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Derek

@purpsus.bsky.social
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I spend a lot of time screaming into the void Ask me about my #stardewvalley obsession #AuDHD Fuck nazis

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Derek @purpsus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
at this point i'm convinced that fox and the trump admin are just trading employees back and forth as some sort of elaborate job numbers inflation scheme
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Derek @purpsus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i am convinced the ai ceos are now pushing for regulation because it's the first step of their plan to socialize losses for when the bubble bursts. it's taking this whole nostalgia for 2008 thing a little too far.
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Derek @purpsus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
If I had a nickel for every time the male lead was the weakest part of a sung-through musical proshoot to the point of borderline ruining some of the most emotional moments, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.
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Derek @purpsus.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I am so sick of any attempt to do one thing always turning into doing eight things. I just want to do one thing and lay down. I am so tired.
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Derek @purpsus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I am struggling so hard to get myself to do anything today at work. Being simultaneously under and overstimulated is awful.
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Derek @purpsus.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Goodbye Pride Month and hello Wrath Month! I'm overstimulated and grumpy because it's too damn hot.
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Derek @purpsus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I am inordinately proud of the fact that I figured out how to fix the kitchen drawer without making it worse.
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Derek @purpsus.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I took advantage of doom scrolling giving me the ick and replaced it with reading ebooks on my library app. That was great for a couple of weeks, but now reading is giving me the ick too. Picking up my phone opening/closing apps and going "ugh" every ten minutes doesn't hit the same.
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Derek @purpsus.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It's practically a family reunion.
The "corporate needs you to find the differences" meme from The Office where one picture is of Joe Rogan and the other is the blobfish sprite from Stardew Valley.
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Derek @purpsus.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
You ever have a realization where you just know your act_like_a_real_person.exe is just gonna be malfunctioning all day no matter what? I want to go back to bed.
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Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) @repstansbury.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Just because a President announces he’s agreed to a two week ceasefire moments before he threatened to commit war crimes, does not mean he is suddenly fit to serve. #25thAmendment
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Derek @purpsus.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I'm supposed to be working but I'm too busy crashing out over the Buffy reboot getting cancelled.
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Derek @purpsus.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I can't tell if I've gotten worse at social interactions as I've aged or if I'm just more aware of how bad I am at them.
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Derek @purpsus.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Kind of annoyed that the vast majority of ADHD representation I see in the media is just articles about how some semi-famous person views it as their "superpower". I know it works that way for some people—good for them, honestly—but this shit is considered a disability for a reason.
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Derek @purpsus.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
We've entered the period of time where all my favorite albums from when I was a teenager are doing their 20th anniversary releases. I'm going to be in a constant existential crisis about the passage of time until like 2030.
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Derek @purpsus.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I do not understand how my wife and I make the amount of money we do but still can't afford to buy a house. How the fuck are people doing this? I just want to be able to hang shit on a wall without worrying about whether or not we'll get screwed out of our deposit over it.
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Derek @purpsus.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I think the most annoying thing to me about AI being shoehorned in everywhere is that the ability to turn it off is locked behind admin settings that folks at my job refuse to disable.
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Kathleen De Vere @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com · 04/01/2026
Me, sitting in front of my computer, overwhelmed, under-rested, with a brain that's being slowly poisoned by a constant infusion of infuriating, terrifying news and clumsy fascist propaganda masquerading as news. "Boy, I'm having a lot of trouble focusing today!"
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Derek @purpsus.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
My new conspiracy theory: Trump removed Maduro to try and install Machado so he can goad her into starting a war. Then, he'll try to get the Nobel committee to revoke her peace prize and give it to him. After that, he'll pardon Maduro and set him up to live in luxury somewhere.
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Derek @purpsus.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
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Derek @purpsus.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
One of the nice things about moving to the area I'm in now is NYC is a lot closer. This means I get to go to Broadway shows now which is nice. It also means I am subjected to hearing Empire State of Mind constantly blaring from pedicabs when I visit; it's not my favorite thing.
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Derek @purpsus.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Fucking cowards.
npr.org
Senators take first step toward reopening the government after historic shutdown
The Senate voted late Sunday evening on a compromise that could reopen the government following the longest shutdown in history.
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Derek @purpsus.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Covid really ruined people's reading comprehension. Not just their ability to do it, but their willingness to even attempt it.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Trump just designated “Antifa” as a terrorist organization, on par with ISIS and Al Qaeda. As a reminder, “antifa” is short for “antifascist”. They will use this lie to surveil, imprison, and kill Americans on the left. This may be our Reichstag Fire moment. Wake up. www.cnn.com/2025/09/17/p...
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Trump says he’s designating Antifa as a terrorist organization | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump said he is designating the far-left anti-fascism movement Antifa as a terrorist organization, announcing the move on his Truth Social platform in the early hours of Thursday mor...
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Trans rights are human rights.
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Derek @purpsus.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
It must be so nice having a criminal justice system that isn't completely useless.
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Brazil's Supreme Court votes to convict ex-President Bolsonaro of a coup plot
A historic conviction: Brazil's Supreme Court delivers a majority vote to convict former President Jair Bolsonaro over a plot to overthrow the government.
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Any Austin @anyaustin.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
cucked behavior. if someone merc’d newsom in the same way, Charlie wouldn’t have skipped a single beat before saying it was newsom’s own fault for his “divisive rhetoric”. He would’ve joked about it. We gotta stop with this shit.
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Derek @purpsus.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
The Big Ibuprofen lobby has gone too far this time.
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HHS responds to report about autism and acetaminophen
A report that health secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. has promised will come out this month will look at the causes of autism. Many worry it will have claims unsupported by science.
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Derek @purpsus.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
The amount of people in the healthcare industry specifically that struggle to do basic things like log in to a website despite having their hands held scares me.
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Only 90s kids will remember this: a precedented event
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Derek @purpsus.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I do not understand delivery logistics sometimes. I'm watching the tracker on this truck and it's crossed over the same intersection at least four times while making deliveries. Surely it must be more efficient to drop things off as you pass the address, right? What am I missing?
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
“Why is the beyond meat account wading into current events” I just think that if men are too emotional to hold positions of power, we should leave it up to cows
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Derek @purpsus.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
It's obvious that the only autistic person RFK Jr has met is Elon Musk; it's why he thinks we're all incompetent and don't pay taxes.
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Derek @purpsus.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Never exactly been proud per se, but if this could stop being relevant every single day, that would be great.
The "worst day of your life... so far" meme from The Simpsons Movie.

Bart: "This is the most ashamed I've ever been to be American."

Homer: "This is the most ashamed you've been... so far."
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JER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
what this song would’ve sounded like if phineas and ferb was picked up in the 90s when it was first pitched 🙂‍↕️🏁✨ GITCHIE GITCHIE GOO MEANS THAT I LOVE YOU ✨💖🥰💕✨ Full video on YouTube! youtu.be/39niUuDUe-4?...
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Derek @purpsus.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Cool. So they just label anyone they don't like a "violent criminal" and deport them even if they're an American citizen. apnews.com/article/migr...
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Rubio says El Salvador offers to accept deportees from US of any nationality, including Americans
U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio says El Salvador’s president “has agreed to the most unprecedented, extraordinary, extraordinary migratory agreement anywhere in the world."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/01/2025
I Don’t Vaccinate My Child Because It’s My Right To Decide What Eliminated Diseases Come Roaring Back theonion.com/i-don-t...
I Don’t Vaccinate My Child Because It’s My Right To Decide What Eliminated Diseases Come Roaring Back
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet: www.404media.co/declassified...
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Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral
The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.
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