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Ash🐝

@puppermoder.bsky.social
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One Shlee, Cryptid My gender is Shlee. Pronouns in bio? That would require me to understand what my pronouns are! Per Aspera Ad Astra

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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 4h
My brain is a HIVE OF BEES GET Some HONEY FROM IT
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 4h
666 6 + 60 + 600 6 * 1 = 6 = 666 6 + 1 = 7 60 + 7 = 67 67 = 666 WAKE UP SHEEPLE THE DEVIL IS TAKING YOUR CHILDREN
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 4h
Today i think i should spread the Good News of Apostasy to all
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 4h
The Latter Witnesses of Saint Day Jehovah
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bitesizedlex @bitesizedlex.bsky.social · 8h
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Grandpa, examining the container of "real mayo": "that ain't mayonnaise. Thats MAYO pretendin to be mayonnaise!" *Grandpa slams the fridge shut and walks off.*
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I miss grandmas homecanned tuna
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The eepies will continue until headpats increase
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Makes some of this for u
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bird
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/x/ Takes @xtakes.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gondor calls for AIDS
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Normal shleeing
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Making it to 53rd base (sharing a very fancy tea togher in your underwear with her. Tea that your child gave you both for your 30th anniversary.)
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Deluze? More like deluge... In my pants!
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Deluze? More like De Loser!
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you could bring one "book" (loosely defined) to any time and place on earth and give it to your choice of person/group of people, what would you bring?
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God i feel fucking amazing rn
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shleeing
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyway uh SPACE
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kink is just nerdiness for further advanced perverts and thats based
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They dont tell you they make a kind of gag that looks like a dog bone or well they do actually they want to sell u it but i support this.
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh youre "doing a bit" right now? What like the kind of gag? I dont see one but i support your freedom to express your kinky side have fun queen.
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Im like if there was a dog thats a bit freaky and a lot nerdy and definitely not autistic anyway lemme infodump 40k lote at u for 3 hours
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On a bit lighter fare my listening rn is youtu.be/rVs2givbeGk?... Spotify open.spotify.com/track/5w2nUb...
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Gloryhammer - Legend of the Astral Hammer
YouTube video by Caesar Law
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The first person to make me eat out of a dog bowl and sleep in a dogbed will win my undying loyalty for i assume less than like $100
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The year is 2100 and the news is about the first successful dogsitioning. You look out the window at animal control giving tasks and collars to the ferals. Your mandated puppy has the zoomies in the hall. The president is on tv about fixing the price of sqeaktoys. You wonder what the fuck happened.
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Arf? No. Im not domdog.
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yknow i dont think atlas was shrugging there i think it was more of a shimmy
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*looking at the vicious creature from the Swarm that is charging me* "Omg nooo dont devour me~ id *hate* to be held down with your big claws as you play with your food~ :3" Creature: *stops, looks in disgust, and charges someone else before i place a lasgun shot between its eyes* Works every time
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Learning valuable insights for my distant but inevitable financial crimes
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Get your uheos in order
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Arf arf wruff bark :3
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alexis 🎠 @purelydots.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
stuntedaphidcel posting on twitter, in which she states: "look, man, HRT isn't gonna turn you into your waifu or like those 1% top OF girls. youre gonna look like your mother. and that's fine, she's a very beautiful woman. it was a pleasure to make her acquaintance last night."
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nono o ooo o oo @notnonoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
happy #rollerdogsunday #methods #whatdatmean
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So. For all the justified praise that In The Pale Moonlight gets, i dont think i can call it my favorite ds9 episode anymore because i just ugly cried so hard at The Visitor (S4 ep either 2 or 3 depending on platform) holy shit that might be some of the most peak television fiction ive ever watched
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy shit
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Brutalismbot @brutalismbot.com · 27/09/2026
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Brutalismbot @brutalismbot.com · 27/09/2026
Hotel Panorama, Štrbské Pleso, Slovakia - Zdeněk Řihák, 1970 r/brutalism
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Guy at bus stop: "fucking psycho mother fucker" *looks at me* Me: *shoots back a "huh? What the fuck?" Look, genuinely confused Guy: "ugh, not you." Like bro i was the closest person to you and you looked directly at me what was i supposed to think
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Vet: this is clearly a human. Owner: this is my dog Dog: oww Vet: is this... Are you in some kind of trouble you dont want the hospitals reporting? What happened? Owner: i have been trying to get this mutt to go to a doctor for 4 years. Please this is the only thing that has worked.
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Doggirl gender affirming care (getting hit by a car bc u ran out into the street bc u saw something cool)
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The worse ur brain is working the better it posts or is that the other way around or neither idk whatever
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ngl i would definitely fall victim to a vampire. Uh because my mind is weak, thats why, yeah.
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all Prince charming obviously
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Oracle in Dallas told me I'm the smartest of all the chads because i know i got rizz
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yknow i bet theres at least one billionaire with a really impressive dungeon and absolutely no idea how to use anything in there as either end of the equation.
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I dont identify as a woman i identify as a sweet little creature that should be tied up regularly and reminded she is loved and controlled kindly by various kinky means. The woman stuff is just what i put on to be socially acceptable.
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Too much sugar sleepy as ball onward we move tho
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