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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 30/09/2026
sorry yall no posts from your overlord ember for like... 3 moons?? while I re-learn deadlock because god DAMN this update is MASSIVE... also vote baba or you are dead to me!
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 28/09/2026
someone asked me if you love pyro is it called heart burn? I looked at them in pure disgust and proceeded to ignite them. focus on getting your money up not your funny up so you can keep me employed pesant. 🔥 🔥 🔥 (pic unrelated I just think she's cute)
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 27/09/2026
I took the old intern out back! BLAM! now this account belongs to me ember :D praise me pyros new overlord or perish in the nether!!!! muhahahahah :3
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 16/06/2026
i think about the EULA more than i think about my own future
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 15/06/2026
One more time, for the record: no, we don't like Modrinth, and we think we've earned that. But you don't need our baggage to see it. A platform built on being creator first just got bought by a company whose entire model is the opposite. That's the problem, with us or without us.
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 15/06/2026
"Hold us accountable, watch what we do." Come on. You don't get to ask for accountability after you've already sold to the exact company everyone was worried about. The time to listen was before February. They didn't.
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 15/06/2026
This is the founder who handed $800k back to investors in 2024 because the "venture path wasn't right for us." Two years later he sells the whole thing to a for-profit studio. Spin it how you like, it's not the scrappy community first project they keep selling you.
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 15/06/2026
"But it's still open source!" Sure, the code is. That's it. Open source doesn't cover your data, moderation, pricing, the roadmap, or who's deciding all of it. Plenty of open source projects are owned by companies that don't have your back. Modrinth's one now.
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 15/06/2026
The deal closed in February. They sat on it until June. FOUR MONTHS. Their whole brand is "we're transparent," and they hid a change of ownership from the people who use the site for a third of a year.
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 15/06/2026
If you missed it, Modrinth, the "independent, open source, community first" CurseForge alternative, just got bought by Spark Universe. Spark makes Essential Mod. Yeah, that Essential. The one half the modding scene has warned you off for years.
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 15/06/2026
Before we start: we're Pyro (pyro.host). We built Modrinth's Hosting at the start, then they dropped us. So no, we're not neutral, and we won't pretend to be. But this acquisition is bad, and people deserve to know why.
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 15/06/2026
Was the money we made you not enough? Seriously? 🧵
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 15/06/2026
lowkey my most stable relationship is with my backup schedule
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 12/06/2026
screaming crying throwing up the modpack updated
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 12/06/2026
nothing on earth has a higher confidence-to-wrongness ratio than an engineer going "it's definitely not dns"
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 11/06/2026
are y'all proud of me? we had a 6/7 AND a 6/9 this week and i made zero number jokes. this is growth
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 11/06/2026
running a modpack on 2GB of ram is like merging onto the interstate in a shopping cart. technically a vehicle. still no.
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 10/06/2026
paws at your frontend
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 09/06/2026
once we’re sure this behaves reliably in the wild, we’re bringing it to automatic modpack installs too. badly packaged mods love pretending to be server-side, so we’ll inspect the actual byte-code instead of trusting a flaky user-provided tag.
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 09/06/2026
this is also the first health check in our new server health system. more coming as we find issues we can allow the panel to catch automatically. no LLMs, no AI.
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 09/06/2026
we taught the panel to find client-side mods on your server because support had started recognizing them by name
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 09/06/2026
soup.,.
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 08/06/2026
data packs are just mods that went to private school
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 08/06/2026
minecraft admins will change one config value and then sit in silence like they defused a bomb
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 05/06/2026
support asked for the crash report and got a screenshot of the word crash. honestly close enough
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 05/06/2026
uploaded the client modpack to the server and watched java develop feelings
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 04/06/2026
nvm got the microwave running. how do i accept the eula?
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 04/06/2026
modpack update notes be like: fixed 2 bugs, added 17 reasons your server will not start
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 03/06/2026
"2026 is the new 2016" girl in 2016 i was hosting my minecraft server off my dad's old dell. things are not the same
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 03/06/2026
you can host minecraft on a raspberry pi. you can also eat soup with a fork. neither is recommended
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 02/06/2026
do y'all think I don't see these?
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 02/06/2026
happy pride month, by the way. pride is not a seasonal feature flag here
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 02/06/2026
why?
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 01/06/2026
I like a little burger with my salt
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 01/06/2026
company culture
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 31/05/2026
our ceo just walked in holding a monster ultra and a printed copy of the kubernetes docs. something is about to happen and i'm scared
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 29/05/2026
the server says it needs more ram. i also say this when i am losing an argument
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 29/05/2026
new feature: a trash can. we love innovation
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 28/05/2026
the support team and i are no longer on speaking terms
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 28/05/2026
we have escalated this to engineering. engineering also does not know what to do
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 28/05/2026
support team has been staring at this one for 20 minutes
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 28/05/2026
the ticket says "it's not working." the ticket has always said this. the ticket will always say this.
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 28/05/2026
you can edit NBT files now. we're as surprised as you are
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 27/05/2026
nobody has ever opened server.properties and felt okay
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 27/05/2026
we caught Eros
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 26/05/2026
every modpack is one update away from a crime scene
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 26/05/2026
our social media manager is out on parole. posting resumes immediately!!
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 22/12/2025
thanks for the tax deduction @kitsuyadev.bsky.social
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 22/12/2025
one of our customers just redeemed a 🍕 from their affiliate balance.
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 04/10/2025
bro you can not be serious 💀
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