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BigWeirdLonelySnakeGuy

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BigWeirdLonelySnakeGuy @quadruplejane.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
These adorable fucking angles people find I swear to Satan its Neverending cuteness possibilities
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Eveeka @eveeka.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Mission: It's Chaz's Funeral It's been a while since that short dropped, but I hope you're up for a little comic related to it :3 #HelluvaBoss #Blitzø #Blitz #Blitzo #Stolas #StolasGoetia #Stolitz #Loona #LoonaHelluvaBoss
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BigWeirdLonelySnakeGuy @quadruplejane.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Blitzø before and after m&m mini is born:
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Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Loser babies (affectionate 💕)
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BigWeirdLonelySnakeGuy @quadruplejane.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"WE ARE BOYFRI3NDS"
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BigWeirdLonelySnakeGuy @quadruplejane.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Post your favorite Disney Princess. Wrong answers only.
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🔞Kay 🍑 "SPOILERS" edition @helluvabutt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm sure somebodies written it, but I need Blitz building up to dropping the L word, only for Stolas to gently reject him because he's not in the right mental space. And Blitz tries to play it off, lets Stolas know it's fine, he can take his time. As the days pass though, he's spiralling, hard.
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SilentKisses @vermontkisskiss.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Bad boys Well I cant wait for the new episode #IMP #HelluvaBoss #HB #Blitz #Moxxie
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BigWeirdLonelySnakeGuy @quadruplejane.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
See also:
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BigWeirdLonelySnakeGuy @quadruplejane.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
She was known as Hanibelle Lector when she was alive.
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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Fizzmodeus but they excitedly collect gossip from Blitzø and Stolas and then do sexy roleplays based on stolitz’s worst miscommunication disasters
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BigWeirdLonelySnakeGuy @quadruplejane.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
🎶 HE LOOKS UP GRINNING LIKE A DEVIL 🎶 Cuz waiting for S3 has been a 🎵Cruel Summer. #helluvaswiftie #helluvaboss
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BigWeirdLonelySnakeGuy @quadruplejane.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Do you think Millie knowingly doesn't correct the barista on Moxxie and Loona's names just so Blitz can feel a little validated that his name is the only one spelled right?
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BigWeirdLonelySnakeGuy @quadruplejane.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I think it would be great if they have twins and name them "Miffie" and "Mizo" after the clinical nicknames for the abortion pills.
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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
this was supposed to be for the #stolitz week prompt: too hot to handle 😎 that's one way to have some fun in the water!
Stolas is seated in an inflatable kiddie pool. He looks unsure as he says, "I must say, Blitz, this is quite a em... creative way to enjoy the water."

Blitz is stepping into the pool with him as he replies, "Yeahhh it's no fancy-ass pool..." He crowds in closer to Stolas, lifting the bird's leg as he crawls between his thighs. "But I figured your thirsty ass wouldn't pass up the chance to see MY ass squeeze into this tight little number." 

Stolas' beak digs into his bottom lip. Then he replies, "My, you know me so well~"

They're about to start making out sloppy style when they're rudely interrupted by a loud, "AHEM."

A Karen fish lady is there with her child on a leash. She complains, "This is a PUBLIC PARK. There are CHILDREN here, you filthy degenerates!" as she tries to cover her child's eyes. The child looks unbothered.

Blitz and Stolas wear twin expressions of irritation. Blitz yells, "FUCK OFF, snatch, we ARE the public!"
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AngelofHapiness @angelofhapiness.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I was bored at work and i had a blank piece of paper in my hand, so I kept myself busy with my four colors pen :) #HelluvaBoss #Blitzø
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🌸Danidraws🌸🔞 @danidraws666.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Blitz: "Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?" Stolas: "What the fuck did you just ask me?"
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AngelofHapiness @angelofhapiness.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Comfort cuddles done :3 Hope you like it ^^ #HelluvaBoss #Stolitz
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BigWeirdLonelySnakeGuy @quadruplejane.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I camt decide if I want this visceral reaction to be a result of seeing Stolitz in public together or Octavia crossing over to her fathers' side.
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BigWeirdLonelySnakeGuy @quadruplejane.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Could not agree more.
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Mayo @butteredmayo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Stolas and Vassago as teenagers #helluvaboss #stolas #vassago #stolassago
Teenage Stolas and Vassago are both standing next to each other in the rain. Stolas is glaring, while Vassago is drinking the raindrops.
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BigWeirdLonelySnakeGuy @quadruplejane.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
His foot popped!
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_ @haramibara.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
#Stolitz
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Akrost @akrost1.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
windy day 🏖️ #Octavia
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AngelofHapiness @angelofhapiness.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
One more lovely pik of them being a cute couple :3 #HelluvaBoss #Stolitz
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Eve Wong 💫 NOT SPOILER FREE @barnowlhowl.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"real fast" flashback please
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The Bike Seat Inhaling Chazzy’s Sweaty Bootycheeks 🏍️🦈💦🍑 @lexipop398.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I still think about Blitzø’s line in Exes and Oohs when Crimson calls him: “Oh, you want us killing someone in Hell. 'Cause I got to tell ya, that ain't exactly our business no more.” No more. Are we ever gonna see how I.M.P operated before Blitzø got the book & access to Earth? #HelluvaBoss
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ソマ @so3ma-dest5f.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
「チェリーが私とお揃い‼‼💕💕💕」 🐍🍒 #Cherrisnake #HazbinHotelfanart #HazbinHotel
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X92🔞💖💜💙🏳️‍🌈 | LOONA SIMP 🌙| 🎃| BEWARE OF HB SPOILERS @x92.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Not even a grumpy girl can resist cake~ more Loona in Wonderland by @theabbeyroadie.bsky.social #helluvaboss #helluvabossfanart #aliceinwonderland #loona #fizzozzie #asmodeus #fizzarolli #helluvabossasmodeus #helluvabossloona #helluvabossozzie #helluvabossfizz #helluvabossfizzarolli #furry #disney
Mad Hatter Asmodeus and March Hare Fizzarolli (the Lust Hatter and the March Fizz) surprise Loona (in the role of Alice) with an unbirthday celebration, including a giant frosted birthday cake.
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Fizz: A very merry unbirthday~ (singing)
Loona: For me?
Fizz: For yooooou!!!~ (singing)
Ozzie: Now blow the candle out, kiddo, and make your wish come true~! Seriously, the wax is starting to drip…
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One week ago was the 164th anniversary of when Lewis Carrol originally told the story during a boating trip on the River Thames.

