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Quark Bee @quarkbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

the German for "bra" is "BH" which is short for "Büstenhalter" ("bust holder") if you're 100 years old, or "Busenhalter" ("boob holder") if you're not also the German for "nipple" is "Brustwarze" which literally means "breast wart" you're welcome

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

when ai leaves u behind

7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2:
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4:
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6:
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy.
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”

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Quark Bee @quarkbee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The more I learn about Silicon Valley the more I find myself rooting for the San Andreas Fault.

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Quark Bee @quarkbee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

On this day in 1714, Barcelona fell to the Bourbons after 14 months of brutal siege, betrayed by the dastardly British. On this day in 1973, the USA supported a military coup in Chile that killed Salvador Allende, its democratically elected leader, installing a brutal dictatorship.

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Quark Bee @quarkbee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

On today's sombre day for Norway you should know that the King they're mourning, to them, shall forever be known as "Kong Harald" and I think that is beautiful.

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Quark Bee @quarkbee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Glasgow showing us how it's done.

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Garry @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚

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Quark Bee @quarkbee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Regular reminder that the literal United Nations Headquarters are located in New York City.

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Quark Bee @quarkbee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dolly Parton's kindness and humanity sparkled brighter than her million rhinestones.

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Quark Bee @quarkbee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Optimist: the glass is half full Pessimist: the glass is half empty AI Firm: the tap water in your glass is now a sludgy brown and it's also flammable - swallow it or be left behind by the Future, you pathetic worm

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Quark Bee @quarkbee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Listen. My explosive diarrhoea is from 💯 certified organic cryptosporidium only. I don't want my pathogens to be doused in pesticides and chemical fertilizers.

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Quark Bee @quarkbee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

An elasmobranch goes foraging.

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Quark Bee @quarkbee.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

The biggest single source of primary microplastics in the environment, by FAR, is car tyres.

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Quark Bee @quarkbee.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

How long until Sir Keir takes on a lucrative role as human rights advisor to the Saudi-funded Kushner-Blair Board of Peace?

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Quark Bee @quarkbee.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

ink splotches all over my hands quill issue

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Quark Bee @quarkbee.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Just went to the pharmacy to pick up my Salbutamol inhaler and do you know what I had to pay for the thing? FORTY NINE EUROPEAN CENTS. The consultation with the doctor who prescribed it for me cost nothing. I GLADLY pay taxes to support public healthcare and will defend it until my dying breath.

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Quark Bee @quarkbee.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Brandon, Brenda, Kelly, Dylan, Donna and Steve

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Quark Bee @quarkbee.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

"I asked ChatGPT" yeah well I asked your mum

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Quark Bee @quarkbee.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

looking at the UK local election results lowkey has me rooting for the hantavirus

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Quark Bee @quarkbee.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Top 15 tv shows ever, gut instinct only: Buffy the Vampire Slayer The Good Place Derry Girls Fawlty Towers Die Sendung mit der Maus Pan Tau Sesame Street Star Trek Voyager Star Trek DS 9 Don't trust the B in Apt 23 The Pitt The Golden Girls ALF Chernobyl Coronation Street

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Quark Bee @quarkbee.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

The sudden sensation that you've been in this same sticky situation before: The French call it déjà glue.

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Quark Bee @quarkbee.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

fuckety bye, Sora may your demise bankrupt the right dipshits may wildflowers and gloriously weird human made art thrive in your place

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Quark Bee @quarkbee.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

@olivia.science how does one respond constructively, without expletives, to someone simulating humans in ChatGPT to "develop better policy options for justice and sustainability"? (Janne M. Korhonen in case he blocks me. Wouldn't even blame him, my responses seem unhinged. Men like him trigger me.)

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Quark Bee @quarkbee.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

@sarahkendzior.bsky.social wrote that the phrase "nobody saw it coming" tells you who the speaker considers to be "nobody" Because plenty of "nobodies" DID see it coming: feminists, black people, disabled activists, environmental justice activists, indigenous people, trans and other queer people...

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Quark Bee @quarkbee.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

What is happening? So many accounts are getting axed for no good reason. Bring back Link, bring back Sarah.

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Quark Bee @quarkbee.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

after careful consideration and deep reflection I have come to the nuanced opinion that ChatGPT sucks donkey butt

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Quark Bee @quarkbee.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Hard disagree. Children and adults can and do enjoy a lot of the same things. What we *do* need to get better about casting off, though, is stuff that upon reflection is actually pure shit. Like stories where a girl gets ridiculed for wanting to abolish slavery and the hero ends up being chief cop

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Quark Bee @quarkbee.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

bring back Jessie Gender you dipshits

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Quark Bee @quarkbee.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

PSA from Spain: Keep your power banks charged, people. And keep some drinking water around. An analog radio *with charged batteries* won't hurt, either.

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Quark Bee @quarkbee.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

As a bone fide biologist, let me say that the UK High Court has just demonstrated that it doesn't know *fuck* about human biology. Or what the word "biological" even means. Also, I kinda wish I *weren't* a biologist, because if I was a rocket scientist, I could fire JK Rowling into the fucking sun

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Quark Bee @quarkbee.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Fighting off Alishabots like Buffy fighting off the Knights of Byzantium from inside that clapped out old Winnebago in Season 5

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Quark Bee @quarkbee.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

don't fuck this up, America

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