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Purple Vanilla World

@purplevanillaworld.bsky.social
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I have no fucking clue what I'm doing. And I have no chill. www.purplevanillaworld.com

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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
gamers! i need your help! been stuck in a Cozy Grove loop for months FAVORITE OPEN-WORLD GAME: GO! i want to start a big open-world game, but i’m nervous about commitment (once i start, i can’t stoppppp and it becomes my entire personality lol). been craving BoTW, BG3, Destiny...
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
fuck the haters because if you don’t like me, you will absolutely live rent-free in my brain for eternity
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Discovered Binding of Isaac... Late to the game, I know Holy faaaaaaahkkk tho dude it's so fun
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Purity culture on BOTH sides of the spectrum gives me the ick We're fucking mammals. Like literally hairless apes with anxiety disorders. Calm the fuck down lol
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I’ve started doing this thing where I smile and wave at someone in the hallway, then immediately roll my eyes at myself the second I’m out of sight lmao ngl it's healed something in me I get to be nice and also honor the part of myself that hated every second of that interaction
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Note to self: don't invite over my Italian family for a dinner party with the instructions "just bring your favorite dish" We just ended up with 4 different pasta dishes and literally nothing else hahahah
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
After 4 months of being mostly housebound, I understand Britney's fashion show videos now
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Serious question: Does your dog ever randomly sound like a barn animal orrrrr... just mine?
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
fixated on lifesaver wint o greens, already sparked through a whole bag... gimme dat triboluminescence baybeee
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Had a dream that I was directing a film starring Willem Dafoe, Molly Parker, and Joe Keery. Plot kinda slapped, ngl. Was bummed when I woke up and didn't get to see how it ended
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
fun fact: I painted my profile pic I am her and she is me She isn't faceless She isn't empty and she isn't lost She is free, free from the burden of decoding and being decoded It's not that she can't look, it's that she looks too much She is whole because she is free of faces
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Another hike?! And worse: a spontaneous one?! One I hadn’t mentally prepared for?! I didn’t have snacks! I panicked like Kendall Roy in the Succession finale. "But we don’t have any snacks! We don’t have salami!!" Total, “but I’m the eldest boy!” energy. purplevanillaworld.com/2025/10/01/w...
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Will Hike For Salami
I used to think my deep devotion to salami and parmesan bowls was just a quirky personality flaw. Turns out, it was survival instinct. This piece unpacks the time I had a full meltdown over snacks …
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
everyone: “autistic people don’t like eye contact” me: stares so hard i forget the meeting exists
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
You try to speak. Only salt comes out. The house shakes its head. Thin staircases multiply. Every doorway is a mouth. ... Privacy is a rumor. The throat chokes and sprouts lies. You are a garden no one asked permission to plant. You are compostable. You are also carnivorous.
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Chronic illness sucks, but so dope when she flares up just in time for a meeting I didn't want to go to. Like pop off, sis. Weaponize dat nervous system
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Cookie Clicker always on because the music slaps
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
"I saw Cady Heron wearing FL-41s and ice packs, so I bought FL-41s and ice packs." A lil millennial diatribe about having an invisible illness and being asked "but like, have you tried yoga?" purplevanillaworld.com/2025/08/17/m...
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Mask The Pain Away
This is a soft rage about living in a body with chronic illness, invisible disability, and the absurd shit people say when kale and yoga don’t cure you. Inside: gaslighting (self-inflicted and othe…
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I open Cookie Clicker at LEAST 20 times a day, yet it's never an option on my suggested apps?!? Wtf Android
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Would be cool if even one terrible person faced consequences. But hey, dreamers gonna dream.
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Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 07/08/2025
18,500 children have been killed by the Israeli military in Gaza. Despite these war crimes, the US has provided more than $22 BILLION for the war. Our taxpayer dollars are being used to starve children, bomb schools & gun down hungry people as they wait for aid.
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
My Purpose is to be a truth teller & break cycles. I outgrew the pot I was planted in. It shattered & I was thrust into unknown soil. It took years for the shock to wear off, but my roots are growing again and the soil is richer here. I'm not "fixed," but will keep advocating & growing for us ✨
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Singing "Mask the Pain Away" in the tune of Peaches iconic '00 bop
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
My healing is just me perfoming insight while avoiding action lol I intellectualize my trauma, romanticize my dysfunction, and then call it ✨growth✨ That way, I can feel like I’m evolving without having to change anything At least she's thriving in MartyrLand 🫠 Follow me for more self-care tips
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I am A wise being Clouded by the human experience I am A spiritual being Having the most unnatural time on this rock
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
"Can I have you, if I never let you down?"
