi the gnome. I think that flows better.

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I know the christi gnome line doesn't flow. Any suggestions?

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Hang low, Iscariot! Balding sack that needs a good comb! Hang low, Iscariot! Nothing going on in that dome. He sounds like Jim Jordan and smells like old pee And rants till he's flecked with white foam Sent out ICE agents on a shooting spree Just showing off for Kristi Gnome Hang low, Iscariot...

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Conan: "I seldom sing to hamburgers. They never listen."

Too bad you couldn't have threatened me with that particular good time before I got married. Hetero dating sucked. I got way more attention from guys in SF than I ever got from women. No idea why but was good for my ego.

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I do not believe in political violence. But I would be ok with someone going back in time and giving Trump's mother a headache.

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The OP is 3 words too long. *** Dear Secret Service. This is not a threat. I'm just wishing that I lived in an alternate universe where DT never existed or was magically erased. Like Time Cop or Back to the Future.

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This isn't a response to the OP. It is to some other responses.

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Don't tell people that cops can't shoot you if you flee. If they could claim you were "dangerous" they sure as fuck could shoot you. I'm, just saying that fleeing is not a legal shield. So if you were ever going to count on that. Don't. But if they are shooting anyway... remember to zigzag.

Maybe there really is a "gay mafia" with a "gay agenda." They got Lauren. I'm picturing Men in Black, but it's a woman in sensible shoes with an air pistol that shoots little sapphic syringes. They shot her once, but the first dose only turned her bi. They won't stop until she hates hot dogs.

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One good thing about our version of 1933 Hitler: At least he’s almost completely incompetent, and he hires incompetents. How fucked would we be if his cabinet weren't made up of self sabotaging caricatures?

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I also don't think he understands comparative advantage, opportunity cost, inflation, or fractional reserve banking. The people who voted for him committed voter malpractice. Even if they were voting based on hate or whatever. They voted for a lifeguard that can't swim.

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"It wasn't personal. It was only family business."

My point is that Trump is a shit sandwich.

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I don't even eat that type of meat anymore, only chicken and fish.

Also, if ham offends you, pick the sandwich filling of your choice.

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I think Kamala would have been better than a ham sandwich. I think she would have been a normal Democratic politician. Meaning there are entire categories of dumpster fires she would not have started and many things she would have actually improved.

I voted for Kamala. I also think America would be better off if we had elected a ham sandwich. That isn't meant to be a dig on Kamala. I'm saying that a literal ham sandwich would have been better for America than Trump.

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She would have been normal. Currently we are in hell.

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The vorpal blade had snicker snacks! It felt well fed, when done and said, it went galumphing back.

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Scientists are succeeding in giving the world meaning. They have also learned to transform themselves into wolves. They call themselves awarewolves. Ranchers are all nihilists. That’s why they shoot the awarewolves. To prevent us from having meaning, and lab-grown meat, in our lives.

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Damned ranchers keep shooting the wolves.

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Fuck, need edit button: "But we also know you won't stop until because.. UNTIL IS YOUR LOVER!"

Hope may not be a strategy but the lack of it sure doesn't help. Got the fuck out of Humboldt County as soon as I could.

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It don’t matter where you go, you’re a pimp or you’re the ho. Which is you? Bitch, you know. You're the ho. -- Socrates

Until can not be stopped. Until is a force of nature, a beast, a god. But we also you you won't stop until because.. UNTIL IS YOUR LOVER!

instant pots and air fryers. Love them shits.

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Besides, normal is fucking awesome compared to what we have now.

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I voted for Kamala and if she is the one that wins the primary I will vote for her again. But I see her as a normal politician. I wasn't really inspired by her. I hope that there is someone more inspiring next time. But I'll be voting blue no matter who. Trump is Hitler in 33 and fuck the GOP.

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With Karl Rove, it feels impossible that he could ever to anything decent even on accident without it being part of some larger plan to do something shitty.