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@putridbiomass.bsky.social
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 57m
i think i could tank a flashbang irl
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 4h
some of u would fold in this situation
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ceej @ceej.online · 18/06/2025
gen z can make fun of me all they want but this millenerino aged out of the heckin draft
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 10h
just remembered she tried to fucking pronoun circle us too
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 12h
not particularly healthy for this to be seen as the default option in many spaces where ppl early in their transitions hang out imo
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 12h
dynamic that actively selects towards antisocial behaviors and against personal growth because as conflicts arise you already have several other options and can just drop the person. entirely contrary to the line of "it can work if you just have good communication skills"
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 12h
tbh the older i get and the more people i meet the more my live and let live attitude about polyamory and open relationships gets killed off through seeing girls chewed up and spat out time and time again
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 14h
big bird and big day for grimley are the perfect encapsulation of the "im old and tired and in pain and scared" direction i desperately wish ajj leaned into harder versus the "wholesome chungus punch a heckin nazi" direction they actually went
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 16h
she openly positions herself in a motherly emotionally supportive role in her "community" which is already a red flag and then on top of that shes fucking all of them
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 16h
girl with an ever churning harem of vulnerable mentally ill younger women. ive seen her around a decent amount and ive never seen the same girl on her hip more than 3 times. they first met when the 40yo approached the 22yo while she was sitting on the ground crying at the bar
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 16h
my gfs friend group has been scandalized by her 22yo friend dating a 40yo. ive been on the side of remain cautious but idk live ur life have fun dawg. anyway we met the 40yo at the bar last night and now im fully on board with skinning her alive
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
all camo looks the same in thermals so u might as well wear that funny crop top and cowboy hat
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
evil terrible idea but also understandable. praying 4 u
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
loot drop
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
meowing at a deer on company time
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
man fuck this job we have half the number of people on site we planned for and now the project manager doesnt want us mixing herbicides together so we gotta walk back through what we just sprayed multiple times
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Dahlia @robotranny.soy · 13/10/2026
its phil ochs fall folks
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
popular childrens entertainer who is very outspokenly against israels genocide of palestinians
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
drunk and eating prosciutto straight from the package surely this is decadence once only experienced by kings
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
for justification, look at literally any french farmer protest
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
in a just world wed kill like 95% of the farmers
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
my boss could psychically tell i spent the weekend doing straight nonstop leg based bullshit and put me on a steep ass hill today
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
its for baseball i swear
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
made a new twitter account and redownloaded instagram award
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
this shit rips
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
thats fuckin baseball baybeeeee
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
brought my camera with yesterday and didnt even take many pictures
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
54 miles*
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
im so fuckimg sunburt
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
play outside and ride ur bike 50 miles
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
50% stinkier
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
vintage story piss scent marking mod with 6 downloads
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
dominicks too
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
shoutout to the countrys only glove repair shop
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
yayayay new glove
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
voice dysphora kicking my ass so bad lately ive been playing counterstrike by giving my gf the mic and having her tell my teammates shes a 12yo boy
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
damn
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"i dont care if shes a girl, if she has a vagina, or if she has a dick. she clutches it or she gets kicked"
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
a shotgun + ar + revolver + glock would fix me
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
honorable mention to a revolver and an ar
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
fuck it man do i just blow my savings on a shotgun
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the shower orange to shower beer to shower pickle pipeline
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
biking to stillwater and back on saturday and im praying my tongue will be healed enough for me to drink beer the whole ride and maybe smoke a cig or two
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 07/06/2024
when all youve got is a gun, everything looks like a federal agent
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
as we kick off this psyop i would like to take a moment for us to do a quick land acknowledgement
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
i would like to open this suicide note with a quick land acknowledgement
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
before we begin this crabfest i would like to start off with a quick land acknowledgement
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
id like to open this pronoun circle with a brief land acknowledgement
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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i hate being so tall i hate that estrogen did nothing for me i hate looking like i got put through a taffy puller i hate where the fat sits on my body i hate my weird knobby joints i hate my nose i hate my jaw i hate that im balding
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