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Lamont Cranston

@quasipox.bsky.social
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Man about town… He/him

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Lamont Cranston @quasipox.bsky.social · 2h
“So the ends justify the leans..”
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Lamont Cranston @quasipox.bsky.social · 9h
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Adele's Funny 'This Don’t Add Up' Face
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Lamont Cranston @quasipox.bsky.social · 9h
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Jay Sherman on 2020: It Stinks!
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sherry if you're not afraid to eat the Hal laboratory Inc dog eggs
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Lamont Cranston @quasipox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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See You In My Dreams Intense Stare
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 25/156 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Lamont Cranston @quasipox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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🎴 高 | irene koh 🎴 @koh.money · 23/09/2026
happy visibility day to my fellow bisexuals
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Lamont Cranston @quasipox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Zach Galifianakis: Thank You
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this
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Lamont Cranston @quasipox.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Attention @robzacny.bsky.social
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Lamont Cranston @quasipox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“Your password isn’t strong enough!” Me: “Fuck it:
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Lamont Cranston @quasipox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/s... Time to shoot your shot @grubb.wtf
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From the StarWars community on Reddit: [Crosspost] Hola reddit! It's Diego Luna. AMA!
Explore this post and more from the StarWars community
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Lamont Cranston @quasipox.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What does the science say @jeffgerstmann.com ?
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Lamont Cranston @quasipox.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social lol Rhodesia mentioned
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Lamont Cranston @quasipox.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Lamont Cranston @quasipox.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Disappointed Gaze
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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Lamont Cranston @quasipox.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Kevin Malone: That's What I'm Talking About
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taby 🏳️‍⚧️ @tabymeow.afrolatinsky.app · 03/09/2026
i whish all trans women a very money
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Lamont Cranston @quasipox.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Everybody’s 12 theory staying undefeated
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Lamont Cranston @quasipox.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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J. Jonah Jameson Laughs, Asks 'You Serious?'
ALT: J. Jonah Jameson Laughs, Asks 'You Serious?'
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Lamont Cranston @quasipox.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Goddamnit. I was really looking forward to this
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Hank Hill is Going to Vomit
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Lamont Cranston @quasipox.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Lamont Cranston @quasipox.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Lamont Cranston @quasipox.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Oh, Fuck Off - Man's Reaction
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Lamont Cranston @quasipox.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP to an amazing actor and person.
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Tim Curry Space
ALT: Tim Curry Space
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Lamont Cranston @quasipox.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Thankfully the last thing I played was MLB The Show. Guess I’m going to all the ballparks (digitally)
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Sprouts 🌱 @ ASC @coolartcorner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Life just be that way all the time 🙃
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JessEviltelli @mamavitelli.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You ever just
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Lamont Cranston @quasipox.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Lamont Cranston @quasipox.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“Yea I know Leni Riefenstahl is a Nazi propagandist, but I just love her early work” ass vibes
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Lamont Cranston @quasipox.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I feel like this is a preview of @danryckert.com getting revenge on @grubb.wtf
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Lamont Cranston @quasipox.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If I’ve learned anything from @johnromero.bsky.social , it’s this.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/08/2026
“According to our trials, squinting your eyes and dramatically stating, ‘Hey dickbreath, suck on this,’ produced a dramatic surge in overall ballistic capacity,” said the study’s lead author
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Study: Explosive Power Of Rocket Launcher Increased 35% By Shouting 'Suck On This'
BALTIMORE—Calling the study’s findings “revolutionary” for anyone currently staring down a henchman or terrorist, a study from Johns Hopkins University published Thursday found that the explosive powe...
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Lamont Cranston @quasipox.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I’ve literally dropped like three different podcasts for a host going “I ran this through Claude/ChatGPT/etc.
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Lamont Cranston @quasipox.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
He sounds like a leather boot trying to talk.
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Lamont Cranston @quasipox.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
These sycophantic fucks continue to pal around with literal, avowed bigots and morons. Fucking worthless pricks
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Lamont Cranston @quasipox.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
That’s one of the reasons I love @smitegame.bsky.social . Most of the gods/goddesses I was already aware of, but just by a bit of reading and seeing the kits (which pull from their mythology) I’ve learned so much outside of the classic Norse/Greek/Egyptian pantheons.
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Lamont Cranston @quasipox.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Lt. Dangle from Reno 911 in his short shorts uniform and white cowboy boots, new boot goofin scene, he's doing bigfoot pose looking at camera. Added text reads

LOOK WHAT

BLUE STATE DUMOCRATS

Have done to Our MEN in uniform

Share if your MAD
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𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
𝚂𝙾 𝙵𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙷. 𝚂𝙾 𝙲𝙻𝙴𝙰𝙽.
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Lamont Cranston @quasipox.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Patrick Star: Well I Love You
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
what month were you born in based on your birth month?
january: january
february: february
march: march
april: april
may: may
june: june
july: july
august: august
september: september
october: october
november: november
december: december
pokemon rumble spheal is next to the text
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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
i think if you're getting kicked out of a race because you raped someone then probably we don't want much to do with your "values" anymore
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Lamont Cranston @quasipox.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
See what happens when you don’t show up on @headintheoffice.bsky.social
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Lamont Cranston @quasipox.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
lol and might I add, lmao even
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Lamont Cranston @quasipox.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
You know @jeffgerstmann.com , you’re right. You need that compression to get that authentic StarFox feel
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