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One of a kind collectible. Part-time attention whore. 📍North Shore, Mass. 🧑‍💻 The Sexistentialist: open.substack.com/pub/sexistentiali…

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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 13m
While you here, you can read my latest piece here 😈 sexistentialist.substack.com/p/the-renova...
sexistentialist.substack.com
The Renovation Daddies
Come in. Mind the exposed joists. Hard hats required. This is a sex diary. Entry twenty-nine
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Democrats @democrats.org · 30m
HUGE: President Obama has endorsed Abdul El-Sayed. “This country belongs to all of us. Not just the wealthy or well-connected—everyone. That idea is under attack, and Michigan is where we fight back. That’s why I’m asking you to support Abdul El-Sayed for U.S. Senate.”
President Obama is shown on the left, smiling in a suit. On the right, Abdul El-Sayed is wearing a black shirt and smiling at the camera. Text below reads: "Michigan Senate update: President Obama endorses Abdul El-Sayed for U.S. Senate in Michigan."
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 21m
I know i was trying to be funny 😭
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 3h
Writing day ✍️
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 3h
Are you a white woman instagram now? ^^
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 3h
Yup
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The un-professionnalisation of anything is a loss for everyone involved
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
😑
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Non pas encore
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bought a print of my friend's painting. So talented 😍
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
For real
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Congrats! Such a cute place!
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
She's gonna stuuuuuuuunin'
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Solo margarita with the baby because I have no friends 😂
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There's an ointment for that though
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Have we ever fucked in the back of a van?” G asks right as the light turns green. I honestly think this is the hottest one I've ever written 😈🍑💦
sexistentialist.substack.com
The Renovation Daddies
Come in. Mind the exposed joists. Hard hats required. This is a sex diary. Entry twenty-nine
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wait what's happening with France catching strays
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Any time. Any place. And thrice on Sunday.
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Omg Survivor 😂 I hope that Rob guy never lives it down 😂😂😂
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
But is shea scream queen? She was nominated for 3 Oscars and won for Tammy Faye!
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can't believe I just heard about Chrome Hearts
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jessica Chastain's career really took a nose dive and I wonder why
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bon appétit 😋
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My culture is not your costume Chad
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Somehow it does
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And I'm sure you remember Not Another Teen Movie?
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Imagine that Thanks for Sharing, an innocent, sweet little movie with Gwyneth and Mark Ruffalo became
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Channing Tatum just wanted to stop being a janitor and step it up through the art of dance. Or...
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why explain the concept of benefits when you can just have...
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why bother with Wild Things when you can just call it...
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sometimes I wonder if I'm oversexed because I'm French. Did you know that, in France, US movie titles are often translated by just adding the word sex? Cruel Intentions becomes way more explicit:
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't know how you do it alone honestly. I don't. Superhero
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can't believe I'm sick and solo parenting while my husband is eating tapas and drinking vermut in Sevilla
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well, the Sexistentialist is back tonight and it feels good
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I did enjoy the credits montage explaining Camp Miasma, that was great.
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I... did not like Teenage Sex & Deat at Camp Miasma. Sorry.
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Revolution ✊
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"A cordless phone that actually rings" 😂😂😂
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
💙✨
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I guess i'll have to start doing that
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But she's been doing her nights since week 6 😭
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Like I reheat coffee and instantly forget it in the microwave. I want to the gym this morning when I had a building inspection set. This is getting out of hand
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
For some weird reason Paramount+ is the only service I pay for, with wow+
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's kinda crazy but I think I have mom brain? Like, i keep forgetting when I'm doing, to the point where I flooded the house last week, forgetting the faucet was open.
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Poetry was involved
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died.
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Today I versed hard 🤭🤫
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why are there women stretching in the foreground? It's a commercial break yoga class?
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Aside from the 10/10 kind hunk at the center, I am puzzled by the placement of the colored tile. Feels like a random motif would have been nice than these diagonals idk
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Q. @qalyon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wanted to twin with my daughter but sadly there are no mesh shirts in 6 to @ mo
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