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Pup Leif

@pupleif.bsky.social
159 followers 78 following 202 posts

Brainrotted engineering dog and classical music nerd who can’t type for shit and has strong opinions about Matlab. 📍Baltimore

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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
wake up babe, cunty npr merch just dropped
leif in a shirt that says “feral for the free press”
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
im baaaack
leif poses in front of mirrorleif's dick
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
bitch you beat me to it
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
i’m getting older, my body’s changing, and i wish someone would apologize for it because tell me why the weather shifted and then BOOM instant back pain
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Pup Tunder 🔞 @puptunder.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Standing there… menacingly 🧍‍♀️
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
i have data to back up my claim of being solidly verse switch
my bdsm test
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
i’m in the top 13% of nose blowers in the world
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TailWags.Dog 🐶🐾🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @tailwags.dog · 28/09/2025
A little rain didn’t stop the dogs from taking over Uproar for our monthly Sit, Stay, Sip social. #pupplay #pupkink #wetdogs #dcgays #dcpups
A group photo of several human-pups wearing different colored pup hoods in front of a mural saying Uproar DC.
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
there was a guy on the bus today w huge arms that at first i thought was hot, but when he stood up he was wearing straight man skinny jeans
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
image with overlaid text saying : it’s raptureussy tuesday are you boypussying
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
maybe if the rapture happens i’ll finally be able to take a fucking break
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
if you measure from my tailbone, I have a 73” cock
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
i actually can’t overstate enough how much i hate them. the concept of a matrix with all 0 diagonal entries that isn’t the 0 matrix pisses me off
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
if a skew symmetric matrix was a color it would be chartreuse, and if it were a number it would be 7. thank you for coming to my ted talk.
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
i should write a textbook on interior design i’m so good at this
animal crossing room with a bathtub next to a bed next to a toilet, all across from an anatomical model staring at the bed
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
saw this diva at the bus stop this morning and they’re genuinely my new hero. imagine how cunt it would be to pull a sandwich out of that bag for lunch.
person in black boots, black leather pants, black lace mesh top, with a black skull cross body bag
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
the BLS ice bucket challenge is where i scream into a bucket of ice water every time a new jobs report comes out
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
america’s inability to teach math pisses me off. the idea that you need to learn math “in order” is largely wrong. calculus can be introduced in kindergarten if instead of introducing it with limits we present it as figuring out how things change.
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
“i could never be a bottom because i love to shit” - my straight female roommate over dinner
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
should i keep posting self-censored smut, or should i post hole and/or pole as well
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
leaving the club early to play animal crossing in my hood is perhaps the best way to spend a saturday night
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
it’s wild that some people consider a pup mask sexually explicit
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
mind the gape
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
putting the a in antidisestablishmentarianism
ass mirror picmy ass in booty shorts
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
not being able to edit posts is panelist
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
what if FDR. in ensuring he was never photographed in his wheelchair while campaigning, wasn’t concerned about public perception, but instead just wanted to see if people thought he was caked up
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
YOU GUYS MY HOOD CAME
smiling in my green pup hoodside angle of my green pup hoodup close shot of my pup hood
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
i’m at the dr. and i have to pee. the dr is running 30+ mins late, and i’ve def had the time, but i know that as soon as i leave the room they’ll be ready for me
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
🎶overstimulated in the back of an uber/ driver’s talking to me/i think im going to scream🎶
media.tenor.com
a woman with red hair is wearing a sash that says happy on it
Alt: Gif of Chappell Roan
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
i’m not bad at spelling, i just choose to write like a 17th century puritan. it’s a stylistic choice, not dyslexia
snapshot of text with the word “thriveing” quoted.
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
“your mother was a witch and you look like one” is such a sick 17th century burn that i feel like we need to bring back
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
it’s mildly ugly but i don’t have more time to work on it today. if people have ideas on things to change/other designs to try lmk tho
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
what i’m doing instead of work
solidworks UI showing a bone-shaped tag with the name “Leif” on it
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
to my cheesemonger oomfs, why is this called “not smoked” provolone. is it a legal thing?
a package of cheese labeled “not smoked provolone”
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
happy hump day from my FMCW radar simulation that finally compiles
graph of amplitude v range (m) for simulated radar sensor returns
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
not even our fridge is safe from advertising for wicked 2 electric boogaloo
a green and a pink clip on a refrigerator
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
born too late to invade the middle east, born too early to invade the middle east, born just in time to invade… venezuela
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
riding dick and cock—and you did it at my birthday dinner
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
the anti em-dash hate that’s emerged in the wake of increasing LLM popularity pisses me off because em dashes are hands-down my favorite punctuation mark and i use them liberally
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
keeping my fingers crossed for 2pm
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
if sand and glitter had a baby, it would do the same damage to a carpet as nature valley bars. that shit is getting EVERYWHERE. carpets, couches, cars, cooches
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
correction—my hips are still sore so best may be an overstatement
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
happy labor day—are you in labor?
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
dom bottoming is the fucking best
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
if i ever do drag my name is gonna be sponge boob square tits—boob for short
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
unless you’re looking for a no energy hand job, 11pm is too fucking late at night to go on sniffies and ask “looking?!??”
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
tooenty foh kahrat gohld LABEWBEW
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
nothing worse for my inflated sense of ego than going into a task that i predict will be easy just for it to be even easier than expected
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Pup Ace @pinkpupace.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Baltimore’s ready for @puptunder.bsky.social
Traffic Cones in front of Baltimore Penn Station.
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Pup Leif @pupleif.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
good morning gay p pole in my phone
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