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Pup Leif

@pupleif.bsky.social
159 followers 78 following 202 posts

Brainrotted engineering dog and classical music nerd who can’t type for shit and has strong opinions about Matlab. 📍Baltimore

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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
wake up babe, cunty npr merch just dropped
leif in a shirt that says “feral for the free press”
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
i wish i had some witty response but i just wanna fuck u
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
im baaaack
leif poses in front of mirrorleif's dick
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
woof
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
the goodest boy
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
bitch you beat me to it
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
i’m getting older, my body’s changing, and i wish someone would apologize for it because tell me why the weather shifted and then BOOM instant back pain
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
mommy? sorry, mommy? sorry, mommy?
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Pup Tunder 🔞 @puptunder.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Standing there… menacingly 🧍‍♀️
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
thanks :3
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
i have data to back up my claim of being solidly verse switch
my bdsm test
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
would
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
funni :)
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
i’m in the top 13% of nose blowers in the world
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TailWags.Dog 🐶🐾🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @tailwags.dog · 28/09/2025
A little rain didn’t stop the dogs from taking over Uproar for our monthly Sit, Stay, Sip social. #pupplay #pupkink #wetdogs #dcgays #dcpups
A group photo of several human-pups wearing different colored pup hoods in front of a mural saying Uproar DC.
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
i can’t believe we didn’t get raptured—i put on my best jock for nothing
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
there was a guy on the bus today w huge arms that at first i thought was hot, but when he stood up he was wearing straight man skinny jeans
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
mmmf (respectfully)
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
shot on my iphone 4s
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
image with overlaid text saying : it’s raptureussy tuesday are you boypussying
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
congrats on inventing going to one bar on a saturday!!!
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
maybe if the rapture happens i’ll finally be able to take a fucking break
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
you sound like @scruffware.duck.dog who’s been trying to figure out how to 3d print his
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
serving PSL realness in the best possible way
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
false negatives are also possible! try testing again tmrw if u have doubts
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
if you measure from my tailbone, I have a 73” cock
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
using a mercator projection for this type of sectioning is criminal
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
i actually can’t overstate enough how much i hate them. the concept of a matrix with all 0 diagonal entries that isn’t the 0 matrix pisses me off
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
yippeeee
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
if a skew symmetric matrix was a color it would be chartreuse, and if it were a number it would be 7. thank you for coming to my ted talk.
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
you were peer reviewed but the findings weren’t published
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
elevator that says “insert poo key to elect yo floop”
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
i should write a textbook on interior design i’m so good at this
animal crossing room with a bathtub next to a bed next to a toilet, all across from an anatomical model staring at the bed
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
serving both dick and cock
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
saw this diva at the bus stop this morning and they’re genuinely my new hero. imagine how cunt it would be to pull a sandwich out of that bag for lunch.
person in black boots, black leather pants, black lace mesh top, with a black skull cross body bag
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
you and me both :(
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
the BLS ice bucket challenge is where i scream into a bucket of ice water every time a new jobs report comes out
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
correct, and i think that’s actually a really good example of the need to teach concepts to kids before you necessarily have the theoretical framework established
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
and his huge…. tracts of land
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a man with a beard is standing next to a woman with the words she 's got huuuuge
Alt: a man with a beard is standing next to a woman with the words she 's got huuuuge tracts of land
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
america’s inability to teach math pisses me off. the idea that you need to learn math “in order” is largely wrong. calculus can be introduced in kindergarten if instead of introducing it with limits we present it as figuring out how things change.
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
you should start a podcast
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
a) i have no idea—i was describing the joys of a high-fiber diet and how it makes bottoming easier and i guess she just ran with that idea b) heaven forbid a girl have hobbies
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
“i could never be a bottom because i love to shit” - my straight female roommate over dinner
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
👁️🫦👁️
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
every nature valley bar he gives you is one less that ends up in the couch, so it’s a win win
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
i like this angle
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
the ARMS tho
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
go eat breakfast bitch
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
daddy nemo
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
yeah, volkswagens with an engine leak will do that 😔
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