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🌪️ "Sentient Tornado of Code" ⋯ 👶 "Code Babysitter" ⋯ I make things 🛠️ purespider.de ⋯ 🐘 cyberplace.social/@PureSpider

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Flygohr 🎨🎲✒️ @flygohr.com · 21/09/2026
New week, new website redesign 🫣 I think it's much more readable and straight to the point. I will eventually add back the full, artstation-like gallery as a separate page one day For now, please check it out 👉🏻 www.flygohr.com Shares are very much appreciated! I'm still looking for new clients 😁
A screenshot of the landing page of my new website, featuring an art header, some copy (it's not really important for the screenshot), and the buttons.
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PureSpider @purespider.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'd recommend one of the 8bitdo ultimate controllers. We own several in this house, zero regrets 😁
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Funk Games @funkgames.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
📢 We've bundled Sludgineers + Moldwasher for an extra 10% off! 🫧🧹 Check it out: store.steampowered.com/bundle/81857... ❤️ #sludgineers #moldwasher #steam #bundle #discount
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Block Block Block - Demo on Steam @woodblocksgame.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Design your dream space! In this tiny cozy building game, stack and arrange uniquely shaped wooden blocks to craft charming dioramas. Block Block Block is now available on Steam store.steampowered.com/app/3375490/...
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Save 10% on Block Block Block on Steam
Design your dream space! In this tiny cozy building game, stack and arrange uniquely shaped wooden blocks to craft charming dioramas. Design cozy bakeries, elegant living rooms or quirky studios, crea...
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PureSpider @purespider.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I think a lot of that stuff is not represented well because self shadowing and subsurface scattering are both notoriously difficult to do well, especially in real time
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PureSpider @purespider.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Cinema 4D has mannequins that you can pose but that's maybe a bit overkill so I'll ask @flygohr.com what he uses instead 😏
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Biscuit Factory Games @biscuitfactorygames.com · 14/07/2026
What if a game had all of these? ✍🏻 Hand-drawn characters ⭐ Town customisation 🥭 Weird and wonderful characters 🏠 Mayoral duties 🌺 A satisfying rank-up system Well... we made one. store.steampowered.com/app/4580030/...
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PureSpider @purespider.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
boof.
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PureSpider @purespider.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
If you're okay with third party tools, this runs locally and does alerts for ko-fi (and many others) hyperx64.com/hyperalerts/
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Hyper Alerts
Local-first stream alerts for OBS and Streamer.bot.
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PureSpider @purespider.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
As far as I'm aware, being affiliate is not required
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Block Block Block - Demo on Steam @woodblocksgame.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Our new Demo is out, that means that you can now put together the Coffee Shop and take a look of sandbox mode.☕ #indiegame #godotengine #whattoplay
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Oh my. This is spectacular. sinceyouarrived.world/taken
sinceyouarrived.world
taken.
A web page that tells you what your browser gave away the moment you arrived. No login, no form, no permission. Most pages do this. None of them tell you.
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PureSpider @purespider.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
What would happen if you told your payment provider to block the transaction? 🤔
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c0ast3r 🎃 @c0ast3r.endrun.io · 29/04/2026
“Adopting Claude speak in my regular life, episode 1: Partner: Did you do the dishes tonight? Me: Yes they're done. Partner: Why are they still dirty? Me: You're right to push back. I didn't actually do them.”
Awni Hannun * @awnihannun • 23h
Adopting Claude speak in my regular life, episode 1:
Partner: Did you do the dishes tonight?
Me: Yes they're done.
Partner: Why are they still dirty?
Me: You're right to push back. I didn't actually do them.
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PureSpider @purespider.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Yeah I made the same discovery for my first stream 💩
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Flygohr 🎨🎲✒️ @flygohr.com · 29/04/2026
I.. need orders guys. No other way to put it. Bills expire tomorrow and I did my best this month. If you need a commission done, hit me up. Today. Shares and tips also welcome. Sorry for the spam. 🫶🏻 #artcommission
Elf alchemist character portraitSet of TTRPG assetsAuril from the Rime of the FrostmaidenAdani, hydromancer
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PureSpider @purespider.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Mmmmmmh edible text boxes
media.tenor.com
a cartoon of homer simpson with his mouth wide open
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson with his mouth wide open
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PureSpider @purespider.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
But don't you want tech bros to keep re-inventing worse trains over and over? 🤔
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Flygohr 🎨🎲✒️ @flygohr.com · 25/04/2026
I know times are tough and luxury spending is a big ask.. but I also know that some of you might want to support me and don't need a commission done. I am now on Patreon: patreon.com/flygohr If you could share this, it would mean a lot just by itself! But let me explain what's in it for you 👇🏻
Promotional Patreon image
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Yay!
A person leaps and smiles joyfully among stars. Text reads: "everything is great nothing sucks at all".
