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@quatrocat.bsky.social
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Brooklyn 2012-2026. Taking my talents to Chicago in 2027. Current corporate A/V saddie. The Pop-Tart told me to do it.

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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Stone Cold Steve Austin's Hell Yeah Moment
ALT: Stone Cold Steve Austin's Hell Yeah Moment
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I changed jobs a few years back and it’s required some travel. I’ve taken 145 flights over the last 3+ years. I have two hot takes-
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Absolutely wild to me that Mark Knopfler gets me to willfully accept twang.
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I love the part of the post-baseball game show where the players get out from behind the desk with their suits and sneakers and get to hold baseball bats andstand around a glossy home plate. It’s like all the other segments but with *baseball bats*.
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If this is what was salvageable the shoot must have been agonizing.
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You know how they occasionally let kids call like, half-innings of baseball games? It breaks, flashes on scoreboard, crowd erupts, and now 11 year-old Jack from Reading PA has to explain what’s happening.
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I feel like I have a real good shot of getting some of these US Open tickets.
A virtual queue with 693,081 users ahead of me.
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Yikes, my dudes.
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Are commercials getting loud again?
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My grandfather was an artist and he created a black history placemat that sat at my table setting many nights. Dorie Miller was established as a hero very early on in my life. Difficult to process that something like this is even on the table. Shorter version: this is fucking bullshit.
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
did 12 years at Bloomberg but fuck if I can help
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
There’s something VERY grounding about riding the quiet car in 2026. It’s like, there’s still order in the universe if we choose to uphold it. Once you get off the train though, yikes.
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My jaw was on the fucking floor listening to this. That ATC is a hero.
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My AirPods when I have the audacity to have my phone and my laptop active at the same time.
Guy sweating looking at the two buttons meme. One says fuck and the other says shit.
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’m hearing The Andy Richter Vomit Gutter has been added to several Hollywood celebrity bus tours.
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
He’s going to do one of his little videos from the Phoenicia diner i guarantee it wait I gotta download Polymarket real quick
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
What Star Trek character immediately fills you with rage? For some it’s Q, but I relish pissed off Picard. No, for me it’s this little fucking shithead.
Alexander from Star Trek TNG
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The one thing Workday is undefeated at is signing you the fuck out.
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I need to dial down my crank reflex because this briefly made me super angry.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Breathe easy, InfoWarriors! Sen. Mitch McConnell just called in with a reassuring update from the space between life and death!
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Please don’t tell me I have to hand it to a bunch of libertarians.
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Has he considered googling his eyes a little less?
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Generally airplanes should be an “absolutely no-punching zone” but
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Conspiracy theory. Darth is secretly Tom from MySpace.
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
These silly little cups had me ordering McDonald’s about 3x more than usual but… she’s beautiful.
Grimace McDonald’s cup
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I’m going to need the Vinted commercials to die.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Nominating O’Hare T3 G gates for today’s “what the fuck is this place?”. Nothing good going on over there.
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Always Sunny-ass administration
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Always Sunny: Dennis Reynolds & Charlie Kelly Oil Men
ALT: Always Sunny: Dennis Reynolds & Charlie Kelly Oil Men
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
sorry, sorry he sort of comes with the house right now and nobody knows what to do
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
THANK GOD
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I have hated this match start to finish.
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WIRED @wired.com · 17/07/2026
A statement from WIRED leadership.
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
it bad.
Prudential Center and the sun through the haze of the wildfire smoke.
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The real crime was that fuckin mustache(and the rape).
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Going down 4-1 and immediately cutting away to some asshole with his back to the camera flexing his America 250 jersey.
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Nice!
ALT: Nice!
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
who do these guys think they are, the Mets?
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hey corruption only works when you have a plausible chance of winning.
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I just heard someone invoke “Platner Stans”. Those aren’t a thing, right? Mediocre white guys with moustaches that *don’t* rape are dime a dozen.
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
with no respect whatsoever he ded
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Soooo I’m guessing my UK colleagues won’t be available tomorrow.
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Absurd decision(I love it).
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Current mood
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Pam Beesley: I'm Full-On Corrupt
ALT: Pam Beesley: I'm Full-On Corrupt
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I’d say it’s time to put the fucking bus in drive, Paraguay- but I don’t think the bus even has that capability.
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Absolutely no justice that one of Egypt-Australia advanced and Cabo Verde goes home.
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cabo Verde you are out your damn mind and I love you.
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Looking good, guys
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Contrary to what this fit may say I’m not an undercover going to Pride I just have a regularly scheduled bowling commitment in Manhattan.
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I also fell asleep while Algeria was dicking around in the midfield so hard to blame Austria there.
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quatrocat @quatrocat.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Is there a better New York feeling than finally passing someone on the sidewalk for good and knowing you’ll never have to walk behind that specific moron again?
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