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Most Punished Yearnwife

@punished.bsky.social
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MDNI, mid-20s I only post cool and interesting stories, at most, one a month

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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Getting my orchiectomy done The Ocky Way
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Transphobic Jake and Amir fan be like: "That's self-mutilation bud"
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I was having my period
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
she was reading the bell jar
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
CORN NUTS
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I say go with big blue
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I can change my name and ride up to Seattle
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
monday eight AM i'll be deleted
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm not feeling well
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
DON'T SPIN ME
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
PLAIN OR BEE QUE
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Like girl I get it but you can't be saying this when the aces are down by 10 and A'ja can barely walk
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I SWEAR I just heard a commentator say "the w n b GAY"
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Doppell waow,, (I did the gravel in 4:32, but that includes learning the rules and the masyu in 0:14, which felt pretty good considering I haven't solved one in like 4 months)
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Fun and "good" pass phrase making method: Find a list of all lego pieces and all possible colors, randomly choose like three of them and remember the little build. For example, brightlightorange2x2x2/3curvedslopedarkbluishgray1x8x2archskyblue1x1roundquarterbrick
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Gavin Verhey posting misleading interaction bait in the year of our lord 2026 😱😱😱
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I hope this doesn't sour anyone's fto results. I think the innovation that's inevitable is gonna reinvigorate people to this puzzle, and bring forth a new era of strategy and innovation.
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I don't think clock is ever gonna be a real event. It's always gonna be a single cube avg type puzzle. I love another puzzle as a main event, I'm looking forward to the innovation that's going to come. I can definitely expect about a year of people getting good results on their "good" fto's.
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
FUCK CLOCK FUCK "FAKE" MAIN EVENT MEMORIZATION I LOVE TO TURN THE FACES ON MY OCTAHEDRON I LOVE THE INNOVATION THAT'S GONNA COME BECUASE OF THIS I LOVE WATCHING PEOPLE LEARN NEW THINGS ALL AROUND GOOD DECISION
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
"This is a stock photo of the crowd at the nickelodeon kids choice awards" That's what I know about the show. If it makes you mad that I don't care beyond that I invite you to dm me about opportunities to hurt me in various ways. Remain aware that many people want to hurt me, so the queue is long,
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I think the way I've watched The Good Place is both deeply not normal and incredibly average at once. I watched the first half of the first season on netflix as it came out, then two years later I binged the rest of the first season as inflight entertainment. The rest I've watched as isntagram reels
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The strongest memory I have of the Borat movie isn't from the movie itself. It's from the movie rental shelf at our local grocery store, where on Saturday nights, when almost all the movies were rented out, Borat was always there.
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
"they couldn't hit make this nowadays" but I'm talking about Arrested Development and Jake and Amir
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
When Halimede speaks, I listen 🙏
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
did y'all hear they accidentally launched the artemis crew into the sun? they're all gone
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Dude, they are MILKING you in the replies... You're becoming absolutely drained in the quotes... It's getting two handed with a double twist on the blogosphere
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I feel like I would love all of Yorgos Lanthimos's movies if they weren't made by Yorgos Lanthimos
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
It fucks me up how Gerran Howell has that accent. I just hope he isn't Laurieing it up
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
NADU POSITION RAAAHHHHH
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Fucked up that the guy that made spellbound caves and started race for wool has gone full chud
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
preferably all in the same deck #私を作ったマジック9枚 #My9MTGCards
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Every time I listen to this I realize we lost someone who was pushing humanities capabilities forward. and I get so sad, because we didn't push it nearly enough,
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
How is only one left? The pack come in six! I'm straight up crying
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Feeling really sad about how mf doom died....,,,,,,, detransitioning just to argue with guys who keep talking about drake v doom ngl
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
reading the 0.999... wikipedia talk page just to feel something
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
If something goes "through" are you counting that as one or two holes?
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
It may be my spirit, I'm afraid ✊😔
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
JC Foster takes it to the freeuse.toys bluesky account
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I get told Bud Light tastes like piss I import ten cases I drink one ... I am inconceivably disappointed
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Using the wrong keyboard for a while is an advanced form of mind break
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
1000000000 YEARS HORSE GAMBLING JAIL 𓀀𓀁𓃰 𓃳𓀆𓃘𓀋𓀕𓀤 𓀬 𓀽𓃡𓁄𓁑𓁜𓁤𓁯𓁻 𓃩𓂥𓃁
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Unstucking and solving a puzzle during mystery hunt feels better than cumming
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
""stupid dog"" 🤤🤤🤤🥺🥺🙏🙏
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
My wife is out of town so I can finally thirst over male celebrities and she can't beat me over it.... Bill Skarsgård looks so good in the trailer for Dead Man's Wire, I'm gonna go crazy
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I started doing kegels while I'm dead on League and now when I piss it hits the ceiling
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
diy or die, except it's like, tote bags, or something
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Name idea for a youtube channel about illegal driving tips: Red Means Go
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Most Punished Yearnwife @punished.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I sentence you to.... one week no wife cuddles!
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