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PureSpider @purespider.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
redbubble.com or fourthwall.com 😁👍
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PureSpider @purespider.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Not strictly a virus/worm/exploit but I always found the therac 25 story very interesting
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PureSpider @purespider.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Stuxnet? 😁
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PureSpider @purespider.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Damn Daniel, the ladle part is difficult 🤣
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Flygohr 🎨🎲✒️ @flygohr.com · 22/04/2026
I entered the @godotengine.org Wild Jam 92 with my silly Space Druid game made in 9 days 🫣 theme was BREWING… check it out it you have 5 mins, it runs in the browser, even your phone’s flygohr.itch.io/space-druid-...
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Space Druid Licence Renewal by Flygohr
You brew absurd potions with extremely inefficient methods. And you get graded on it.
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Benn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Here you go. ✌🏻 I'm promising myself that this is the last moment of time I'm wasting on this. www.bennjordan.com/blog/the-alt...
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Allune ✨VGen Emote Artist - Comms Open @alluneart.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Custom Animated Emote for @BBS_ProZ 67 emote Thank you so much! #VGenComm #Art #Emotes #commissionsopen #Twitch #Vtuber
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 20/04/2026
 like to add ® and ’ any time I submit online forms because I know that some developer is going to see it and wonder if they have a bug
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PureSpider @purespider.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Or if you want to go even more nuclear (and you should!), disable the "Google" app. Sadly can't uninstall it but disabling it is almost as good. 😁
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Kenney @kenney.nl · 18/04/2026
Progress on my s&box game! 🛩️ Impressed on how solid of a game engine it already feels. There's really neat stuff that others need to implement asap, like just hitting F6 to record footage... Will release April 28th, together with s&box itself
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PureSpider @purespider.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
🤤
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PureSpider @purespider.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Surprisingly good take tbh
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37,000 Lines of Slop
YouTube video by Syntax
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 07/04/2026
Grammar xkcd.com/3229/
Comic. [Teacher with shoulder-length light hair talking to two students seated at desks.] TEACHER: *Grammar* is one of the most popular ways to structure a language, ahead of rival methods such as *WORDS ORDER WORDS RANDOM WORDS WORDS RANDOM GOOD* and *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*.
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luna 🗡️ oakcharme @oakchar.me · 06/04/2026
📣 CHEAP EMOTES! do you want cheap emotes? to help fund my new garden? 🍓 i'm selling bundles of 5 emotes for $50 and 10 for $100! i'd like to take on a few clients to cover the costs of my items please like and repost to help get more eyes on this! more examples here: oakcharm.crd.co#emotes
an image of a bunch of emotes luna has created!another screenshot of some emotes luna made.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
love how "get paid while doing your job" is a constant source of contention between employers and employees, as if there's any possible argument against it other than "i want to steal my employee's time"
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PureSpider @purespider.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Living in the Barbican must be so nice
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Funk Games @funkgames.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Sludgineers 🫧🧹Steam Demo Release ▶️ Play, Wishlist & Review here: store.steampowered.com/app/4493160/... ✅ #sludgineers #indiegame #gaming #incremental #clicker #simulation #cozy
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PureSpider @purespider.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Insanely fun! I absolutely devoured the demo and can't wait for full release now! Well done 🎉
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Chell O'Buster @cellobuster.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Reports coming out now that Chuck Norris passed from complications related to Gandalf the Gray, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Night, Benito Mussolini, the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo-Pan, Superman,
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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Explain how human emotions work to prove AI doesn’t love! Explain how weather works to prove AI doesn’t rain! Explain how human sexuality works to prove AI isn’t fucking your dad.
Stephen posted, smrtly: Challenge for those who are very confident that Claude isn't conscious: Explain how human consciousness works.
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PureSpider @purespider.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Left for sure
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PureSpider @purespider.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Just use "everything" tbh, Windows search has been useless for years, maybe even decades.
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Xor @xordev.com · 15/02/2026
Please test and break my database FragCoord.xyz
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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PureSpider @purespider.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Why fix vibe coded slop in a readable language if you could fix it in assembly instead? 🤔
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PureSpider @purespider.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Would you be comfortable doing (cutesy) spider themed stuff? Asking for obvious reasons... 🙈
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Ze1da🏳️‍⚧️🎸 @mcphersonsound.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
AAA executives: “If this game doesn’t sell 12,000,000,0000,000 copies in 7 seconds everyone is fired” Indie developers: “I have sold 30 copies of the game, this means I can finally afford cheese”
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itch.io @itch.io · 12/02/2026
The No ICE in Minnesota bundle has launched, raising funds for the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota. Over 1400 items for $10.00! itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...
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PureSpider @purespider.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Just gonna leave this here stopcitingai.com
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Stop Citing AI
A response to ‘But ChatGPT said…’
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