Pyro 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @pyro.host · 15hsorry yall no posts from your overlord ember for like... 3 moons?? while I re-learn deadlock because god DAMN this update is MASSIVE... also vote baba or you are dead to me! 031
Pyro 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @pyro.host · 28/09/2026someone asked me if you love pyro is it called heart burn? I looked at them in pure disgust and proceeded to ignite them. focus on getting your money up not your funny up so you can keep me employed pesant. 🔥 🔥 🔥 (pic unrelated I just think she's cute) 010
Pyro 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @pyro.host · 27/09/2026I took the old intern out back! BLAM! now this account belongs to me ember :D praise me pyros new overlord or perish in the nether!!!! muhahahahah :3 110
Pyro 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @pyro.host · 16/06/2026i think about the EULA more than i think about my own future 130
Pyro 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @pyro.host · 15/06/2026lowkey my most stable relationship is with my backup schedule 010
Pyro 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @pyro.host · 12/06/2026nothing on earth has a higher confidence-to-wrongness ratio than an engineer going "it's definitely not dns" 110
Pyro 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @pyro.host · 11/06/2026are y'all proud of me? we had a 6/7 AND a 6/9 this week and i made zero number jokes. this is growth 130
Pyro 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @pyro.host · 11/06/2026running a modpack on 2GB of ram is like merging onto the interstate in a shopping cart. technically a vehicle. still no. 010
Pyro 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @pyro.host · 09/06/2026we taught the panel to find client-side mods on your server because support had started recognizing them by name 241
Pyro 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @pyro.host · 08/06/2026minecraft admins will change one config value and then sit in silence like they defused a bomb 010
Pyro 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @pyro.host · 05/06/2026support asked for the crash report and got a screenshot of the word crash. honestly close enough 041
Pyro 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @pyro.host · 05/06/2026uploaded the client modpack to the server and watched java develop feelings 031
Pyro 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @pyro.host · 04/06/2026modpack update notes be like: fixed 2 bugs, added 17 reasons your server will not start 010
Pyro 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @pyro.host · 03/06/2026"2026 is the new 2016" girl in 2016 i was hosting my minecraft server off my dad's old dell. things are not the same 040
Pyro 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @pyro.host · 03/06/2026you can host minecraft on a raspberry pi. you can also eat soup with a fork. neither is recommended 040
Pyro 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @pyro.host · 02/06/2026happy pride month, by the way. pride is not a seasonal feature flag here 120
Pyro 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @pyro.host · 31/05/2026our ceo just walked in holding a monster ultra and a printed copy of the kubernetes docs. something is about to happen and i'm scared 290
Pyro 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @pyro.host · 29/05/2026the server says it needs more ram. i also say this when i am losing an argument 020
Pyro 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @pyro.host · 28/05/2026we have escalated this to engineering. engineering also does not know what to do 030
Pyro 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @pyro.host · 28/05/2026the ticket says "it's not working." the ticket has always said this. the ticket will always say this. 010
Pyro 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @pyro.host · 26/05/2026our social media manager is out on parole. posting resumes immediately!! 020
Pyro 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @pyro.host · 22/12/2025one of our customers just redeemed a 🍕 from their affiliate balance. 190
Pyro 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @pyro.host · 05/09/2025Pyro is officially partnering with Sun Devil Gaming, the premier ASU esports organization! We’re powering their Minecraft network, giving thousands of students and fans a reliable, high performance space for events and tournaments 🎮🔥 👉 Join the Sun Devil Gaming community: discord.gg/FCYVKQCJzTbuff.lyJoin the Sun Devil Gaming Discord Server!Check out the Sun Devil Gaming community on Discord - hang out with 3653 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat. 111
Pyro 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @pyro.host · 30/08/2025brooo 💀 i pressed the gas and the brake at the same time and my car took a screenshot 1161
Pyro 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @pyro.host · 26/08/2025y'all our social media manager just got caught doing 88 in a 35. he’s in jail now i need ideas 230