Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 4h666 6 + 60 + 600 6 * 1 = 6 = 666 6 + 1 = 7 60 + 7 = 67 67 = 666 WAKE UP SHEEPLE THE DEVIL IS TAKING YOUR CHILDREN 240
Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Grandpa, examining the container of "real mayo": "that ain't mayonnaise. Thats MAYO pretendin to be mayonnaise!" *Grandpa slams the fridge shut and walks off.* 130
Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Making it to 53rd base (sharing a very fancy tea togher in your underwear with her. Tea that your child gave you both for your 30th anniversary.) 020
Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If you could bring one "book" (loosely defined) to any time and place on earth and give it to your choice of person/group of people, what would you bring? 582
Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Kink is just nerdiness for further advanced perverts and thats based 020
Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They dont tell you they make a kind of gag that looks like a dog bone or well they do actually they want to sell u it but i support this. 120
Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh youre "doing a bit" right now? What like the kind of gag? I dont see one but i support your freedom to express your kinky side have fun queen. 020
Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Im like if there was a dog thats a bit freaky and a lot nerdy and definitely not autistic anyway lemme infodump 40k lote at u for 3 hours 120
Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026On a bit lighter fare my listening rn is youtu.be/rVs2givbeGk?... Spotify open.spotify.com/track/5w2nUb...youtu.beGloryhammer - Legend of the Astral HammerYouTube video by Caesar Law 310
Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The first person to make me eat out of a dog bowl and sleep in a dogbed will win my undying loyalty for i assume less than like $100 110
Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The year is 2100 and the news is about the first successful dogsitioning. You look out the window at animal control giving tasks and collars to the ferals. Your mandated puppy has the zoomies in the hall. The president is on tv about fixing the price of sqeaktoys. You wonder what the fuck happened. 120
Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Yknow i dont think atlas was shrugging there i think it was more of a shimmy 030
Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026*looking at the vicious creature from the Swarm that is charging me* "Omg nooo dont devour me~ id *hate* to be held down with your big claws as you play with your food~ :3" Creature: *stops, looks in disgust, and charges someone else before i place a lasgun shot between its eyes* Works every time 130
Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Learning valuable insights for my distant but inevitable financial crimes 140
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Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026So. For all the justified praise that In The Pale Moonlight gets, i dont think i can call it my favorite ds9 episode anymore because i just ugly cried so hard at The Visitor (S4 ep either 2 or 3 depending on platform) holy shit that might be some of the most peak television fiction ive ever watched 100
Reposted by Ash🐝Brutalismbot @brutalismbot.com · 27/09/2026Hotel Panorama, Štrbské Pleso, Slovakia - Zdeněk Řihák, 1970 r/brutalism 715137
Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Guy at bus stop: "fucking psycho mother fucker" *looks at me* Me: *shoots back a "huh? What the fuck?" Look, genuinely confused Guy: "ugh, not you." Like bro i was the closest person to you and you looked directly at me what was i supposed to think 010
Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Vet: this is clearly a human. Owner: this is my dog Dog: oww Vet: is this... Are you in some kind of trouble you dont want the hospitals reporting? What happened? Owner: i have been trying to get this mutt to go to a doctor for 4 years. Please this is the only thing that has worked. 030
Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Doggirl gender affirming care (getting hit by a car bc u ran out into the street bc u saw something cool) 030
Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The worse ur brain is working the better it posts or is that the other way around or neither idk whatever 040
Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ngl i would definitely fall victim to a vampire. Uh because my mind is weak, thats why, yeah. 130
Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all Prince charming obviously 120
Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The Oracle in Dallas told me I'm the smartest of all the chads because i know i got rizz 120
Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Yknow i bet theres at least one billionaire with a really impressive dungeon and absolutely no idea how to use anything in there as either end of the equation. 020
Ash🐝 @puppermoder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I dont identify as a woman i identify as a sweet little creature that should be tied up regularly and reminded she is loved and controlled kindly by various kinky means. The woman stuff is just what i put on to be socially acceptable. 140