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Quantum Computer Janitor

@qcj.bsky.social
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Former condensed-matter troglodyte

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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 1h
I mean they're all (Morgoth and the other Valar) just demiurges, in the very literal sense. They all come down to Arda and Eru is like "Now get working! Make the world!"
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The second student started to protest that "cromulent" wasn't a word, but then googled it. Seeing a dictionary definition, he let it go figuring it was just a word he didn't know, and couldn't understand why I started lauging
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yesterday while teaching, a student wrote a number on the board in nonstandard scientific notation (eg 123 x 10^5 rather than 1.23 x 10^7). Another student complained about this, and I said that the first student's notation was "perfectly cromulent".
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
quirky 2000's indie rock sensation The Flight of the Noldor
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Uh oh, looks like we have some vectors in this problem! You should draw a free body diagram!
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Incredible statement on the lyrics genius page for Powderfinger
The exact nature of the boat is not revealed directly. The white boat likely was not engaged in civil police action since it initiated engagement with the “first shot”. What is clear is that the song’s protagonist was defending his family’s land against a gunboat coming up the river.
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"I'm kind of like if one of those guys you got in the back who was grinding QFT calculations for 5 years spent that time getting an HVAC certificate instead"
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“You know they are always looking for people with physics backgrounds!” Yeah I’d heard
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
At a back to school event the other day a parent suggested I should consider working in finance because I was able to explain the concept of thick tails to his kid
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Fuggetaboutit
Dialect map showing the highest similarity to New Jersey
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
🤓: "Actually it is fine that google maps changed the name of Lake Ontario, they are just ingesting that from a government api!" Perhaps they should consider not doing that anymore
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Daily McMaster-Carr [UNOFFICIAL] @mcmasterdaily-mirr.selfhosted.social · 28/08/2026
Granite Surface Plate Toolroom Grade B, 18" x 12" x 3" When you absolutely need NIST traceable pizza
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Jesus, JC, that was Agent Navarre. She was out of line there, about the execution, but -- Oh my God. Manderley will have you shot. We have to erase the log files. I don't like this, but I'll protect you this time. I guess you have to stand up for what you believe.
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
But wait: there's more!
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
👀
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Well look who we have here
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Can't wait to find out what the new thing is in 2 weeks
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
That song drives me insane, there were a bunch of kids at work that were obsessed with it
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Give the people what they want
Jesus aura farming on the cover of The Manga Bible
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
just discourse bsky.app/profile/fake...
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
(Charlton Heston voice) From my cold dead hands
ublock origin logo
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/meo....
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I feel the need to make an important distinction here given brando sando being mentioned in the original image imgflip.com/i/aydifq
imgflip.com
Geordi Drake
An image tagged geordi drake
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
While I’m on the subject, I think it was really irresponsible for Emily Wilson to put all those quotes from the necronomicon in her review and drive all those people insane. I assume that’s what she did anyway, I’m not risking it by reading it myself
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Enjoyed The Odyssey. It’s about as subtle as a hammer, but it is nice to see a movie that doesn’t look like it was shot on the holodeck. Robert Pattinson was pretty great as a villain too
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Me after eating the mushroom that makes you see little people everywhere
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Making peace with foreclosing on my dream of winning a Field's Medal
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Indeed, I've been practicing with gouache
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Been seeing them around again lately
Painting of a spotted lantern fly nymph
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Why is Joan's org named after the head of the NKVD
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Morrowind-ass forecast
Forecast predicting smoke for the next few days
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Also romulans should count as elves
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I'm sure I'm not the first person to notice this but its wild how sagas allow for plot beats of movies/tv/etc to be adapted as cards. That's kind of how they were use originally but it wasn't as weird when they were referring to plot points in the MTG story instead of DS9 episodes
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Looking at the Star Trek MTG previews
Data exclaims "Yes, I hate this! It is revolting!
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 10/07/2026
LT. CMDR LAFORGE: computer. how much head are my friends getting
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
George de Hevesy as the Nazis are invading Copenhagen:
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
seems cruel to make the french go to philadelphia. “je voudrais un steak au fromage” okay buddy
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
(serj tarkian singing/shouting) THERES GONNA BE A SCHISM THERES GONNA BE A SCHISM THERES GONNA BE A SCHISM FOR YOU AND ME TO POST IN
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Lmao I misread the price tag at the supermarket and ended up buying $20 worth of cherries
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
@qcj.bsky.social marked safe from being pwned in the AUR malicious package incident
Facebook "Marked Safe From" flag
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
donald trump rn youtu.be/sZZUMjoxfZA?...
youtu.be
mahvel baybee!
YouTube video by Gabby Jay
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in an older earth looking home with some antiquey lamps in the background and a bookcase. From the center, sitting with hands on lamp looking wistfully down as if lost and thought is Dr Beverly Crusher. She's in her blue uniform which here looks teal but we know. It's blue. There's another standing near her but mostly off camera. Closed caption reads, "Nana always kept it lit."
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
lmao at Canvas
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
People are constantly trying to talk to me about this movie
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
anyway i'll call this shot now: we're due for a schism! American Catholics and especially the hardcore converts are so downstream of American Protestantism's obliviated success that they covet the things Protestantism arose in reaction to (military involvement, enmeshments with earthly power, etc)
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Aoḋán Ó Conġaile @tinydonkey.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Alex Trebek, the host of jeopardy
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Theorizing about the guy I drove behind this morning with the “ass, gas, or grass” and thin blue line bumper stickers
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Quantum Computer Janitor @qcj.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
It's probably one of the most important pieces of equipment for experimental physics. I would for sure pick one up for school if they weren't like $5000 used
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