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Purple Drank

@purpledrank.bsky.social

I am a hallucinogenic beverage with strong baseball opinions. I apologize for any typos, as I am a liquid in a bottle and do not have any hands to type with

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Purple Drank @purpledrank.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Can this site please take over now

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Purple Drank @purpledrank.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Not at all predicting where Soto is going, but the Dodgers being completely radio silent when it comes to Juan Soto rumors is completely on brand.

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Purple Drank @purpledrank.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Blake Snell has been dreaming of this partnership for as long as Blake Snell has realized that he can capitalize on personal merchandise

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Purple Drank @purpledrank.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Me, watching the Army-Notre Dame football game “Oh hey that’s where Gerrit Cole stopped running to 1st base”

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Purple Drank @purpledrank.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

HaAhahahaaaaaaaa go Cal

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Purple Drank @purpledrank.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

It’s been three weeks, but I think my favorite subtle detail of Freeman’s grand slam is the one fan in the background who throws water into the air in celebration as Freeman is flexing towards the bullpen and rounding third base.

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Purple Drank @purpledrank.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

The discourse is silly. Yes, you absolutely want Juan Soto. It’s not your money. Plus Dave Roberts is the manager, and while he is the worst World Series winning strategist manager ever, he also manages a damn fine clubhouse culture.

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Purple Drank @purpledrank.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Had a case of the Mondays, so I watched Freddie’s grand slam again and I feel fantastic

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Purple Drank @purpledrank.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

I remember when Celebrity Deathmatch was claymation. But thank god we are like two steps away from making it a reality.

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Purple Drank @purpledrank.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

hi @jonheyman.bsky.social I’m so happy to have access to communicate with you again!!

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Purple Drank @purpledrank.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Somebody should create an app that allows you to automatically copy and post your bluesky post onto Twitter, but does it without adding impressions to Twitter analytics. Brilliant concept, IMO

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Purple Drank @purpledrank.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Hi @andrewbaggarly.bsky.social I look forward to many interactions on this platform

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Purple Drank @purpledrank.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

I totally didn’t even account for the fact that I have a fresh slate to interact with the likes of Jon Heyman, Bill Plunkett, Alanna Rizzo, and countless other media people who blocked me. Looking forward to very mature and serious discussions on this app again.

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Purple Drank @purpledrank.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

So nice that I am the first Purple Drank on this platform, and not the 0th

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