AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026And if you tell law students now that’s how we did it, they won’t believe you. 011
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Is this the cue to go and change the caps on all of the cans? 130
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I'm not saying I would have done it, but I understand. 030
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 16/08/2026You're a braver man than I, because ... ew. 010
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 10/08/2026What continually shocks me is nobody looks at him, asks him “what in the hell are you talking about?” And force him to make the case. 050
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I think you're underestimating the raw sexual charisma of Ross Douthat. 130
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 28/07/2026what about "What's the worst that could happen?" 051
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Oh, I know, just use copilot! *holds breath to keep from laughing hysterically* 060
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I have that same realization every time I stand up too quickly. 120
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026"That you weren't much of a muse, but then I weren't much of a poet." 010
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I could have sworn I saw him DJ at a rave the other night. 000
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 02/07/2026The one time I went down to the mall to watch the fireworks, I could see them for all of 2-5 minutes, and then the humidity mixed with the smoke created a blanket that we couldn't really see through. And that was a "normal" display, I can't imagine how much of a Charlie Foxtrot this one will be. 000
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I keep telling people who are going to go to Portugal to not skip leg day. 010
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 28/06/2026But they did have a masturbating Trump supporter in an uncle sam costume, so there’s that. www.the-sun.com/news/1659084...the-sun.comStreamer dressed as Uncle Sam arrested for sex act at Great American State FairA STREAMER has been arrested at the Great American State Fair for allegedly masturbating during a performance. It is the latest in a string of embarrassments for President Trump’s patriotic e… 010
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 21/06/2026That’ll teach you to watch mork and Mindy on mushrooms. Or it’ll teach you to do it more. 030
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Will there be a part for the wolfman, or will that be in a sequel? 010
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 31/05/2026It’s also a fantastic way to use scraps, bones and leftovers. 040
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I’ve heard that tacos from southern cal are next level in a way most people don’t quite understand unless they actually experience them. 110
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Am I the only one who thinks they bear a strong resemblance to tigger from Winnie the Pooh? 010
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I don’t know if the coke helped or hurt. 000
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 06/05/2026It’s weird, I … I almost get the impression that you doubt the writer’s sincerity. 010
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I really liked it. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did. 000
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 29/04/2026That this will eat at her for the rest of her life is a silver lining, albeit a very, very small one 060
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 26/04/2026When he was smiling, was he watching his wife beat a puppy to death? 000
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 20/04/2026"Ok, I'll change it up. Here's Wonderwall." 150
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Thanks, ES. You have an incredible way with words. 140
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 02/04/2026@infinitescream.bsky.social can you express how things are going? 141
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I didn't know this was an option, but I'm glad I do now. 000
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Did they reinvent internet culture using AI? 000
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 31/03/2026But an underground transgender mafia that hijacks trucks full of kit-kat bars does sound pretty rad. 181
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I was looking at a dollar bill and saw that there isn’t much room beneath the signature spot, so it will have to go above. Maybe “this person is a pedophile” with an arrow pointing down? 000