Two weeks from now will be the 75th anniversary of Walt Disney's classic 1951 animated version of Alice in Wonderland.

Today is technically the unbirthday anniversary then xD
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⚸StarryOwl♆ - CEO of Octavia's Defense Squad @gothchik17.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
She has done literally not a single god damn wrong thing, all she did was be sad, and have fears of abandonment
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BigWeirdLonelySnakeGuy @quadruplejane.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Squidward Lick: Gagging Scene
ALT: Squidward Lick: Gagging Scene
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BigWeirdLonelySnakeGuy @quadruplejane.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Sweet babies
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BigWeirdLonelySnakeGuy @quadruplejane.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
#inuyasha
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Syna_art @synart.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I have so much fun drawing the characters as their voice actors, with their same expressions and clothes. Thank you for giving us these magical moments✨️ #hazbinhotel #charliemorningstar #blitzo #helluvaboss #brandonrogers #erikahenningsen #hazbinhotelva #hellaverse #fanart
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Miles Pen @ #hbspoilers @militarypenguin.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Four different images of Millie from Helluva Boss with text reading:

it's ok to ask for help
you're not a burden
murder is okay
your feelings matter
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🌠🦉Beaky~💜🤍🩶🖤 @beakysbigtop.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Them 🤭 #Stolitz
Stolas and Blitzø's back arch with the text "Summer Ass"
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ソマ @so3ma-dest5f.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
🍒の🐍抱き枕の使い方 🐍と口論した時はサンドバッグにもなる #HazbinHotelfanart #Cherrisnake
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BigWeirdLonelySnakeGuy @quadruplejane.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I need this as an extra large pin set plz 😍😍😍
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BigWeirdLonelySnakeGuy @quadruplejane.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
They're gonna go one double dates now, where Mills and Blitzø go smashing and killing stuff while Stols and Mox do puzzles and listen to showtunes nearby.
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BigWeirdLonelySnakeGuy @quadruplejane.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
WHY would you put this in my brain when I need to sleep?? ;A;
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BigWeirdLonelySnakeGuy @quadruplejane.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This stray cat asks this boy with his paw if he's trustworthy. When he feels safe, he lies down on his lap. Original post
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BigWeirdLonelySnakeGuy @quadruplejane.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This. This will be when he blurts something like, "Hands off my boyfriend, you shit covered waste of cum!!!" and suddenly Stolas is helplessly swooning with heart eyes.
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🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I’m okay with plot in movies but only if it advances the sex scenes
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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
belated piece for #stolitz week: jealousy 😈
Stolas is sitting at the office desk, mug of tea in hand, his expression cold and unimpressed as he watches an imp interact with Blitz. The imp says, "I saw you on TV! You were INCREDIBLE!"

Blitz is basking in the praise a bit. He replies, "Oh, yeah? Well I— I guess the camera HAS always loved me..."

The other imp asks, "Are you hiring? PLEASE tell me there's an opening?" He rests his hand on Blitz's chest and Stolas' vision is LOCKED IN on the motion. 

Stolas is gripping the mug tight in his hand as he watches, his eye twitching. The imp says, "I'll do ANY position!" and Stolas sees red, accidentally crushing the mug in his hand.

Stolas looks over at his hand, now bleeding and with pieces of ceramic cutting into his skin. He says, "Ow..."

The small cry of pain gets Blitz's attention and he whips his head around, yelling out a dramatic, "STOLAS!"

Blitz rushes to Stolas' side to bandage his wound. Stolas looks embarrassed and says, "Ah... How clumsy of me."

Blitz insists, "It's not your fault!" with a sweet, concerned expression. Then he turns around, angry as he shouts, "DAMMIT MOXXIE! I told you not to fucking buy those cheap-ass mugs!!"

Blitz kisses Stolas' bandaged hand and asks, "Better?"

Stolas replies, "Very much so." His grin is smug as he looks towards the other imp, who now looks awkwardly out of place.
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✨madi @starheartt.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Long time no see, partner (1/2) #hazbinhotel #baxtious #sirpentious #baxter
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Jess @kiaxian2.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Happy #HellaPride2026 to @dewdrop-365.bsky.social! Pls enjoy this Pride Parade AU where Stolitz fall in love (and probably bone) at first sight, because it’s THEM, of course 💕 Thank you to @helluvaexchanges.bsky.social for hosting the event! Hope everyone is having a great Pride!! 🩷 💜 💙
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BigWeirdLonelySnakeGuy @quadruplejane.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
If this storm nonsense is gonna show up in the #helluvaboss feed it should really have more tact. This is extremely triggering and I'm pretty sure it's a hate crime. ⛈️🤬✖️ #blitzo #theoissilentbitch
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