korben dallas (michael garibaldi) 🪄🐇🍷
@quantum-steep.bsky.social
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south philly • they/them • 38 • ?? science fiction • knitting? • genius (forgetful) im on a mission to watch every spaceship show (currently: seaquest dsv, babylon 5, ST:TOS, doctor who) legal: everything i post here is a joke (sadly i am not funny)
![Sarah Huckabee Sanders is an idiot.
Her first act in office was to ban the word "Latinx" on official state government documents.
"Latinx" has never been on official state government documents. Ever.
She also banned CRT in the public schools. Never mind it's a college level thing and not taught in schools.
Of course she banned "drag queen story hour" which, of course, we never had in this state.
Oh, and she's in favor of relaxing child labor laws, too.
[in case you have these words muted: trump government us conservatives crt latinx child labor people who are really dumb]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eluydoge6f54l724o3iihssb/bafkreiedz64maf4rps4jaqba2j36jkj3txp5omylcch2qxwi4bz4vpw2wy)
![FINDSTR [/B] [/E] [/L] [/R] [/S] [/I] [/X] [/V] [/N] [/M] [/O] [/P] [/F:file]
[/C:string] [/G:file] [/D:dir list] [/A:color attributes] [/OFF[LINE]]
strings [[drive:][path]filename[ ...]]
/B Matches pattern if at the beginning of a line.
/E Matches pattern if at the end of a line.
/L Uses search strings literally.
/R Uses search strings as regular expressions.
/S Searches for matching files in the current directory and all
subdirectories.
/I Specifies that the search is not to be case-sensitive.
/X Prints lines that match exactly.
/V Prints only lines that do not contain a match.
/N Prints the line number before each line that matches.
/M Prints only the filename if a file contains a match.
/O Prints character offset before each matching line.
/P Skip files with non-printable characters.
/OFF[LINE] Do not skip files with offline attribute set.
/A:attr Specifies color attribute with two hex digits. See "color /?"
/F:file Reads file list from the specified file(/ stands for console).
/C:string Uses specified string as a literal search string.
/G:file Gets search strings from the specified file(/ stands for console).
/D:dir Search a semicolon delimited list of directories
strings Text to be searched for.
[drive:][path]filename
Specifies a file or files to search.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eluydoge6f54l724o3iihssb/bafkreigac4v5dxbys573wec24x23z26gnd7cjfgooobfbqwfk4kcuj4jai)
![[over an image of a very tall and skinny/gangly version of the philly phanatic, a furry green creature]
therapist: slender phanatic isn't real. they can't hurt you.
slender phanatic:
"STEAL HOME PLATE AND BUILD MY CHURCH UPON IT."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eluydoge6f54l724o3iihssb/bafkreid3csgoytmc55hvsrjkxihx3euv45oj26vrkadcjite2qpvaov42q)
![the quoted user in the post above (i do not want to tag them) saying "blue sky[sic] is just as toxic as X."
they have also been picked up by the transphobia filter](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eluydoge6f54l724o3iihssb/bafkreifze22byjskydbay5f4pyknhshvw6t62v7mm6iah3ovq5ilq6asqq)
![themysteriousmurasamecastle
[image of a seagull]
(b) Die randomly
this pic from my biology textbook is way funnier than it needs to be
jizz-erbreadhouses
I hate being a bio major bc I know exactly what this stupid picture is referring to
myothertardisisonthemun
do tell
jizz-erbreadhouses
there are these things called survivorship curves and there are three types Type I (shown in red) Type II (blue) and Type III (green) They're created by looking at birth and death rates of a given species and the curve shows at what point in time an organism of a specific species will die. For example, humans have a fairly low infant mortality and if you make it to around age 16 you'll probably survive until you're around 75 unless there's an accident or you have some undetected disease that would cause you to die early. Type III are plants, fish, and other marine animals that have a very low chance of survival at birth but if they make it past infancy they will likely live to their life expectancy. Type II are birds, small lizards and mammals and they really just die randomly.
[chart showing the life trajectory of these three categories]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eluydoge6f54l724o3iihssb/bafkreicvpepm236mx4uzuhhqtbee7ihrzgkebmb7qckjk43ik7v33mh52e)
