Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 13/10/2025i’m getting older, my body’s changing, and i wish someone would apologize for it because tell me why the weather shifted and then BOOM instant back pain 081
Reposted by Pup LeifPup Tunder 🔞 @puptunder.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Standing there… menacingly 🧍♀️ 1281
Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 09/10/2025i have data to back up my claim of being solidly verse switch 2110
Reposted by Pup LeifTailWags.Dog 🐶🐾🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @tailwags.dog · 28/09/2025A little rain didn’t stop the dogs from taking over Uproar for our monthly Sit, Stay, Sip social. #pupplay #pupkink #wetdogs #dcgays #dcpups 2754
Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 23/09/2025there was a guy on the bus today w huge arms that at first i thought was hot, but when he stood up he was wearing straight man skinny jeans 040
Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 23/09/2025maybe if the rapture happens i’ll finally be able to take a fucking break 040
Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 16/09/2025i actually can’t overstate enough how much i hate them. the concept of a matrix with all 0 diagonal entries that isn’t the 0 matrix pisses me off 110
Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 16/09/2025if a skew symmetric matrix was a color it would be chartreuse, and if it were a number it would be 7. thank you for coming to my ted talk. 130
Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 13/09/2025i should write a textbook on interior design i’m so good at this 070
Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 12/09/2025saw this diva at the bus stop this morning and they’re genuinely my new hero. imagine how cunt it would be to pull a sandwich out of that bag for lunch. 060
Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 09/09/2025the BLS ice bucket challenge is where i scream into a bucket of ice water every time a new jobs report comes out 030
Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 09/09/2025america’s inability to teach math pisses me off. the idea that you need to learn math “in order” is largely wrong. calculus can be introduced in kindergarten if instead of introducing it with limits we present it as figuring out how things change. 140
Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 09/09/2025“i could never be a bottom because i love to shit” - my straight female roommate over dinner 150
Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 08/09/2025should i keep posting self-censored smut, or should i post hole and/or pole as well 220
Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 07/09/2025leaving the club early to play animal crossing in my hood is perhaps the best way to spend a saturday night 040
Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 06/09/2025it’s wild that some people consider a pup mask sexually explicit 130
Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 06/09/2025what if FDR. in ensuring he was never photographed in his wheelchair while campaigning, wasn’t concerned about public perception, but instead just wanted to see if people thought he was caked up 030
Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 04/09/2025i’m at the dr. and i have to pee. the dr is running 30+ mins late, and i’ve def had the time, but i know that as soon as i leave the room they’ll be ready for me 110
Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 04/09/2025🎶overstimulated in the back of an uber/ driver’s talking to me/i think im going to scream🎶media.tenor.coma woman with red hair is wearing a sash that says happy on itAlt: Gif of Chappell Roan 030
Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 03/09/2025i’m not bad at spelling, i just choose to write like a 17th century puritan. it’s a stylistic choice, not dyslexia 040
Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 03/09/2025“your mother was a witch and you look like one” is such a sick 17th century burn that i feel like we need to bring back 020
Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 03/09/2025it’s mildly ugly but i don’t have more time to work on it today. if people have ideas on things to change/other designs to try lmk tho 1110
Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 03/09/2025to my cheesemonger oomfs, why is this called “not smoked” provolone. is it a legal thing? 230
Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 03/09/2025happy hump day from my FMCW radar simulation that finally compiles 020
Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 03/09/2025not even our fridge is safe from advertising for wicked 2 electric boogaloo 120
Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 02/09/2025born too late to invade the middle east, born too early to invade the middle east, born just in time to invade… venezuela 000
Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 02/09/2025riding dick and cock—and you did it at my birthday dinner 130
Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 02/09/2025the anti em-dash hate that’s emerged in the wake of increasing LLM popularity pisses me off because em dashes are hands-down my favorite punctuation mark and i use them liberally 150
Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 02/09/2025if sand and glitter had a baby, it would do the same damage to a carpet as nature valley bars. that shit is getting EVERYWHERE. carpets, couches, cars, cooches 030
Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 02/09/2025correction—my hips are still sore so best may be an overstatement 150
Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 01/09/2025if i ever do drag my name is gonna be sponge boob square tits—boob for short 030
Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 01/09/2025unless you’re looking for a no energy hand job, 11pm is too fucking late at night to go on sniffies and ask “looking?!??” 160
Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 31/08/2025nothing worse for my inflated sense of ego than going into a task that i predict will be easy just for it to be even easier than expected 000
Reposted by Pup LeifPup Ace @pinkpupace.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Baltimore’s ready for @puptunder.bsky.social 2202