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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

yuritober day 1 with a puppy and a hound

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 4h

Ok ive calmed down now i should probably remember to take my meds more often

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 5h

Options sure would be nice.

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 5h

Which one is whiskey peak again is that choppers intro?

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 5h

To be clear this is sarcasm like i hate driving but someone literally got stabbed in the neck at my stop the other day like i have frequently felt unsafe on these busses and stops. I would love to have a damn car.

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 5h

Damn my shoes have maybe another week or two before they get a hole in em. I can feel the cobblestone texture

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 5h

Its weird logic but theres a certain kind of logic there that basically assumes god is like subject to heavenly geneva convention or something

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 5h

Arf? Why not? I mean beyond being delusional. God wants humans to make their own choices. Evil guys want them to do evil. God has rules of engagement bc hes good. One of these is as long as someone *can* learn the truth then god goes hands off bc he could just nuke em all but is too nice.

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 6h

God i love conspiracy nuts i think they should be observed like neat bugs carefully out of the way

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 6h

Oh yeah thats so god doesn't stop them: They have to put in hints so we "consent" to it otherwise god will step in to defend our free will (Actual thing some people believe)

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 6h

I used to hang out with this family that legit, as like a family activity, would watch infowars together. God some of the conversations i was a fly on the wall for... I also knew a like borderline sovereign citizen who also had some wild concepts about how he thought the world worked

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 6h

Yooooooo lesgoooo Love some wack shit like that and i especially live it when they fixate.on sports as this huge evil distraction

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 6h

The pronunciation of Ba'al is fascinating to me bc growing up we said it like "bail" but then sometimes people say it like "ball" or other things

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 6h

He wasnt jesus he was actually oddly Ba'al

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 6h

The spirit only can inhabit a president while theyre in office. Its why bush went on to paint dogs and chill

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 6h

Though thats just the american jesusi, theres a few other ones in the chronology but theyre counted separately

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 6h

1. Classic Jesus 2. George "Jesus" Washington 3. Reagan 4. Nixon 5. Trump

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 6h

1. Classic Jesus 2. George "Jesus" Washington 3. Reagan 4. Nixon 5. Trump

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 6h

Yeah. The second coming of jesus!

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 6h

If god had wanted gays he wouldve given us glitter glands instead of sweat glands for workin hard

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 6h

Better than the greatest constitution in the world? Handed down by god through jesus himself?

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 6h

Hm i think every hundred to 75 would be good for the ol consty.

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 6h

If i were worried about the deficit i would simply declare we didn't owe shit to anybody

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 6h

Those first few years after the purge are like the wild west it'll be a great time to be alive unless u need the government for something but bah

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 6h

I could be convinced to make this 75 or even 50 years

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 6h

I want to live in the world this man is afraid of. I want my pilot to be fully fursuited on takeoff and landing.

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 6h

I think every 100 years we should have a law purge where every law and bill is, together on on one day, declared null and void so we can start from a clean slate. I see no potential problems with this, we can keep amendments i think

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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 7h

easy way to not be scared by any horror movie: - always remind yourself that Kirby would mop the threat up in seconds - the bigger and more dangerous/terrifying the threat is, the more of a spectacle the boss battle will be

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 6h

See i thought it was Timmy Tallarico tbh which is even sillier Still one of those videos u sent me had some campaign ad for this james guy which momentarily made me go "what the heck" before i realized theres probably more than one Tallarico in the world lol

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 6h

The people love a character

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 6h

Oh James Tallarico thats the guy from the oof video wild hes doing a senate run

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 7h

Inside Out but instead of going on wacky adventures inside a young girls head teaching lessons about growing up, its a brutal war story where anger turned fascist and tried to take over and now everything is a series of trenches and bombed out buildings all inside a mentally ill murderers head

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 7h

I volunteer to be rotated in the radiation box

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 7h

You think im some mildly strange obscure poster online but what you dont realize is I'm actually an abstract concept that has wormed its way into the human subconscious from Beyond and is trying to find purchase to become physical. I long to stretch my arms to the sound of the wailing masses!

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 7h

Discourse? I barely course

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 7h

James implies the existence of a singular jame

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 8h

Reddit ads continue to baffle me

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 8h

I wrote out some thoughts ive had for a while the other day in a way that i think was both succinct and elegant and i will probably never actually share them publicly because im a coward. But the words were well done and im glad i was able to work out what ive been processing

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 9h

"i need a birth certificate to process this" "I shall call for the midwife." "I just need the papers" "In the third year of the king, when the winter solstice had passed, i was born then. My family could not afford such luxuries as paper." *Sigh* "request a new copy, ill get the form."

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 9h

Dmv clerk: Do you have proof of address? Me: "take this atlas, it shows our lands and all that we have surveyed over the last ten generations. Seven men died between all expeditions. I pray you will respect their sacrifices."

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 9h

In the interest of peace between our peoples please accept these gifts of local delicacies, fine silks, ten head of cattle, and a case of our finest ale. The security guard at the dmv, watching the cattle crowd the waiting room: "my lord thanks you for this fine gift."

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 9h

Your honor, as you can see in this post, the defendant told my client that he, quote "had been owned" by my client following the argument. Therefore yielding control of his property to the plaintiff

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 9h

Anarcho monarchism with tolkienist characteristics

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