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The Dangerous Midfielder

@pupenschauer.bsky.social
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Former player of the Beautiful Game. Guitar. Baltimore. Bipolar disorder explains my life. Sapere aude.

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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 23h
I just turned dark.
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quiltersblock.bsky.social @quiltersblock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So, I love Josh Allen. Great player, seems like a good guy. But having him talk about financial pressure in a TV commercial just seems a bit tone deaf.
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pete Hegseth needs to be removed. If he ever becomes president, we will be in bigger trouble than we are now.
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
J.J. Watts ain't no Tony Romo
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey void! I just finished a New York Times Friday crossword in 30 minutes! Personal best.
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Even with a lifetime of struggling, it's scary how easy it is to slip. Suddenly you feel buried alive. Unable or unwilling to move forward to accomplish even the barest minimum. Getting plans thought out in terrifying details. Then, snap. Holy shit that was close. You can tough it out. ALONE.
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ravens
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@clueheywood.bsky.social
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sometimes I feel like I could die and that would be all right.
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Poignant. Orienting.
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THEE NWMagpie - I Don't Argue With Ppl John Brown Would've Shot @thenwmagpie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I enjoyed Mike Luckovich for years, and then he created this cartoon. I sat and cried for several minutes. Then I cut it out of the Los Angeles Times, and I've kept it ever since. Thank you, Mr. Luckovich.
Mike Luckovich's editorial cartoon showing the 9/11 NY firefighters who died in the collapse of the Twin Towers, finally making it to the top.
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Void, The soap opera continues. He went to the house Monday to do yard work with my wife. The DAY AFTER I moved out. Quick version: they took hours longer than they said. So I went over there. They were in the backyard bagging leaves. I walked UP and told him, "Get the fuck out of here. NOW!!!"
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Awwwwwwww
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"Everybody has times when they want to put on some good music, put their feet up, and just lounge.." My dog has some Guru in her.
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So, void, it keeps getting worse. She's openly cheating. Like it's no big deal. I asked her if he was educated. I was thinking college, but no. Turns out he quit school at 16. No diploma, no GED. She also said he's unattractive. It's pathetic and it's absurd.
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton. Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Im approved for my awesome apartment. I can't fucking wait to move in.
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What's going on, void! My wife is having an affair and she is doing her best to completely burn our marriageto the grou
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hello void. Geographic cures do not work. I know this, but I try anyway. There's a line from a Social Distortion song which I'm reminded of every time I try: "wherever I have gone I was sure to find myself there/ you can run all your life but not go anywhere."
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I was here yesterday
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I often write drafts before I text people. Written words can be completely misinterpreted, which causes me great anxiety.
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Heading for the UpperPeninsula Sunday and I can't fucking wait. I'll be camping on the shore of Lake Superior.
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My dog
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Soccer appreciation: Clint Dempsey completely outclasses the current USMNT. He was a hard nosed finisher who inspired his teammates with his fearlessness and will. In his era the team had swagger and determination. They didn't fold up like the current whining crybabies.
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Just booked a big-ass SUV for my long ride. Not sure where to go yet. Great Lakes? Burn rubber for California? Maine? Almost anything is on the table. I'll keep the void posted, cause I know you all want to know. Lol
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I hate Argentina. No lead is safe, lol.
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Soccer appreciation: Cape Verde scared the shit out of Argentina. Great god damn game.
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
My wife bought pot water and gummies. I’m 5 years off substances. I’m so tempted though.
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Music appreciation: Attention Void! The Man in the Mirror key change gets me every time. It’s like someone pops a cork on my emotions.
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I love Canada, but what a bunch of whining crybabies their soccer MNT are. Almost as bad as the USMNT, lol.
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I weigh 260 fucking pounds
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The Black Stars are fantastic, and Thomas Asante is my new favorite!!🇬🇭
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Putting my dog down today. I let it go for too long. I’ve done this with every dog I’ve had. She’s alert, but today she can’t get up and she can’t hold down water.
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Also, void: Why are there sponsored hydration breaks? If it’s hot as f***, it’s ok. It was not hot in Mexico, These are TV timeouts. Just play quarters, ffs. AND VAR SUCKS! #worldcup #copamundial #fifa
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Void: I’ll be honest. Face tattoos scare the piss out of me. If I see someone with a face tattoo, I’m not even making eye contact. Thanks
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Just had a chat about the World Cup with a man from Ghana. Now I’m heading home with my Peruvian chicken. Fuck the Nazi-ass racist fucks. I love meeting people from everywhere.
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Void: Attention Gen X!!! You should not be using Gen Z slang. Comes off as a pathetic attempt to be hip. Signed: An uncool Gen X dad. Thanks for your attention to this matter!
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The Last King of Scotland. A movie about a Scottish doctor who becomes charmed by Idi Amin, and ends up in his inner circle.
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
One of the most useful things I learned while pursuing a BA in psychology was how to parallel park.
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I CAN’t STOP SCROLLING!! HELP!!!!!
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Didn’t even look at my phone until after 4pm! Boo yah!!
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Music appreciation: How Bizarre is a goddamn good song.
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Made it to 1pm before looking at Bluesky! Go me!!
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Pot is legal in my state now, and I smell it everywhere, lol.
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Void: my boss is in dick mode. Fuck him. Thanks
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Dundalk, Maryland #gasprice
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Southern Baltimore County, MD #gaseprice
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
It’s a #prince kind of day. First three tracks on 1999 are perfection.
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The Dangerous Midfielder @pupenschauer.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The president does not look good in a tux with a bow tie.
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