Welcome to the comment board where the only permanent uncertainty is whether or not we'll remember to post on time.

Your teams are now locked in, doomed to whatever fate awaits them.

In the midst of an ongoing trade war, imports from Canada are at a premium. So John dodged import taxes this week by bringing in Mike to discuss the only good kind of unscripted comedy: Watching Rob do whatever the fuck he was doing at tribal council.

The era is open and so is the comment thread. Leave em below.

Your semi-annual reminder: You have until the second episode begins airing (in Eastern time) to submit a new team.

It's been a long time, we shouldn't have left you, without an adequate podcast to listen to. Survivor is back for the Open Era, and much like the loser's banner, we're Sorry For You that you've chosen to listen to us talk about it. Which is harsh, but we're big believers in radical honesty.

New era. Same low effort comment posts.

Welcome back to a Survivor fantasy league that is inexplicably still running in spite of the crippling laziness of its creator. Yes, it's the Purple Rock Survivor Podcast Pick-4 fantasy league for Survivor 51- featuring a logo with a whale tail. Now kids, if you weren't around in the early 2000s, let me tell you why the term whale tail has meaning for those of us who were...

Leave comments before, during, after, or much after the airing of this episode of Jeopardy. Especially if you were on it.

You have questions. I understand.

It's the end of an era. We're now entering a new, poop-positive era.

Listen to our coverage of the finale for Survivor 50 and decide if our discussion was as predictable as was the episode.

Alt: Kent Brockman from The Simpsons saying “I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. Democracy simply doesn’t work.”

This is it! Leave comments during, before, and especially after this episode of Survivor 50.

It's about the journey, not the destination. Because honestly at this point the destination is mediocre at best.

Just when you thought that nothing could be worse than the audio quality of last week's podcast, here come this week's results. Commiserate with us to hear Andy speak about the 12th episode of Survivor 50. And MAYBE hear John speak as well.