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AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

She’s waiting as patiently as she can manage for a treat.

A black cat standing on a cardboard box looking at her human, wondering why he’s withholding a treat while she’s wasting away to a mere wisp.

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AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Not my cat, but one I saw in Portugal.

A tawny and black striped kitty lying on the pavement next to a leg of a picnic table. Its eyes are narrow and its expression seems to say that it doesn’t have a care in the world.

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AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

The Girlfriend and I are going to a restaurant tonight. Below is a screenshot of a review. “Very Woke and Homosexual” should be their new tag line.

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AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2024

I’m a huge fan of kitty voids. Mine rules my apartment with an iron paw.

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AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2024

It's not the years, it's the milage.

Image celebrating Bluesky having 10 Million users. I was the 166,052nd user on Bluesky.

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AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2024

I went to Sicily earlier this year and some roman engravings had the same thing.

An excerpt from a roman engraving with an error and missing characters added using a carat reading "Calog ^ro Bu..."

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AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 26/07/2024

Cicada would sell my SSN, bank account information, passwords, my stereo, computer and television.

A black cat standing on a cardboard box is looking up with an expression that says “Make with the food, fat boy! I haven’t eaten in 20 minutes!”

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AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 02/07/2024

I realize this is sort of an evergreen tweet, but I thought it even more apropos given everything right now.

Image of twitter post that reads:
"It's interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn't think the situation was this dire."

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AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 15/05/2024

Dunno if you’ve seen this already, but…

Me: [uses “yeet” in a sentence]
14: “mom. No one says yeet.”
Me: “yeet is cringe?”
14: “MOM NO ONE SAYS CRINGE”
Me: “cringe has been yeeted?”

[the glare was EPIC]

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AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 07/04/2024

I’m glad you liked it. They posted 2 other images along with that one.

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AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 07/04/2024

The 9:30 club in dc put up a FB post yesterday about nirvana playing there 33 years ago with this photo. Thought you might appreciate it.

Kurt Cobain performing at the 9:30 club 33 years ago.

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AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 23/03/2024

I apologize, I missed your call for pet pictures. Please accept my belated submission of an image of my trash goblin.

A black kitty on her hind legs holding onto my hand with her paws (and her claws are out) while she grabs the treat I’m holding.

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AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 21/11/2023

Every time I see a photo of this bug-fucking needle dick, I am struck at how very, very weird he is. I wonder how anybody without massive head trauma would think he is a strong leader.

A photo of our former president, Donald "the 'J' is for Jenius" Trump with bronzer haphazardly applied to his face. His facial expression seems to indicate that he is a truly sad and empty person, but he tries not to think about it too much, else he may fall into the void and never get out.

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AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 09/09/2023

My trash gremlin is perfect in every way and I wouldn’t change a thing about her. Obligatory cat tax.

A black kitty sits on a cream colored pillow on a red couch. She’s looking to her right with a hint of distain as her humans are just not that bright. In fact, it routinely surprises her that they haven’t died of hunger.

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AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH @purkmonkey.bsky.social · 07/09/2023

Cicada and I approve of any and all kitty pictures.

A black kitty on a red couch expecting, nay, demanding tummy rubs.

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