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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 1h

my wife keeps trying to get me to watch this show called The Asian Doctors of George Penis

HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

the weight of those feelings is why I’m quick to reconciliation with most most people. especially the suddenness that death can come. it sounds flippant I think to people not touched by it, or who feel no moral weight from it, but it’s sobering

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I like you a whole bunch too. my little witch of moss and moth

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I do sadly and it causes eyes on me which then often decide this was in error but also my fault lol

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

they should make a toilet with an extreme anterior tilt

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Fun fact: my wife @relative-void.bsky.social came up with this in the car while they were driving and I posted it as fast as possible to steal it from them

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

@jamberee13.bsky.social I showed my wife @relative-void.bsky.social the possum pictures and they got delighted as fuck. you two would get along great

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have at last returned at least

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

ME: you’ll never guess why they call me The Kidnapper POLICE: is it because of all the people you’ve kidnapped ME: so you’ve solved my devious riddle…

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

he just gets me. I get off on depriving others of their joy

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

controversially I think that man should be unfurled skinwise into a wide sail for my beautiful royal barges

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

this sounds like a drug I manifested using evil forces

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

people sometimes go Langdon why do you love the chiefs so much now if you aren’t from there. but I’m rendered mute by beauty so I cannot say

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

1) all women 2) Saladin 3) LeBron James

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I think a lot that too many people only think about “how can I punish wrongdoing” not “how do I reduce wrongdoing.” they write off recuperative social strategies out of nihilism then complain everything is on fire

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

likewise constructing and reinforcing a mutually communicative conflict resolution approach. MOST neurodivergent folk, myself included, respond to this; those that don’t you know aren’t working in good faith and that tells you to move ahead punitively

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

many don’t know this, but the shape of the first two atomic bombs dropped on civilian locations were in the shape of basketballs. the planes that hit the twin towers? basketballs. Big Bertha, the Nazi war cannon that shelled Britain from across the channel, fired basketballs as rounds

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

@christinelove.bsky.social I vaguely recall us being mutuals MANY years ago

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

no one is asking people to suddenly be fine with certain things. it’s a call to communicate clearly and in good faith to check before leaping to reaction, especially called-mob reaction. that people default to that is dispiriting

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

it is the same deflection mechanism where if you say black people being excited in public doesn’t mean you are about to get robbed and you get told you are excusing muggings or assaults, or similar discussions about unhoused people turning into “you don’t care about women’s safety”

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

this person is right. people, both allistic and the socially-successful autistic, hate being confronted with the fact that their lens on these matters is colored by cultural ableism. if you point this out, they’ll say you think sexual harassment is fine which is a deflection and untrue

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the sole remaining hooper of the hollow earth must go to the surface and do the only thing he knows how to do: play basketball

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the premise is that hollow earth theory is real and the denizens of inner earth have not advanced technologically for tens of thousands of years after discovering hooping. and then they all die, except they didn’t die: they’re just in a second hollower earth even more inside

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the world isn’t ready for my new film BASKETBALL CAVEMAN (tagline: This Caveman Plays Basketball) due to their extreme racism against the hoopers of the hollow earth

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I was yelled at recently for saying “have a great summer” to Merle, the boy who dies every summer. I was told it was insensitive

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

who gave these children licenses to practice medicine

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I hate going to st Jude’s children’s hospital. those children are terrible doctors

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

really? this account is the ufo. it has internet now

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Billy Joel could never. he really is that bitch. also reconfiguring them at the same time into nu-disco harkening back to his peak queening years

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

it was fuckin sick as hell so I’m not surprised. thanks for the info! I’m gonna check these out

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Day @daybear.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

not now furry incest son. daddy's losing the house

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

answers gotta be fifty beers. it’s industrious and bold

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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

one of the best fuckin movies I’ve ever seen

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

they’re playing a house remix of “tiny dancer” in this convenience store

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

this made my heart stop to read. this hurts

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

his wife yelled at him about going back to buy that fucking basketball

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

they remade The Coffee Table shot by shot but now it’s called The Basketball and all the stuff that happened in it happened because of a basketball

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I heard in the new Kingdom Hearts they have Sora discover jacking off and you have to do it via a mini game. if you dont don’t do the mini game intermittently Sora gets really angry and yoh can’t control him

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Lik Diarrhea(ASS)’ new hit single “Bitch I’m Saladin”

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

they gave him brain cancer. they replaced his brain with a tumor. the tumor? UFO

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