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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 15h
sorry yall no posts from your overlord ember for like... 3 moons?? while I re-learn deadlock because god DAMN this update is MASSIVE... also vote baba or you are dead to me!
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 28/09/2026
someone asked me if you love pyro is it called heart burn? I looked at them in pure disgust and proceeded to ignite them. focus on getting your money up not your funny up so you can keep me employed pesant. 🔥 🔥 🔥 (pic unrelated I just think she's cute)
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 27/09/2026
I took the old intern out back! BLAM! now this account belongs to me ember :D praise me pyros new overlord or perish in the nether!!!! muhahahahah :3
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 16/06/2026
i think about the EULA more than i think about my own future
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 15/06/2026
Was the money we made you not enough? Seriously? 🧵
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 15/06/2026
lowkey my most stable relationship is with my backup schedule
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 12/06/2026
screaming crying throwing up the modpack updated
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 12/06/2026
nothing on earth has a higher confidence-to-wrongness ratio than an engineer going "it's definitely not dns"
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 11/06/2026
are y'all proud of me? we had a 6/7 AND a 6/9 this week and i made zero number jokes. this is growth
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 11/06/2026
running a modpack on 2GB of ram is like merging onto the interstate in a shopping cart. technically a vehicle. still no.
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 10/06/2026
paws at your frontend
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 09/06/2026
we taught the panel to find client-side mods on your server because support had started recognizing them by name
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 09/06/2026
soup.,.
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 08/06/2026
data packs are just mods that went to private school
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 08/06/2026
minecraft admins will change one config value and then sit in silence like they defused a bomb
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 05/06/2026
support asked for the crash report and got a screenshot of the word crash. honestly close enough
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 05/06/2026
uploaded the client modpack to the server and watched java develop feelings
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 04/06/2026
nvm got the microwave running. how do i accept the eula?
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 04/06/2026
modpack update notes be like: fixed 2 bugs, added 17 reasons your server will not start
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 03/06/2026
"2026 is the new 2016" girl in 2016 i was hosting my minecraft server off my dad's old dell. things are not the same
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 03/06/2026
you can host minecraft on a raspberry pi. you can also eat soup with a fork. neither is recommended
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 02/06/2026
do y'all think I don't see these?
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 02/06/2026
happy pride month, by the way. pride is not a seasonal feature flag here
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 02/06/2026
why?
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 01/06/2026
I like a little burger with my salt
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 01/06/2026
company culture
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 31/05/2026
our ceo just walked in holding a monster ultra and a printed copy of the kubernetes docs. something is about to happen and i'm scared
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 29/05/2026
the server says it needs more ram. i also say this when i am losing an argument
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 29/05/2026
new feature: a trash can. we love innovation
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 28/05/2026
the support team and i are no longer on speaking terms
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 28/05/2026
we have escalated this to engineering. engineering also does not know what to do
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 28/05/2026
support team has been staring at this one for 20 minutes
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 28/05/2026
the ticket says "it's not working." the ticket has always said this. the ticket will always say this.
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 28/05/2026
you can edit NBT files now. we're as surprised as you are
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 27/05/2026
nobody has ever opened server.properties and felt okay
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 27/05/2026
we caught Eros
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 26/05/2026
every modpack is one update away from a crime scene
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 26/05/2026
our social media manager is out on parole. posting resumes immediately!!
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 22/12/2025
one of our customers just redeemed a 🍕 from their affiliate balance.
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 04/10/2025
bro you can not be serious 💀
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 14/09/2025
pyro labs in a nutshell
An illustration of an electronics experiment setup on a grid-patterned surface. A capacitor is connected to a breadboard with red and black alligator clip wires leading to a digital power supply showing “30.0V, 0.00A.” In front of the power supply, three anime-style schoolgirls are depicted at a miniature scale, hiding behind sandbags. One of them is pushing the power button with a stick, while another films with a smartphone on a tripod.

Credit: Artwork by [@shapoco](https://twitter.com/shapoco)
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 05/09/2025
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 05/09/2025
I'm feeling devilish
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 01/09/2025
sorry guys our servers are down :(
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 30/08/2025
anyone have any servers to host
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 30/08/2025
brooo 💀 i pressed the gas and the brake at the same time and my car took a screenshot
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 28/08/2025
WE'RE RUNNING A FLASH SALE FOR NEW CUSTOMERS ⚡ 🧵
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 28/08/2025
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 27/08/2025
moving rn. how we feel bout the cables
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Pyro 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pyro.host · 26/08/2025
y'all our social media manager just got caught doing 88 in a 35. he’s in jail now i need ideas
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