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
My writing’s been pouring out of me lately, like a broken dam. Just wish my fingers could move as fast as my brain. These soulful little ramblings are piling up behind my teeth, like a little synaptic traffic jam
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
just a lil disabled girly who can’t be in the sun or around people for very long. a delicate vampiress hiding in her cool dark room, listening to Something Beautiful for the 1000th time.
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
If you haven’t played Gris, what are you even doing? It’s the most beautiful, emotionally charged game I’ve ever played. It didn’t just entertain me; it rewired something. It gave me hope. purplevanillaworld.com/2025/07/03/s...
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Saved by the Switch
I used to think my obsessive energy was something to be ashamed of—until I realized it was just misplaced. This piece is about how video games gave me a safe outlet for burnout, grief, neurodiverge…
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Semaglutide: because medically suppressing my appetite is cheaper than groceries. It's actually my most affordable meal plan.
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Don’t worry, guys. Disaster averted. I’m now fixated on Latin Hip Hop. I was one bad day away from spiraling into an Imagine Dragons phase. #savedbyDespacito
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Something in me snapped this week and now I can't stop listening to 2015 Justin Bieber. Send help.
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
PSA for all my sensory-sensitive gals: I switched from women’s panties to boxer briefs and the sensory relief is real. My comfort moving through the world (literally) has drastically improved. 10/10 recommend.
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I don't really mind being alive today. Kinda chill. Do people feel like this all the time? That's wild.
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I almost failed AP English in HS because I didn't understand satire. Now the Onion is the only media outlet I trust. The arc is deranged but I'm proud of her.
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
The "cure" for autism is not a pill. It's an environment that stops trying to subjugate our brains and nervous systems. We don't need to be fixed. We need to be understood. We just need our habitat protected, respected, and restored.
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Neurodivergents are endemic creatures. Beautiful. Sensitive. Necessary. Endangered not by existence, but by invasive systems.
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
You wouldn't try to "cure" a desert pupfish. You'd protect it's habitat. You'd understand it needs specific water conditions to thrive.
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I am neurologically calibrated for a specific relational ecology. One that honors honesty, depth, pattern recognition, sensory balance, and sincerity. I am not dysfunctional. I am displaced.
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
AUTISM IS NOT A DISEASE.
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Fellow Smilers, our girl has done it again. Something Beautiful on fucking repeat. I even hear it in my sleep.
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Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
My dad just referred to me as a “non-practicing alcoholic” and I’m stealing that
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
For anyone struggling with existing in the world today, remember that you are not broken. We are living in a very sick society that promotes harm over wellness, prioritizes violence over the health, favors corporations over children. Grieve however you need to. Your feelings are valid.
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Sophie Gilbert @sophiegilbert.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
There’s an excerpt from GIRL ON GIRL in the May issue of The Atlantic and it’s live today. The book is out in two weeks!
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Bummer Jerry Springer is dead :( he would've been a great addition to the current administration. Maury and Montel Williams are still up for grabs though! Thank the heavens.
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Thank GOD the penguins are finally being taxed. Those waddling flightless dudes have really fucked over our economy for centuries.
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Anyone else wake up excited when you know you have a new coffee creamer? Lol
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I accidentally Pavlov-ed my dogs to come inside the house by singing "Treats treats treats treats treats! Everyboday!" to the tune of "Shots" by LMFAO ft. Lil Jon
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
me omw to ruin someone’s whole week
Kendrick Lamar performing at the 2025 Super Bowl halftime show, as he turns to the camera to say “Say Drake, I hear you like ‘em young”. He is grinning like a maniac and very pleased with himself
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Is it socially acceptable for a 30-something with no kids to go to Chuck E. Cheese on their lunch break just to play the giant Space Invaders game? …Asking for a friend.
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Purple Vanilla World @purplevanillaworld.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Kinda weird that a bunch of football players are opening for the Kendrick concert this weekend, but whatever.
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